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Old 02-23-2006, 09:57 AM
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because im about to diss...


MY TITS!

they're way too big. not fun. hugging my boyfriend is annoying. sleeping on my belly.. impossible without boobie-manuvering. the new dress i got fits perfectly.. except for the boobs. they're spilling out the dress completely! i look like im about to have a couple of kids to feed... why has god made them swell up so much? this isnt fun.

i miss my big b's. small c's. big boobs are just highly inconvenient for daily life.



thank you for your honesty now fuck off and die.

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Old 02-23-2006, 10:00 AM
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just wait till Turd sees this..

YOU JUST WAIT!!



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Old 02-23-2006, 10:10 AM
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Default tits are wonderful

i can safely assume your tits are wonderful, too.



Freedom certainly doesn't feel free. Lady Liberty looks more and more like a battered housewife. And Democracy seems like a shopping spree.

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Old 02-23-2006, 10:12 AM
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Your precious breasts........be careful and use them wisely..
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Old 02-23-2006, 10:20 AM
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big boobs are just highly inconvenient for daily life.
Oh sister, believe me, I know the words to that song.

I can't wait till I pop this kiddle out and it finishes feeding off of me, so I can get some nice new smaller perky ones.
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Old 02-23-2006, 10:21 AM
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I demand more pictures in a spanking new, un cludged up boobies thread.



Who goes? You decide. Vote me off the forum while you still can. Or else shut the fuck up.

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Old 02-23-2006, 10:29 AM
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I'm not gonna front here... whether girls are complainin' about them or not, I enjoy it when women talk about their boobs for some reason. Oh yeah... do it, baby.
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Old 02-23-2006, 10:36 AM
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big boobs are just highly inconvenient for daily life.

Aint it the truth. The only time they are fun is when... you know



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Old 02-23-2006, 11:00 AM
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I'm not gonna front here... whether girls are complainin' about them or not, I enjoy it when women talk about their boobs for some reason. Oh yeah... do it, baby.
WORD!!!

I also like when girls talk about this kind of things.

Go girls, go girls, go girls!!!



I'm not even supposed to be here today!

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Old 02-23-2006, 11:01 AM
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don't be worrying about the shape of your tits Pauli.


I'd like a bigger penis,sure,but it does the job and your tits will too.

So people....donate to Breast Cancer charities and Testicular Cancer Charities when you can



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I'm known to compliment a nice beard and I definitely have boobs and a vagina.

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Old 02-23-2006, 11:05 AM
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I hate mine, I wouldn't mind having them slaughtered off they're so ugly. But then I think "Well, my best friend's mum has breast cancer. And BOTH of her breasts will be removed. She is sick, I am not." So, my boobs are okay being here right now. I am grateful for my saggy milkbags and Canadian bacon.
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Old 02-23-2006, 11:44 AM
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I'd worry about that hair cut first pauli before your boobs.



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Old 02-23-2006, 11:45 AM
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Cut em off



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Old 02-23-2006, 11:51 AM
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do porno.



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Old 02-23-2006, 11:57 AM
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do porno.
Perv



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Old 02-23-2006, 11:58 AM
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I thought this thread was started by PJ.



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Old 02-23-2006, 12:21 PM
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5 star thread.
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Old 02-23-2006, 12:43 PM
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see, and all I want to do is fill out a shirt properly.
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Old 02-23-2006, 12:52 PM
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i think i might cut one tit off and become an amazonian.



i drink to drown my sorrows but the sons of bitches have learned to swim

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Old 02-23-2006, 12:55 PM
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some guy should start a thread "my penis is too big. it just gives the ladies too much pleasure. they can't take it. they are constantly in the throes of orgasmic ecstacy"



i drink to drown my sorrows but the sons of bitches have learned to swim

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Old 02-23-2006, 01:47 PM
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I like Paulina's tits....
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Old 02-23-2006, 02:05 PM
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"If I was rich girl..."



"It smells like ass soup in here!"

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Old 02-23-2006, 02:22 PM
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some guy should start a thread "my penis is too big. it just gives the ladies too much pleasure. they can't take it. they are constantly in the throes of orgasmic ecstacy"
done and done



Freedom certainly doesn't feel free. Lady Liberty looks more and more like a battered housewife. And Democracy seems like a shopping spree.

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Old 02-23-2006, 07:16 PM
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some guy should start a thread "my penis is too big. it just gives the ladies too much pleasure. they can't take it. they are constantly in the throes of orgasmic ecstacy"
bobby was busy, sorry



noelle has latched onto bobby's arm and won't let go for several minutes, and he's trying to yank his arm free...
bobby: ow, you're hurting me. you're giving me an indian burn.
noelle: that's because you're struggling.

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