Ewww! Yuck yuck yuck!!!!!!!!!

[Medellia]

There's a giant roach running around my living room. It's sooooooooo gross. And it keeps flying towards my head.



I don't know where that ginormous fucker came from, but it will rue the day it messed with me.

[DroppinScience]

Please tell me you killed his ass!

I think one of the few good things about living in a cold climate is that I've never ever had to deal with creepy-ass cockroaches. Or any cockroaches, really. Ever.

[Medellia]

Yes I did. I hit him and was sure he was dead so I picked up his roachy corpse with a napkin..............and he took off running.

So I dropped said napkin and jumped on a chair while doing the shrieky girly "ewwwww, bug!" dance.

I got him though. Thanks to my dumbass cat pinning him down.

[Hiebz]

freak'n roaches, that is one thing I definately do not miss about Georgia!
there were so many down there. bleck!

[Medellia]

I think my shrieky dance pissed off everyone else in my building, since I'm probably the only one still up.

[Hiebz]

damn, is it like 4 in the morning for you there?

[Medellia]

Originally Posted by Hiebz

damn, is it like 4 in the morning for you there?

Yeah. 4:11 AM to be exact.

[Tzar]

i thought you hobbits ate roaches and stuff?

[Medellia]

WHAT?! That's so gross, no. And I'm not a hobbit anymore, sheesh.

I feel like Toucan Spam, except I'm a hobbit geek instead of a Jedi nerd. Oh and female, that's a pretty big difference too, methinks.

[voltanapricot]

Don't their eggs spurt out when you crush them? How are you supposed to get rid of them?

Yeuch!

[Gareth]

cock-a-roaches will never die. they will outlast humans.

[Hiebz]

Originally Posted by Gareth

cock-a-roaches will never die. they will outlast humans.

and that's a good thing? whatever survives what we will do to this planet will most likely regret out-living us

[Bob]

Originally Posted by Medellia

Yes I did. I hit him and was sure he was dead so I picked up his roachy corpse with a napkin..............and he took off running.

So I dropped said napkin and jumped on a chair while doing the shrieky girly "ewwwww, bug!" dance.

I got him though. Thanks to my dumbass cat pinning him down.

hell, i nearly did a shrieky girly dance just reading that...god i hate roaches. i've never had one in my house, i dont think i've ever actually met one in person (i guess we dont get them in connecticut?), but i've seen pictures, and they gross me out

[Chicka B]

This reminds me, I remember when my mom got this chair out of somebody's garbage, and brought it in the house then when she sat on it, I swear, atleast 50 roaches of all sizes ran out from under it! I was only 10, and I spaz out over bugs, so I was standing up on the arm of the couch screaming my ass off! The floor was literally crawling!