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Old 12-05-2004, 11:18 PM
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Tom Tucker: President bush was elecrocuted yesterday when he stuck his finger into an electrical socket. He responded by saying that Dick Chaney told him there was a pot of gold inside it.

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Old 12-05-2004, 11:19 PM
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Dude. If you guys think that is funny, you need to see Wet Hot American Summer. Fo real.
"Four campers are stuck in the ropes course. I meant to tell you about it yesterday."


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Old 12-05-2004, 11:23 PM
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Old 12-05-2004, 11:30 PM
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Old 12-05-2004, 11:45 PM
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"Four campers are stuck in the ropes course. I meant to tell you about it yesterday."
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I need to make a shirt of victor and neil after victor saves the kids from the rapids. It's gonna have a picture of them and say "Next time, YOU drive the van"


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Old 12-05-2004, 11:52 PM
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Did that fan knock the ball out of his hand or what? It doesn't really make it very clear how he fucked it up there, cause as far as I can see, the ball is miles above the player who's trying to catch it
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Old 12-06-2004, 05:46 AM
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Old 12-06-2004, 02:39 PM
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Did that fan knock the ball out of his hand or what? It doesn't really make it very clear how he fucked it up there, cause as far as I can see, the ball is miles above the player who's trying to catch it
Yes, he did knock the ball out of the players glove. And being the Chicago White Sox fan that I am, I laughed my ass off.


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Old 12-06-2004, 03:10 PM
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Old 12-06-2004, 04:39 PM
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Old 12-06-2004, 04:44 PM
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"The fact that an opinion has been widely held is no evidence whatsoever that it is not utterly absurd; indeed in view of the silliness of the majority of mankind, a widespread belief is more likely to be foolish than sensible."
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Old 12-07-2004, 01:20 AM
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Tom Tucker: President bush was elecrocuted yesterday when he stuck his finger into an electrical socket. He responded by saying that Dick Chaney told him there was a pot of gold inside it.

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Old 12-07-2004, 03:37 PM
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HE GONE!

Seriously, I heard my man moved to Spain because of all the death threats he was getting.




I had to throw up my Shingo shirt once I saw the Bartman piece.
I made 40 of these, 20 with attached ninja hoods, 20 without.
We had a group of us sporting the ninja hood shirts at the Cell, hitting my gong, and doing the Shingo zen moves.
They put us on the jumbotron, and an Espn camera guy ran up to us after the game and told us to watch Sportscenter, because we would definitely be on.
I never saw it.
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HE GONE!

Seriously, I heard my man moved to Spain because of all the death threats he was getting.




I had to throw up my Shingo shirt once I saw the Bartman piece.
I made 40 of these, 20 with attached ninja hoods, 20 without.
We had a group of us sporting the ninja hood shirts at the Cell, hitting my gong, and doing the Shingo zen moves.
They put us on the jumbotron, and an Espn camera guy ran up to us after the game and told us to watch Sportscenter, because we would definitely be on.
I never saw it.
Straight pimpin'.

YOU CAN PUT IT ON THE BOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRDDDDDDD, YES!!!


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Old 12-07-2004, 06:45 PM
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<i8b4uUnderground> d-_-b
<BonyNoMore> how u make that inverted b?
<BonyNoMore> wait
<BonyNoMore> never mind

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Old 12-07-2004, 07:31 PM
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TurdBerglar: no one says fanny pack

Bob: i call it a minge sack

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Old 12-08-2004, 12:50 AM
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Old 12-08-2004, 01:41 AM
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KILLA

Your mom busted in and said, "What's that noise?"
Aw, mom you're just jealous, it's the Beas-tie-Boys!!!

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Old 12-08-2004, 04:34 AM
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Ricky isn't in that picture, so it dosent count.

Also, wtf is with the chin at the bottom?
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Old 12-08-2004, 05:09 AM
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Old 12-08-2004, 11:49 AM
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Mark Twain said it best: “America is a nation without a distinct criminal class...with the possible exception of Congress."

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Old 12-09-2004, 07:20 AM
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Old 12-10-2004, 02:06 PM
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Mark Twain said it best: “America is a nation without a distinct criminal class...with the possible exception of Congress."

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Old 12-10-2004, 04:16 PM
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jázglÃ*k says:
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convolute this intravenous tea says:
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jázglÃ*k says:
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convolute this intravenous tea says:
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jázglÃ*k says:
amhrgvoehq3hthethfbfbtquestionmark
convolute this intravenous tea says:
always!
jázglÃ*k says:
what's new in de ghetto (in de ghettoooo)?
convolute this intravenous tea says:
drigs

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Old 12-10-2004, 04:22 PM
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jázglÃ*k says:
amhrgvoehq3hthethfbfbtquestionmark
convolute this intravenous tea says:
always!
jázglÃ*k says:
what's new in de ghetto (in de ghettoooo)?
convolute this intravenous tea says:
drigs

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