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Old 07-01-2005, 01:29 PM
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Imagine you posted in a POST HERE thread and the other person had only negative comments towards you. Try to think of what those might be.

In my case;

Nuzz you try to hard! You post too much, trying way too hard to be "wacky" but your insights and ideas are of the Natalie Portman in Garden State school of intellectual observation. No one cares! Shut up for one fucking minute, will you? Ever hear of Pamela Anderson? Paris Hilton? It's called overexposure. I am sick of seeing you in every damn thread trying to act like such a high-minded pseudo-intellectual when half the time you use the wrong big words just to sound smart when you could say the same thing in three sentences if you had any grasp of the English language. You cannot explain anything because it takes you forever to get to the point, and why don't you try checking out a book on punctuation, it's just a suggestion!

You're a moody, bratty bitch who takes out her aggression and personal dissatisfaction heartlessly on other people for what you probably deludedly think is your amusement. You are contrary just to be contrary, and argumentative to get attention. You EPITOMIZE attention whore.

Don't you do anything at your job? How have you not gotten fired with all the time you spend posting verbal vomit here? And it's always in Beastie Free, just random chat. You never add anything regarding music or cooking or politics. Everyone acts like you're some creative brainiac when you're just a pretentious snob without a clue about life. Yeah, I could spill every single thought in my head with excrutiating detail too, doesn't make it anything significant.



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Old 07-01-2005, 01:33 PM
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Evan you're penis is just to big.
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Old 07-01-2005, 01:34 PM
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Adam, you are one dopey son of a bitch. Everyday you come on here and speak about the most random thing that pops in your head, even though everyone else on the board couldn't give two shits because we don't live in 'Adamville' Unfortunately, we're residents of our own little world, and we all wish we could go Iraq on your ass and bomb every single resident of 'Adamville' in one explosive swoop.

You need to get out, breathe in some fresh air, maybe even take a walk. And if something even remotely interesting pops in your head, just forget about because we don't care about that either because it's probably about something or someone you hate, because you are a hate-filled, spiteful, asshole. And you're a Republican, bitch.

One last thing. That whole 'I'm a white guy, but everyone thought I was black, so I'll make one big ol' joke out of it' is over. Stick to your race and shut the motherfuck up already, you spineless bastard.

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Old 07-01-2005, 01:35 PM
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you spend too much time here....FUCK!
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Old 07-01-2005, 01:36 PM
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Hey hotshot, do you think you could tone it down a little with the unbounded sex appeal? I mean, who do you think you are? You're making the rest of us hate ourselves. I used to like myself just fine, and then you came along and it was like, GREAT, back to the drawing board! Give us a chance! For the love of God, just give us a chance to catch up! And it doesn't look like it's getting any better because you just seem to be getting sexier and sexier by the minute. I hate you! And to top it all off, you're brilliant! You make me wanna puke my stomach out. That's how much I hate you for what you've done to my self esteem! Go to hell!
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Old 07-01-2005, 01:36 PM
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enree's posts are too long.



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Old 07-01-2005, 01:41 PM
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hey roosta, give the others a chance to be funny and charming, you fucking cunt.
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Old 07-01-2005, 01:48 PM
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be serious! come on, Adam's was heartbreaking. This is going to bring us all closer together and encourage compassionate feelings, when we see each other this way.



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Old 07-01-2005, 01:49 PM
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Rich, you seem to lack substance or any real depth. Most of your replies are sarcastic or downright mean-spirited. Your personality on the board is more of a facade or image that you think you have to fit into somehow. For one reason or another you seem to really like it here but seldom share much of your real self.


ps big ups to Nuzz for being honest/serious with her post. I tried to be with mine.



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Old 07-01-2005, 01:49 PM
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be serious! come on, Adam's was heartbreaking. This is going to bring us all closer together and encourage compassionate feelings, when we see each other this way.

unlike you, most of us prefer not to think. what the hell is wrong with you trying to make us feel like shit.
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Old 07-01-2005, 01:51 PM
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i dont know about me on the board but as for me in general...youre saying like, whats the one major setback that basically defines you and has been the root cause to the principal problems/conflicts throughout your life? that would be my fear of feeling vulnerable at any time, moment or situation.

you know, were starting to sound like a bunch of hippies going all analytical and thinking everything over so much at any given time of day. not that its a bad thing. its funny though isnt it



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Old 07-01-2005, 01:53 PM
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what the hell is wrong with you trying to make us feel like shit.
Well, I really don't like most of you.


I'm kidding. I don't know, I was trying something.



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Old 07-01-2005, 01:54 PM
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evil twat



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Old 07-01-2005, 01:57 PM
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Yorkie,

Yeah you're sweet. You're downright nauseating. Why don't you post what you really think about someone for a change. Because heaven forbid someone might post something nasty about you?

It's time to toughen up or shut the fuck up.



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Old 07-01-2005, 01:59 PM
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evil twat



edit: STOP WITH THE FUCKN' EDITS
Go back to sure shots and play with the pictures then!



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Old 07-01-2005, 02:00 PM
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Go back to sure shots and play with the pictures then!

post another one of your crotch
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Old 07-01-2005, 02:06 PM
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post another one of your crotch
alright thats 2



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Old 07-01-2005, 02:07 PM
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2 crotches? that fuckn' sick or cool as fuck
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Old 07-01-2005, 02:10 PM
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post another one of your crotch
It was a knee picture.



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Old 07-01-2005, 02:11 PM
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I gotta start spending more time in Sure Shots



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Old 07-01-2005, 02:11 PM
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It was a knee picture.


that one with you flipping? that was you, right? anyways i saw crotch
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Old 07-01-2005, 02:12 PM
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that one with you flipping? that was you, right? anyways i saw crotch
No, that wasn't me. I lied.



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Old 07-01-2005, 02:13 PM
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well i don't really care
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Old 07-01-2005, 02:14 PM
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well i don't really care
You and I are complete opposites in every way.



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Old 07-01-2005, 02:15 PM
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post some more crotch sots
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Old 07-01-2005, 02:16 PM
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post some more crotch sots
Shoot yourself in the crotch.

Sorry, I didn't mean that.



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Old 07-01-2005, 02:17 PM
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can shoot myself in your crotch?
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Old 07-01-2005, 02:21 PM
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can shoot myself in your crotch?
ok that was pretty funny


I'm sure you'd come pretty close anyway



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Old 07-01-2005, 02:22 PM
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no i come pretty far
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Old 07-01-2005, 02:23 PM
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You read too much and post too little for fear of what others will think about you (i.e. did that sound too harsh?....did I come across mean?). When you do post, it probably includes some lame story about your husband or kid....no one cares about your kid. God, you're like one of those people at a party that corner you with endless pictures of 'little johnny' doing this or that.....get back to work you slacker. Oh yea, and your overuse of the '.......' drives me nuts.



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