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Old 11-13-2006, 12:54 AM
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crap i forgot to wash zorra off my fingers



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Old 11-13-2006, 01:00 AM
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do you have a shoulder beard?
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Old 11-13-2006, 01:06 AM
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So I take it toucanspam is still the token dickface of the board?
no but it's adorable when he tries
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Old 11-13-2006, 01:13 AM
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do you have a shoulder beard?
i was trying to pass the razor in my other hand and it scraped against my shoulder

it was bleeding like a cunt at first

well yeah i pretty much shave everything thats shave-able exept for my head/brows/lashes



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Old 11-13-2006, 01:54 AM
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i shave my toe knuckles


my toe knuckles have what looks like tupees on them
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Old 11-13-2006, 01:59 AM
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haha

i shave mine too, you can barely see anything but safe is safe or sure is sure, no clue



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Old 11-13-2006, 02:59 AM
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aparently you're still toucanspam
what's he going on aboot?



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Old 11-13-2006, 03:52 AM
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spanks everyone re: poker goodness.

mickill, great to have you back with us for a short time why yes, i do love a bit of marty. i actually inherited his eyebrows through our paranormal connection. great pictures, brah. ava is indeed super gorgeous. that girl's gonna be a heartbreaker when she grows up. oh, and nice side of face!

knucks: awesome. just awesome.



she's a pearl of a girl, i guess that's what you might say

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Old 11-13-2006, 04:37 AM
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i'm jealous of nastee's life
oh, you needn't be. two thirds of that picture are gay and are therefore going to burn in a hellish hell for their faggy sins, surrounded by kitten abusers and plates of macaroni cheese and the like. ugh. shudder.
but surriously, it's not like i have poker nights every night. it's very rare. i mostly spend time with my flatmates and it's only very sporadically the rest of the band hangs out with us, or indeed other peeps. we hardly ever go out.
you should come. when pres whisks you away on your romantic trip to.. helensburgh, you should swing on by. only if you add your £1 to the prize pot though! yeah!
p.s. scott won in the end. can you tell by the authoritative arm-folding?



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Old 11-13-2006, 07:08 AM
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Susan and I need to find a good board or card game to play together. Cheap Monopoly rip-offs jsut don't cut it, and 'Guess Who?' shouldn't even count as a game.

Maybe poker...



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Old 11-13-2006, 07:20 AM
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poker's not really great with only 2 people unfortunately

neither is Scotland Yard

You have to get creative with Guess Who? "Does the person look like a peadophile?"
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Old 11-13-2006, 07:25 AM
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We did that. I can't think up new and exciting questions every single time we played.

She just excpected too much!



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Old 11-13-2006, 07:41 AM
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"does this person look like they have loved once and will never love again?"
"does this person look like they have been through hardship?"
"does this person look like they could be a white supremacist?"
"does this person look like they changed their name so they could fit in better with the primary ethnic group in which where they live?"

it was kinda fun.



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Old 11-13-2006, 02:42 PM
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Hah..I can't believe someone else out there has also played Guess Who like that...it's the only way to play!!



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Old 11-13-2006, 03:26 PM
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friday night

40's of beer
smoke
little sleep
hillarious friends
poker
uncoordination



i dont remember what exactly i was doing but it had something to do with proving i could stand on one foot



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Old 11-13-2006, 03:32 PM
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Is there a follow up of this picture you aren't showing us that involves you smashing through the coffee table behind you?



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Old 11-13-2006, 06:13 PM
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the followup is my pants ripping at the ass from the triple summersaut splits i did to prove my flexibility.

i missed that one, but actually the last pic of me that night was this one



"im just restin my eyes, just restin..."



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Old 11-15-2006, 12:57 PM
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happiness



thank you for your honesty now fuck off and die.

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Old 11-15-2006, 02:29 PM
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happiness is a warm thumb, bang bang, shoot shoot

those are some big windows you've got there



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Old 11-15-2006, 04:46 PM
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Old 11-15-2006, 07:12 PM
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happiness
you got a smiley face tattoo.



MIKE D'S HAIR!!!

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Old 11-15-2006, 07:35 PM
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i predict a visit to the laser removal clinic in about 6 months
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Old 11-15-2006, 07:37 PM
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predict incorrectly. ive wanted this for about 4 years. there's a really good story behind it, but none of you need to know it.



thank you for your honesty now fuck off and die.

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Old 11-15-2006, 07:51 PM
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i predict a visit to the laser removal clinic in about 6 months
yeah, i agree




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Old 11-15-2006, 09:05 PM
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happiness
I hate to be mean, but it kinda looks like your cellmate did it for a pack of cigarettes.
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Old 11-15-2006, 09:38 PM
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thats exactly how the transaction happened. oh, and i got a BJ thrown in as well.



thank you for your honesty now fuck off and die.

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Old 11-15-2006, 09:54 PM
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You must have seen him on his way to school.


I'm making this my myspace picture.



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Old 11-15-2006, 09:56 PM
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I really like it munky!

I actually want one that's in the same place, sorta similar, it's just a cartoon thing of my friend who died. I had drawn it a long time ago and after he died, I found myself drawing it again and I'm thinking about getting it permanently. Waiting a little while more to decide though.



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Old 11-15-2006, 10:40 PM
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Project mahem is now in.....tattoo mode.
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Old 11-15-2006, 11:01 PM
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The resemblance is uncanny.
Your father wore a powdered wig sounds better than your mother wears combat boots.



James Brown had a Gulliver head on a Liliputian body & that is why he drank Bacardi.

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