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Old 07-21-2006, 08:29 PM
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It's been a while since I've had a celebrity crush. I just saw The Lady in the Water. Pretty lame, but M. Night Shamalamadingdong is precious.



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Old 07-21-2006, 08:31 PM
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so, the movie sucked?



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Old 07-21-2006, 08:32 PM
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so, the movie sucked?
Eh. It was alright. I guess if you're into modern day folklore/fantasy type shit, you'd probably dig it. But I'm not. So there ya go.



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Old 07-21-2006, 08:34 PM
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You people better post celebrity crushes so I don't feel like such a dork.

But please, if you have a crush on Dane Cook, take your bidness elsewhere.



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Old 07-21-2006, 09:21 PM
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Old 07-21-2006, 09:30 PM
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people tell me i look like the guy from the notebook...so now only if i could get the girl from the notebook




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Old 07-21-2006, 11:45 PM
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who was that woman on chapelle's show when the japanese pixie fell into her cleavage?
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Old 07-21-2006, 11:55 PM
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found her




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Old 07-21-2006, 11:59 PM
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her name is lala she's on MTV & VH1 a lot



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Old 07-22-2006, 12:41 AM
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this is fucking worse than any thing that has ever happened
this is a fuckin horse cock in tiny mouth
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this is bullshit

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Old 07-22-2006, 01:08 AM
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HERRO RA-RA!



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Old 07-22-2006, 02:50 AM
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Ok I won't post a pic of my celebrity crush...'cause there are many here around!



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Old 07-22-2006, 03:22 AM
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Ok I won't post a pic of my celebrity crush...'cause there are many here around!
pff.. yeah me too, there's plenty of my numero uno round this beotch, but mi numero 2 (which changes up quite often mind you) is...




matt costa *sigh*



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Old 07-22-2006, 10:01 AM
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laura prepon



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Old 07-22-2006, 11:44 AM
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Old 07-22-2006, 11:49 AM
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and since you already posted him I'll post someone else, ha.




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Old 07-22-2006, 12:50 PM
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no crush but i sure do love him
DS will second that
(except for the no crush part)



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Old 07-22-2006, 01:24 PM
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d cubed, did you see your crush on jon stewart the other day? he seems to be a pretty good sport -- i guess he hears his movies suck more often than he hears he's a genius.



noelle has latched onto bobby's arm and won't let go for several minutes, and he's trying to yank his arm free...
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Old 07-22-2006, 02:17 PM
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Old 07-22-2006, 02:33 PM
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Old 07-22-2006, 08:16 PM
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Old 07-23-2006, 12:49 AM
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Old 07-23-2006, 11:35 AM
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And it's only due to watching the better half of Veronica Mars season 1.



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Old 07-23-2006, 12:09 PM
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I think it's his truthiness that turns me on.



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Old 07-23-2006, 12:22 PM
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no crush but i sure do love him
DS will second that
(except for the no crush part)
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Old 07-23-2006, 12:25 PM
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Because you're a slut for James Dean, ya homo.



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Old 07-23-2006, 01:46 PM
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I'm only allowed this one.



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Old 07-23-2006, 11:02 PM
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i have four allowances, and joe knows about them so it's cool.



my god







^ i don't even know why. i just think he's cool as hell.



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Old 07-23-2006, 11:03 PM
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pat smear?


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Old 07-23-2006, 11:04 PM
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SHUT UP AND LEAVE HIM ALONE



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