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just like the restaurant we saw in melbourne's chinatown. i cant stop laughing at this
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Old 03-26-2007, 09:01 AM
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that's in Ireland i think, and a magazine offered a prize to whoever made the "necessary adjustments" (it was called Nagina Tandoori)

There's a school along a bus route that I take, and someone peeled part of the letters so that a banner on the baseball field said "Little Fag Season Begins! Sign Up Today!"



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Old 03-26-2007, 01:30 PM
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TurdBerglar: no one says fanny pack

Bob: i call it a minge sack

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Old 03-26-2007, 01:56 PM
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Q: What's brown and sticky?




































A: A stick.



Has anyone in this family ever even seen a chicken?

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Old 03-26-2007, 05:40 PM
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Old 03-26-2007, 11:19 PM
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Old 03-27-2007, 01:02 PM
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Shit. I know shit's bad right now, with all that starving bullshit, and the dust storms, and we runnin' out of french fries and burrito coverings. But I got a solution that will fix everything!

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Old 03-27-2007, 01:45 PM
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lol @ william h. macy's jumping and naked butt and the looks on their faces.



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So wait, this guy is driving around in his jeep with his cat and his television in the back and he's got his favourite music blaring away and... I think I've missed the point.

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Old 03-28-2007, 02:05 AM
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MIKE D'S HAIR!!!

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Old 03-28-2007, 08:15 AM
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dunno why but i felt a bit guilty laughing at this.



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Did they put powder on Martin Lawrence to make him look lighter?



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Old 03-29-2007, 04:53 AM
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This record-breaking, 13-storey log cabin was hand-built by a ruined Russian gangster as a summer place in Arkhangelsk. The towering fire-hazard is all that remains from his life of crime, and the city is threatening to tear it down on the basis that it threatens to take the whole suburb with it if it goes up in smoke.
While in prison, he claims his rivals destroyed his equipment, stole his money and threw his five cars into the Dvina river - a similar fate to that which befell many of Russia's rich in the chaotic years of the 1990s.
"When I went to prison I was a millionaire," he said. "Now I'm penniless." Sutyagin, 60, lives in four poorly heated rooms at the bottom of his wooden skyscraper with his 32-year-old wife Lena.

What is left of his fantasy is slowly decaying around him. Even so, it remains a remarkable architectural feat - especially given the fact that Sutyagin built much of it himself - that defies easy description.

A whimsical jumble of planking, from a distance it bears a resemblance to a Japanese pagoda, but draw closer and it seems more like a mix between a Brobdignagian tree house and the lair of a wicked fairytale character.



Chaotic neutral means never having to say you're sorry.

The two hobbies of the Palatinate are drinking and women. Most of them die on top of a woman, drunk.

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Old 03-29-2007, 04:57 AM
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Chaotic neutral means never having to say you're sorry.

The two hobbies of the Palatinate are drinking and women. Most of them die on top of a woman, drunk.

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Old 03-29-2007, 07:06 AM
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This record-breaking, 13-storey log cabin was hand-built by a ruined Russian gangster as a summer place in Arkhangelsk. The towering fire-hazard is all that remains from his life of crime, and the city is threatening to tear it down on the basis that it threatens to take the whole suburb with it if it goes up in smoke.
While in prison, he claims his rivals destroyed his equipment, stole his money and threw his five cars into the Dvina river - a similar fate to that which befell many of Russia's rich in the chaotic years of the 1990s.
"When I went to prison I was a millionaire," he said. "Now I'm penniless." Sutyagin, 60, lives in four poorly heated rooms at the bottom of his wooden skyscraper with his 32-year-old wife Lena.

What is left of his fantasy is slowly decaying around him. Even so, it remains a remarkable architectural feat - especially given the fact that Sutyagin built much of it himself - that defies easy description.

A whimsical jumble of planking, from a distance it bears a resemblance to a Japanese pagoda, but draw closer and it seems more like a mix between a Brobdignagian tree house and the lair of a wicked fairytale character.
Arkhangelsk? fuck, you'd burn the cabin down just to stay warm there!
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Old 03-29-2007, 07:21 AM
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Text says it's a "summer place" I know you russians keep your fires burning on the inside...



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Old 03-29-2007, 07:25 AM
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hahaha, siberian summer must be when it's warmer than -20. vodka is the best heating fuel tho
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Old 03-30-2007, 05:26 AM
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Old 03-30-2007, 09:37 AM
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Found this when i wasn't downloading music




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Old 03-30-2007, 10:53 AM
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there must be a thousand captions for this pic



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I've never been nor do I ever want to go to a party where dude takes his shirt off.
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Old 03-30-2007, 01:12 PM
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im really hungry now



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Old 03-30-2007, 01:28 PM
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I thought that was a foot.
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Has anyone in this family ever even seen a chicken?

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Old 04-02-2007, 12:38 PM
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lonely as a cloud in the golden state
"the longest winter that i ever saw
was the summer that i spent..."

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Old 04-04-2007, 02:46 AM
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Why didn't anyone tell me before ?? Wish I could go back in time now and finally finish that game
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Old 04-04-2007, 01:05 PM
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