Embarrassing objects at home

[Nuzzolese]

ranging from slightly embarrassing to humiliating




Most of my current journals and poetry

Letters some people have written to me - why do I keep them? I don't know. They somehow confirm something in me. Not sure what.

Hair bleach - the kind for hair on your face.

Self tanning lotion.

Individually packaged feminine cleansing cloths - like baby wipes for your nether regions.

Journals from my last year of school, mentioning God and praying, talking about how I'm goal oriented and free and have high standards. Including mention of a Euro-trash mimbo who couldn't have cared less about me, and how I considered living with him because he seemed romantic.

Similarly cringe-worthy journals from when I was in love, talking about how I feel and how I'm going to feel that way forever, poems about him filling pieces of me like a puzzle fits together. gahh!

Photos on a CD, that my old boyfriend and I took together, alone, of just us looking cheesily in love and kissing - only for us to look at - basically so we could admire how much we looked like a couple.

The Lucky Shopping Manual - a thick book of fashion and how to go shopping, and the best clothes to wear, what looks good on what body type, what shoes to wear with stuff, what to pack on trips, etc...

You've Got Mail on DVD - yes, I like it.

A book called Entre Nous: How to Find your Inner French Girl - wasn't bad.

A book called What Southern Women Know that Every Woman Should - crap, but I have looked at it more than once.

Surplus cardboard boxes, sheets of plastic, packaging material and plastic bags - you never know!

A ceramic snowman I won as a raffle prize - I think it's kind of cute, and it's just for the hollidays.

HUGE ratty old blue fleece sweatpants.

Velvet underwear - crushed velvet.

A collage of pictures I've collected of hairstyles I like.

Lists of plans I've had, options and such, with pros and cons over the deliberation of decisions I never even finally made.

Nerdy British and American literature books about theories of criticism and analyzation.

A few mixed CDs with all those songs they play at the end of bad movies, some dumb poppy love songs, and the soundtrack to Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon.

One of those ab-roller things that's like a rollerskate with handles - maybe I used it 5 times. Situps and crunches are much easier.

[ToucanSpam]

can we contribute our stuff too?

[Nuzzolese]

Oh yes I'm sorry I forgot that part! Please do.

[Bob]

a bottle of hand lotion (norweigian formula something or other, if you're interested) that i made the mistake of keeping on my desk, in plain sight. i swear, it's for my hands, they get very dry in the winter, and bleed everywhere. my friends didn't seem to interested in my explanation

[avignon]

winnie the pooh shower curtain rings

darth vadar movable talking bank that is so old that when he says "impressive" he sounds queer

a baby blue cowboy hat that I bought at the Kentucky State Fair (last week)

every toy that I've ever gotten out of a box of cereal in the last five years at least

[ToucanSpam]

Star wars toys on my computer

A 12 inch Boba Fett action figure

a foot scrubber

a fake boob my friends gave me for my 19th birthday as a joke

valentines from when I was 7

[Nuzzolese]

In that collage of hairstyles are a couple of pictures of my friend, printed off email attachments. She might be weirded out if she knew I had pictures of her in a drawer. It's just for her hair though, so maybe she'd understand and not think I was Jennifer Jason Leighing her Bridget Fonda.

[Nuzzolese]

Oh I forgot about the box of tinker toys, some of which were stolen.

[cosmo105]

our organic peach flavored lube sits out on the nightstand most of the time and i always remember right when company gets here to OH GOD PUT IT AWAY...

i have the feminine wipes too

and tushie flushable natural wipes for the potty

lots of embarassing toiletry items in the cabinet...

herbal laxative tea

my old diaries and journals from 6th grade to senior year (i think we all write bad poetry at one point or another)

Chris Gaines CD (shut up shut up shut up that one single was good it was my dad's shut up)

en vogue, immature, savage garden, goodburger soundtrack CDs (fuck you i was 12)

a pretty unreasonable amount of plush penguins and killer whales

various skanky underwear that i never, ever, ever have worn

and at my mom's house, hilarious old love letters from high school boyfriends.

[Qdrop]

do you guys ever think that you get TOO personal and revealing for a message board?

[Qdrop]

Originally Posted by cosmo105

Chris Gaines CD

HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA!

