I don't know how to flirt.

[paul jones]

I wish I knew how to fly

like Superman that is.I could fly over airports naked giving the middle finger to the fuckheads sitting in those death traps eating their shit food

[DandyFop]

Originally Posted by paul jones

I wish I knew how to fly

like Superman that is.I could fly over airports naked giving the middle finger to the fuckheads sitting in those death traps eating their shit food

Originally Posted by Ty Webb

1. watch as many woody allen movies as possible
2. ???????????
3. profit

I will not let these two amazing posts go ignored.

[monkey]

I JUST LEFT THE WORLD'S MOST RETARDED VOICEMAIL. i just effectively made myself sound like a brain dead dumb ass on a guy's voicemail, cause i was so nervous about calling him.

he has called me like 3 or 4 times, and i've missed it every time. and so, he called me earlier today, while i was in the train. he left a message. i called him back just now, and left a relatively incoherent message of stupid words strung together with barely any regard for any kind of sentence structure.

i said something about playing that game where no one picks up the phone, and then i tried to explain myself by saying that i never hear my phone ring, so i never know when i'm being called, but i said 1000000 times stupider. i think i said "anywaysssss" 3 times. suddenly i truly became the 16 year old long island girl that lives in my heart. oh boy.

[hpdrifter]

Awwww! I'm sure you did not sound as bad as you think and, even if you did, if he likes you it'll make him giggle and maybe blush.

[Bob]

Originally Posted by hpdrifter

Awwww! I'm sure you did not sound as bad as you think and, even if you did, if he likes you it'll make him giggle and maybe blush.

yeah but if he does that it means he's gay

[monkey]

no it really is that bad. i said "anywaysss, bye" where the bye trails off and your voice gets really bass-y. the rest of the message was in a high pitched LI-girl voice. it was bad.

being a nun is an interesting consideration.