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Old 01-18-2007, 01:21 PM
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he makes me smile like that, alot, which is why I hate him right now

and he does treat me like a butthead, but only half the time

and its the other afrofucker who makes me cry

this one hasn't yet because Im slowly turning into a rock with no feelings, thank god



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Old 01-19-2007, 12:25 AM
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You look WEIRD.



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Old 01-19-2007, 11:14 AM
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Im attempting to eat my bottom lip there it seems, but regardless, I truly am weird looking.

I think you guys are the freaks for ever telling me that Im at all attractive because the consensus in real life is that Im not.



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Old 01-19-2007, 11:28 AM
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you look like you're in luurrvveee
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Old 01-19-2007, 11:03 PM
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Im attempting to eat my bottom lip there it seems, but regardless, I truly am weird looking.

I think you guys are the freaks for ever telling me that Im at all attractive because the consensus in real life is that Im not.
no, no. It seems that on this rare occasion you are looking not weird. I was using and advanced form of reverse something or other.



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Old 01-19-2007, 02:17 PM
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yeah, so cute i almost threw up



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Old 01-18-2007, 05:15 PM
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It'll be a picture of me someday.

Did you see the one of me in a suit?



well, that's just awesome then

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Old 01-18-2007, 11:29 PM
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i don't know why.
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Old 01-19-2007, 12:06 AM
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i don't know why.
AHHHH! ME TOO! ha hahaaaa. I was just thinking about him the other day. weird.



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Old 01-19-2007, 11:31 PM
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AHHHH! ME TOO! ha hahaaaa. I was just thinking about him the other day. weird.
i've been watching the surreal life b/c i just want to see all the cute things he does. like uh come out naked with a guitar!

anyway, everyone already knows i love this guy too. <3



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Old 01-19-2007, 11:40 PM
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well it's already too late to make this one big post, so whatever.

i forgot this guy:



not counting stu stone. he's okay, i just don't have a crush on him. i love mr. kennedy in this picture though.


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Old 01-18-2007, 11:30 PM
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Old 01-23-2007, 08:02 PM
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Old 01-30-2007, 05:40 PM
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Smile

during one of many drinking sessions on red road, he told me i was "very photogenic" (but he was blazing) and he returned for not one but two kisses goodbye and i swear my womb did a 360. and then it felt guilty it did a 360 because i have a boyfriend. but oh well. i'm allowed hardcore crushes that aren't gonna go anywhere, aren't i? i swear i hadn't physically reacted like that to a man since i was at school and all OMG HE TOUCHED ME HE TOUCHED ME HE TOUCHED ME MY BODY IS BURNIN' UP HERE OMG *faint*




she's a pearl of a girl, i guess that's what you might say


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Old 01-30-2007, 11:57 PM
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ID HAMMER HIM AGAINST A WALL



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Old 01-31-2007, 12:01 AM
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christ!
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Old 01-31-2007, 01:28 AM
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fine

I guess he's kind of my boyfriend now or something. And he makes ridiculous faces. I'm kind of okay with it.



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Old 02-01-2007, 02:46 PM
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fine

I guess he's kind of my boyfriend now or something. And he makes ridiculous faces. I'm kind of okay with it.
You really need to tell him to shave the soul patch off.

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Old 01-31-2007, 03:40 PM
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please stop, it hurts



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Old 01-31-2007, 04:03 PM
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you're just jealous



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Old 01-31-2007, 07:36 PM
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she reminds me of me :/



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Old 01-31-2007, 11:55 PM
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yeah for a second thought it was crystal



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Old 02-02-2007, 11:55 PM
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JESUS CHRIST MY EYES.



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Old 02-03-2007, 12:34 AM
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the tom hanks hair



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Old 02-03-2007, 08:01 PM
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Old 02-03-2007, 09:37 PM
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is it possible to ban someone from a thread? like, say, steger from this one?



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Old 02-13-2007, 03:07 PM
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haha



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Old 02-14-2007, 01:27 AM
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I'm watching Sopranos season 6 right now and just now remembered how fine she is......




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Old 02-14-2007, 01:31 AM
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yes!
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Old 02-14-2007, 01:37 AM
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yes!
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