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![]() my penis is too big. it just gives the ladies too much pleasure. they can't take it. they are constantly in the throes of orgasmic ecstacy...
but they don't know me, deep down. i have feelings, ladies. i'm not just a penis with a guy attached. i wish i could just shrink it an inch or two. make it reasonable. 7 inches is a good size, i think... ps. i am available...
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![]() yah..and I'M the attention whore.
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![]() this was a good idea. this thread.
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![]() thank zorra
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#5
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![]() I know how it feels. But what can you do? Shorten it? It must hurt like hell! So it's better be that way, you are doing a good thing for the female society.
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![]() can female society at least some bills...
dude needs to stay warm
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![]() I don't know if anyone has ever told you boys this, but actually having a giant wang in and of itself does not automatically equal multi orgasmic pleasure for a chick. Fact is, if a guy is really big, but bangs it around like a bull in a china shop, that shit is not pleasant. No matter how many porn films with girlies 'screaming with pleasure' to the contrary you may have seen.
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![]() Goldust is here...
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![]() I've always liked silver better than gold, but that's just me.
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#10
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![]() You've just made an enemy for life.
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![]() Quote:
![]() By the way, would you introduce me to your enemies? "The enemy of my enemy is my friend" ![]()
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![]() Oh you think you're smart Roby, but soon you'll be recieving the Curtain Call.
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![]() Quote:
![]() For me, it's all about the rhythm...how ya work ya hips...and what all you're doing with your hands in the mean time.
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![]() Quote:
And no.
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