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Old 02-02-2006, 05:41 PM
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Ask me anything you want!
This is a bit like Echewta's 'Ask Echewta' thread from a few years back but with me instead of him.


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Old 02-02-2006, 05:43 PM
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which two episodes of futurama am i about to watch?


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Old 02-02-2006, 05:44 PM
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Will tonight go well for me?


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Old 02-02-2006, 05:45 PM
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I can't predict the future but I can recommend you watch the one where they get the intergalactic bee's honey and also watch the one with the limbp contest.


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Old 02-02-2006, 05:45 PM
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Will tonight go well for me?
I'm afraid I do not know what you are doing tonight but I will say: be confident, be yourself, and it cannot go badly!


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Old 02-02-2006, 05:46 PM
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ok. what d'ya think i'll do tommorow on my day off?

and will i pull?


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Old 02-02-2006, 05:48 PM
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ok. what d'ya think i'll do tommorow on my day off?
I have a day off tomorrow too! I'm going to fix my bike, finish my painting and maybe go for lunch with a friend. Those are my plans. I'll probably end up sitting at home wanking over porn all day though. I think you'll do the same.


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Old 02-02-2006, 05:55 PM
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I'll probably end up sitting at home wanking over porn all day though. I think you'll do the same.
*crys*


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Old 02-02-2006, 06:03 PM
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I'm afraid I do not know what you are doing tonight but I will say: be confident, be yourself, and it cannot go badly!
I'm going to a high school open house haha... not really much that i can do wrong,though

How will my team do in the track meet this weekend?


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Old 02-02-2006, 06:07 PM
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Have you seen my keys?
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Old 02-02-2006, 06:15 PM
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should i go to college in the morning? its the most boring class in the history of mankind and it makes me want to claw my eyes out, but i do want a first.
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Old 02-02-2006, 06:16 PM
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rirv,

do you prefer the top or the bottom?

do you put cereal or milk in the bowl first?


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Old 02-02-2006, 06:18 PM
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I'm going to a high school open house haha... not really much that i can do wrong,though

How will my team do in the track meet this weekend?
You'll come in the 75th percentile.


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Old 02-02-2006, 06:18 PM
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Yes, they're right where you left them.


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Old 02-02-2006, 06:19 PM
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Rirv, which should I join? The Royal Artillery, the Royal Armoured Corps, the Royal Tank Regiment or one of the Infantry Regiments? I await your advice.
The tank regiment. Tanks are pretty cool.


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Old 02-02-2006, 06:20 PM
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should i go to college in the morning? its the most boring class in the history of mankind and it makes me want to claw my eyes out, but i do want a first.
Do not go tomorrow morning. If you deserve a first you'll be able to pull one out the bag. If you need to go to all your classes to get a first then you don't deserve one.


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Old 02-02-2006, 06:20 PM
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rirv,

do you prefer the top or the bottom?

do you put cereal or milk in the bowl first?
Either.

Cereal.


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Old 02-02-2006, 06:26 PM
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Was I the first one to start this? Man. I use to be really cool back then.


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Old 02-02-2006, 06:28 PM
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Was I the first one to start this? Man. I use to be really cool back then.
Yes you were. And no you weren't.


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Old 02-02-2006, 06:29 PM
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The last one wasn't a question you fraud.


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Old 02-02-2006, 06:32 PM
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It wasn't even a proper sentence either you moron.


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Old 02-02-2006, 06:46 PM
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Why are you a twat?



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Old 02-02-2006, 06:47 PM
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Why are you a twat?
Because I don't like you.


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Old 02-02-2006, 06:56 PM
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I responded to your thread about porn with all types of porn avaliable. Did you read the different forms?

Damn, "girls drinking horse cum" what is this world coming to?"


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Old 02-02-2006, 06:58 PM
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I responded to your thread about porn with all types of porn avaliable. Did you read the different forms?

Damn, "girls drinking horse cum" what is this world coming to?"

i am shure you enjoy thoses disgusting things!


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Old 02-02-2006, 07:04 PM
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i am shure you enjoy thoses disgusting things!
I don't enjoy thoses. I enjoy Moses. And the girls that drink cum from all the animals that traveled on Noahs arc. I'm religious like that..


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Old 02-02-2006, 07:07 PM
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Hey rirv, if I beat the everliving shit out of my supervisor at work with a aluminum bat, will he likely try to get me fired and/or keep me from eating in the lunch room?


KILLA

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Aw, mom you're just jealous, it's the Beas-tie-Boys!!!

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Old 02-02-2006, 07:45 PM
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Because I don't like you.
And why is that, cuntfeatures?


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Old 02-02-2006, 08:54 PM
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should I get a chicken curry egg fried rice on the way home from work tomorrow night?

I haven't had one of those for fuckin ages

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Old 02-02-2006, 09:12 PM
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Should I quit working for a paycheck and try to win the lottery instead?

thanks.


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