MY BUSH!!!

[Tone Capone]

The other night I crashed at my boy's place because he threw a pretty big party (and I don't drink and drive ~safety is paramount~). The next evening when I returned home I noticed that someone took my bush!!! There was just little red petals where the thing used to be. I couldn't believe that. I just went inside my house and laughed thinking that someone took some time to steal a plant out of my front yard... this country is different as hell...

[enree erzweglle]

That happened to me once too.

[adam_f]

You best hunt down that rat bastard and teach him a lesson, CAPONE STYLE, BITCH!

[Qdrop]

i wonder how long before someone comes on this thread and says "hehe...i thought you were talking about you having a vagina..heh eh...duh...hehehe."

[enree erzweglle]

I had a friend who lived in a condo. He planted stuff that wasn't sanctioned by the condo board so they just went in and removed it all. No warning. They just took it away. Blip.

[mp-seventythree]

Tone, you're living in Suffolk. People there do that sort of thing, they're weird like that.

[Tone Capone]

Originally Posted by mp-seventythree

Tone, you're living in Suffolk. People there do that sort of thing, they're weird like that.

It's funny you say that because when I told the old lady who owns the pub I go to (this lady is cool as shit by the way) she said "Don't be surprised honey. These people aren't right in the head!"

[CiaoBellaXO]

my friends once got really stoned, tripped out and drunk all in the same night and they decided to do lawn jobs...(when you leave tire marks on someone's front lawn) well they started stealing lawn furniture, lawn oraments and those lil knomes. well,...they ended up throwing a 6 year old kid in the back seat of the car...they just thought they were having a bad trip when the knome started talking and moving....

[Yorkshire~Rose]

Someone stole my garden fence last year. We must have very horticulturally minded theives in Blighty.

[Parkey]

Our birdbath has recently gone AWOL.

[synch]

I needed the silliest possible name for a caption competition and the first thing that came into my mind was Suffolk.

True story.

Not particularly interesting... but true!

[Loppfessor]

That's cus they know I"m coming to visit in a few weeks and someone started a rumor that i don't like plants....I dunno sorry man I'll reimburse you for it

[Chicka B]

hehe...i thought you were talking about you having a vagina..heh eh...duh...hehehe.

[Tone Capone]

I'm starting to wonder if my neighbor took my bush now... Maybe I should set a trap... a bush trap.

[TurdBerglar]

the lawn mower got stolen once