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Old 09-30-2004, 09:19 PM
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Cool I am too Sexy

Look at my muscles

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Old 09-30-2004, 09:20 PM
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When you post bitmaps it takes a long time for them to load.
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Old 09-30-2004, 09:29 PM
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so is that really you or another one of the people you'd like to look like?



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Old 09-30-2004, 09:36 PM
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so is that really you or another one of the people you'd like to look like?
Dont you have some cinderblocks to go pierce?
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Old 09-30-2004, 09:39 PM
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I would like to see an actual picture of Ashley.



I like my beat down low and my top let back

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Dont you have some cinderblocks to go pierce?
oo i did that yesterday. today all i have to do is look at pictures of you.



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Old 09-30-2004, 09:42 PM
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oo i did that yesterday. today all i have to do is look at pictures of you.
ok, now go run along...and make more threads about your breasts.
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Old 09-30-2004, 09:43 PM
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ok, now go run along...and make more threads about your breasts.
i dont have to! other people do it for me!



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Old 09-30-2004, 09:46 PM
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i dont have to! other people do it for me!
Do they ever posts threads about your face?
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Old 09-30-2004, 09:51 PM
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Do they ever posts threads about your face?
oh my! it does look like i have a fan



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Old 09-30-2004, 09:53 PM
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oh my! it does look like i have a fan
I am not 12, and I have taste.
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Old 09-30-2004, 09:55 PM
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I am not 12, and I have taste.
oh you're right. my face = hideous. but really, i dont need my friends to set me up on blind dates. once people hear im a real woman (with nothing hidden in my pants), they like me just fine.



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Old 09-30-2004, 09:56 PM
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now girls...

Let's go shop and have a mocha!
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Old 09-30-2004, 09:56 PM
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ladies ladies please
there is only one way to settle this

a ring
some jello
and some tight, tiny clothes

LETS GET IT ON
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Old 09-30-2004, 09:57 PM
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ladies ladies please
there is only one way to settle this

a ring
some jello
and some tight, tiny clothes

LETS GET IT ON
perv...

You first
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Old 09-30-2004, 09:58 PM
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ladies ladies please
there is only one way to settle this

a ring
some jello
and some tight, tiny clothes

LETS GET IT ON

jim.. now you know that's unfair. im too little to fight a man.



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perv...

You first

sure, i'll wrestle pauli
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Old 09-30-2004, 09:59 PM
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jim.. now you know that's unfair. im too little to fight a man.

oh yeah thats right
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Old 09-30-2004, 10:11 PM
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oh you're right. my face = hideous. but really, i dont need my friends to set me up on blind dates. once people hear im a real woman (with nothing hidden in my pants), they like me just fine.
Youre right Pauli, I should meet my guys on BBMB then..... huh?
Since your so experienced and all.
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Old 09-30-2004, 10:16 PM
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The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom; I'm a big believer in it.

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Old 09-30-2004, 10:22 PM
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Youre right Pauli, I should meet my guys on BBMB then..... huh?
Since your so experienced and all.
well, see, im not sure the guys here will go for your deal...
as far as i know, the straight ones like real girls. and the gay ones like real men. hybrids are just odd.

and, p.s., i never showed my boobs like this.



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Old 09-30-2004, 10:25 PM
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well, see, im not sure the guys here will go for your deal...
as far as i know, the straight ones like real girls. and the gay ones like real men. hybrids are just odd.

and, p.s., i never showed my boobs like this.
Thank god for that *cringe*
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Old 09-30-2004, 10:27 PM
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i call a boob-offathon



this thread is lame
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Old 09-30-2004, 10:27 PM
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Thank god for that *cringe*
yea...it takes a special kind of person to put that kind of thing out there, right?



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Old 09-30-2004, 10:29 PM
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but it was a black and white picture

that makes it art
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Old 09-30-2004, 10:31 PM
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this thread is lame
some people need a to get their post count to 3000



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Old 09-30-2004, 10:31 PM
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yea...it takes a special kind of person to put that kind of thing out there, right?
and what exactly do you call Victoria Secret models? whores?
because they take pictures in lingerie. Whats the difference.
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Old 09-30-2004, 10:35 PM
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and what exactly do you call Victoria Secret models? whores?
because they take pictures in lingerie. Whats the difference.
i never mentioned the word whore! oh my... arent we jumping the gun a little bit.
as for the victoria secret models? well, i dont see one posting her lovely bra-encased boobs on the bbmb. that's what the catalog is for.



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Old 09-30-2004, 10:35 PM
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Old 09-30-2004, 10:36 PM
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i never mentioned the word whore! oh my... arent we jumping the gun a little bit.
as for the victoria secret models? well, i dont see one posting her lovely bra-encased boobs on the bbmb. that's what the catalog is for.
If you have something to say then fucking say it, you have been making lame comments about what I did for a while now, speak up or shut up.
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