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Old 12-08-2005, 06:44 PM
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stick your middle finger up your own butt, because the constipation was soooooooooo bad, just to scoop the pieces of poop, which by the way are like little pebbles, and then when you drop em in the toilet, the water splashes everywhere....then your toilet overflows and you wonder how your ass can sustain such things...

man i tell ya, its terrible being full of shit, cause then you feel like shit...

colonic anyone??


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Old 12-08-2005, 06:46 PM
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Old 12-08-2005, 06:49 PM
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guinness constipation is the worst thing in the world. black shit anyone?

i feel your pain.

bob does it for me. i dont like to get shit under my nails.



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Old 12-08-2005, 06:50 PM
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ive thought about doing it once ......... can't believe i said that


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Old 12-08-2005, 06:51 PM
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i have never been constipated
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Old 12-08-2005, 06:52 PM
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Old 12-08-2005, 06:59 PM
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ever since i was baby, i've always been constipated...i think it's genetic...
always had that constipated look on my face...laugh it up!!!

i would love to be regular...then maybe i wouldn't be so cranky like old people are...

i bet my metabolism would increase... and my complexion would clear up...

it's like no matter how much water i drink, my large intestine sucks up everything!! like a damn vacuum...


yo mama gots one big titty and one small titty and they call the bitch Biggie Small !!



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Old 12-08-2005, 07:02 PM
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umm, i have never ever ever gotten to the point where i'd have to stick a finger up my ass... i'd give myself hosebutt by drinking a gallon of prune juice before i do that!


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Old 12-08-2005, 07:02 PM
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really gross, just eat some raisin bran or something
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Old 12-08-2005, 07:04 PM
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i was on oxycontin for a good 3 months straight after i broke my back.

You wanna talk about constipation, opiate constipation is like nothing i've ever battled.

Luckily I passed grade 8 health and know its impossible to scoop your own shit out.

So I smoked cigarettes and drank alot of coffee. Y'ar get's the job done errytime
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Old 12-08-2005, 07:06 PM
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I prefer to use the end of the loo brush.


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Old 12-08-2005, 07:09 PM
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umm, i have never ever ever gotten to the point where i'd have to stick a finger up my ass... i'd give myself hosebutt by drinking a gallon of prune juice before i do that!
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really gross, just eat some raisin bran or something
everytime i take a laxitve, i get terrible intestinal cramping, like i'm having contractions or something...

i can't help it!! I have a shitty system!! no pun intended


yo mama gots one big titty and one small titty and they call the bitch Biggie Small !!



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Old 12-08-2005, 07:09 PM
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ive always been curious to put my finger up my bum, to see what it feels like. but i never had the guts to....


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i was on oxycontin for a good 3 months straight after i broke my back.

You wanna talk about constipation, opiate constipation is like nothing i've ever battled.

Luckily I passed grade 8 health and know its impossible to scoop your own shit out.

So I smoked cigarettes and drank alot of coffee. Y'ar get's the job done errytime
ahh coffee. nature's laxative
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Old 12-08-2005, 07:10 PM
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No, I never stuck my finger up my anus before. But when I was one or something, I was so constipated that my parents had to take me to the doctor and he had to stick his finger up my ass to hit a "trigger" and it made me shit. I don't know why my parents would tell me that, but yeah. I didn't do it, my doctor did.


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Old 12-08-2005, 07:11 PM
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ive always been curious to put my finger up my bum, to see what it feels like. but i never had the guts to....

ask the next g/f you get - i'm sure she'll be more than happy to do this for you...


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Old 12-08-2005, 07:11 PM
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everytime i take a laxitve, i get terrible intestinal cramping, like i'm having contractions or something...

i can't help it!! I have a shitty system!! no pun intended

bahahahah...


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Old 12-08-2005, 07:15 PM
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No, I never stuck my finger up my anus before. But when I was one or something, I was so constipated that my parents had to take me to the doctor and he had to stick his finger up my ass to hit a "trigger" and it made me shit. I don't know why my parents would tell me that, but yeah. I didn't do it, my doctor did.
LMFAO!! yeah when i was 3 my mom took me to the doctor cause of my constipation...it was so bad i didn't poop for like 3 weeks... the doctor put this enima up my butt and the next thing ya know, my ass exploded like a volcano all over my mom's shirt... she had to rush me to the bathroom but too late for her


yo mama gots one big titty and one small titty and they call the bitch Biggie Small !!



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Old 12-08-2005, 07:16 PM
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ive always been curious to put my finger up my bum, to see what it feels like. but i never had the guts to....
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Old 12-08-2005, 07:18 PM
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ask the next g/f you get - i'm sure she'll be more than happy to do this for you...

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Old 12-08-2005, 07:19 PM
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ok someone HAS to make this their signature!!

you make it your sig...ive been here for years, and only 1 person has made my comment their sig...its about time i get some more exposure!


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Old 12-08-2005, 07:20 PM
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No I cant say I ever have needed to do this. And i cant say I have ever heard that that is what your meant to do.


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Old 12-08-2005, 07:20 PM
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LMFAO!! yeah when i was 3 my mom took me to the doctor cause of my constipation...it was so bad i didn't poop for like 3 weeks... the doctor put this enima up my butt and the next thing ya know, my ass exploded like a volcano all over my mom's shirt... she had to rush me to the bathroom but too late for her
Hahaha, Ewww!!! Want me to tell you something really disgusting? When my mom was giving birth to me, while she was pushing, she squirted out a frito on my head. Then my dad started laughing, and she said in a satanic voice "get it the fuck outta me". What a way to be welcomed to the world, I've been shat on ever since.


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Old 12-08-2005, 07:21 PM
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you make it your sig...ive been here for years, and only 1 person has made my comment their sig...its about time i get some more exposure!
fine.. time to retire ole alien invasion guy


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Old 12-08-2005, 07:22 PM
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Old 12-08-2005, 07:24 PM
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Hahaha, Ewww!!! Want me to tell you something really disgusting? When my mom was giving birth to me, while she was pushing, she squirted out a frito on my head. Then my dad started laughing, and she said in a satanic voice "get it the fuck outta me". What a way to be welcomed to the world, I've been shat on ever since.
AHAHAHAHAAH that's awesome!!!!! ... it owns


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Old 12-08-2005, 07:25 PM
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Old 12-08-2005, 07:26 PM
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Hahaha, Ewww!!! Want me to tell you something really disgusting? When my mom was giving birth to me, while she was pushing, she squirted out a frito on my head. Then my dad started laughing, and she said in a satanic voice "get it the fuck outta me". What a way to be welcomed to the world, I've been shat on ever since.
LMFAO!! you got me beat!! that's soo gross...good thing i was c-section!! no way i was coming out that way...bad enough i got in there that way


yo mama gots one big titty and one small titty and they call the bitch Biggie Small !!



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you make it your sig...ive been here for years, and only 1 person has made my comment their sig...its about time i get some more exposure!
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