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Old 09-23-2004, 01:40 PM
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Should I go?

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Old 09-23-2004, 01:42 PM
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Yeah imagine those big long arms around you Ash.... ahhhhh!!!
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Old 09-23-2004, 01:44 PM
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He can pick lint out of my hair too.
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Old 09-23-2004, 01:46 PM
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And a girl likes to be preened.

What about manners though, do bad manners get your back up? Could be cheeky
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Old 09-23-2004, 01:50 PM
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I wouldn't hold his hand, dragging them on the ground ain't gonna make 'em smooth and supple Ash
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Old 09-23-2004, 01:51 PM
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I need a boyfriend
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Old 09-23-2004, 01:52 PM
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The monkeh! looks calmly smug.



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Old 09-23-2004, 01:56 PM
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The monkeh! looks calmly smug.
yeah, he's smug cause I said yes. My friend went out with and she says he well endowed too.
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Old 09-23-2004, 02:01 PM
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^ He's engaged to me!!!!
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Old 09-23-2004, 02:02 PM
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You stole my boyfriend you BITCH!
NOW... I know how he got fleas...you tramp !!!!
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Old 09-23-2004, 04:18 PM
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hey that guy is cute! if things don't work out can I have his number?

wanna see my last date? here you go...




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Old 09-23-2004, 04:22 PM
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hey that guy is cute! if things don't work out can I have his number?

wanna see my last date? here you go...

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...thats what out kids would look like.
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Old 09-23-2004, 04:26 PM
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thats what your kids are going to look like no matter who knocks you up
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Old 09-23-2004, 04:32 PM
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thats what your kids are going to look like no matter who knocks you up
interesting coming from a mutt like yourself.
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Old 09-23-2004, 04:33 PM
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to you too
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Old 09-23-2004, 04:34 PM
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thats what your kids are going to look like no matter who knocks you up
The most insultingly hilarious thing I've heard all day.



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Old 09-23-2004, 04:58 PM
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Monkeys are innate salad tossers.



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Old 09-23-2004, 05:07 PM
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I need a boyfriend
that's gotta be the first time i ever heard a girl say that!
come to london you'll do fine!!



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Old 09-23-2004, 05:15 PM
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The monkey will probably treat you better than most guys in Los Angeles would.



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Old 09-23-2004, 05:19 PM
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that's gotta be the first time i ever heard a girl say that!
come to london you'll do fine!!
I am working too much right now, so I am experiencing a drought in the male companion area. Soon, I will have more time to be social again.

Echewta- your kind of right on that one....yet, I have a good radar for jerks....I have been pretty fortunate in the men department in my life.
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Old 09-24-2004, 01:10 AM
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Should I go?


He looks like a decent chap.

yes.




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Old 09-24-2004, 04:52 AM
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Yeah but don't put out on the first date, he might be a heart breaker
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Old 09-24-2004, 10:29 AM
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Echewta- your kind of right on that one....yet, I have a good radar for jerks....I have been pretty fortunate in the men department in my life.
You still talk to me, that radar must be broken.



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Old 09-24-2004, 10:35 AM
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Its official, were going to the Monkey Bar tonight. Wish me Luck !!!!!!!
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Old 09-24-2004, 10:39 AM
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They are tucked underneath his skin.....eeeewwwww
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Old 09-24-2004, 10:43 AM
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what is ginger hair?
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Old 09-24-2004, 10:46 AM
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Because, all your doing is talking shit out your ass as always...Think of something a little bit more original.
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Old 09-24-2004, 11:02 AM
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is that not used in america??

OK, red hair!

aaawwwwww *brain fart*
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