[cosmo105]

no, because most of these people i'll never meet, and the ones that i have, i'm comfortable with anyway. go pester everyone in some other thread.

hey, i SAID it was my dad's.

[Bob]

Originally Posted by Qdrop

do you guys ever think that you get TOO personal and revealing for a message board?

and here i expected a contribution

[Nuzzolese]

What's embarrassing about the tushie wipes? It's no worse than TP.

I steal my toilet tissue from the office bathroom. That's pretty embarrassing, I mean how cheap can you be?

I also have herbal laxatives.

[Nuzzolese]

Originally Posted by Qdrop

do you guys ever think that you get TOO personal and revealing for a message board?

Nope.

[Qdrop]

some of the things you guys are listing are actually pretty cool.

[Lindsey_1535]

Space Jam CD right beside my computer I enjoy listening to.
Blade 3 poster.
Star wars Poster.

Though Im not even really that embarrassed by them. Other people jsut make fun of me when they see them.

[avignon]

Originally Posted by ToucanSpam

Star wars toys on my computer

got it

A 12 inch Boba Fett action figure

got it

a foot scrubber

got it

a fake boob my friends gave me for my 19th birthday as a joke

don't got it

valentines from when I was 7

don't got it

[Nuzzolese]

En Vogue was good, girl! Whatever happened to them?! I have a copy of the song "Whatta Man" that they did with Salt N Pepa. It's on the same mix as "Damn! (I wish I was your lover)" by Sophie B. Hawkins.

[cosmo105]

both some of my absolute favorite 90s tracks ever.

did you know Sophie's big in the lesbo crowd? a good friend of mine (who wears shirts that say, in rainbow letters, PRIDE) is a huge follower of hers and takes pro photos at her concerts.

[ToucanSpam]

Originally Posted by avignon

got it

got it

got it

don't got it

don't got it

You don't have this Boba Fett. Detailed, and he has the gun and jetpack and basically hes a barbie with Mandalorian armor on.

[Nuzzolese]

I did know that though never why. Same with Ani DiFranco who is straight as far as I know, which isn't very far. I love her work but I don't know about her preferences.

[Qdrop]

Originally Posted by Lindsey_1535

Though Im not even really that embarrassed by them. Other people jsut make fun of me when they see them.

if that's the case...

then i have a 6ft tall homer simpson cut out in my garage...a WWF Ted "million dollar man" Dibiase action figure on my computer, an R. Crumb "don't forget to wipe your ass" poster in my studio....

[avignon]

Originally Posted by ToucanSpam

You don't have this Boba Fett. Detailed, and he has the gun and jetpack and basically hes a barbie with Mandalorian armor on.

Mine is vintage. Mint.

[ToucanSpam]

Originally Posted by avignon

Mine is vintage. Mint.

sweet. You should post a picture of it!!

[Nuzzolese]

I have a tight Baby Phat long sleeve t-shirt with a glitter design. I love it. I've never worn it in public. I think this could be my affectation! I like that shirt. I'm wearing it. I don't care how dumb it looks. Soon as the temp drops she's into rotation.

[Qdrop]

Originally Posted by Nuzzolese

I did know that though never why. Same with Ani DiFranco who is straight as far as I know, which isn't very far. I love her work but I don't know about her preferences.

she's Bi and currently dating a women.

my sister has every cd and DVD she ever put out....

that's...that's why i know....

[avignon]

Originally Posted by Qdrop

if that's the case...

then i have a 6ft tall homer simpson cut out in my garage...a WWF Ted "million dollar man" Dibiase action figure on my computer, an R. Crumb "don't forget to wipe your ass" poster in my studio....

Stop posting such personal things! You're creeping me out!

[Trimm Trabb]

- A diary which I wrote in 5 times between the ages of 11 and 17.
- A booklet with little weirdie drawings I made.
- A smurfs CD
- Darth Tater.
- a gabillion of VERY girly magazines meant for 11-16 year olds.
- Tampons
- A condom wrapper torn in my bag where my sister could see it (yeah that was pretty embarassing)

[Nuzzolese]

You guys, all that stuff is cool, collectible! I have RUN DMC Action Figures. I know they're cool. Why are you embarrassed by these things?

I still have my American Girls books...Happy Birthday Kirsten, Molly Learns a Lesson, Meet Samantha...