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Old 02-23-2006, 01:50 PM
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my penis is too big. it just gives the ladies too much pleasure. they can't take it. they are constantly in the throes of orgasmic ecstacy...

but they don't know me, deep down.

i have feelings, ladies. i'm not just a penis with a guy attached. i wish i could just shrink it an inch or two. make it reasonable. 7 inches is a good size, i think...











ps. i am available...



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Old 02-23-2006, 01:52 PM
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yah..and I'M the attention whore.



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Old 02-23-2006, 01:53 PM
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this was a good idea. this thread.



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Old 02-23-2006, 01:53 PM
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thank zorra



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Old 02-23-2006, 02:03 PM
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I know how it feels. But what can you do? Shorten it? It must hurt like hell! So it's better be that way, you are doing a good thing for the female society.



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Old 02-23-2006, 02:16 PM
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can female society at least some bills...


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Old 02-23-2006, 03:43 PM
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I don't know if anyone has ever told you boys this, but actually having a giant wang in and of itself does not automatically equal multi orgasmic pleasure for a chick. Fact is, if a guy is really big, but bangs it around like a bull in a china shop, that shit is not pleasant. No matter how many porn films with girlies 'screaming with pleasure' to the contrary you may have seen.
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Old 02-23-2006, 03:56 PM
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Goldust is here...
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Old 02-23-2006, 04:01 PM
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I've always liked silver better than gold, but that's just me.



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Old 02-23-2006, 04:10 PM
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You've just made an enemy for life.
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Old 02-23-2006, 04:13 PM
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You've just made an enemy for life.
Nah, I don't think so.

By the way, would you introduce me to your enemies?

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Old 02-23-2006, 04:13 PM
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Oh you think you're smart Roby, but soon you'll be recieving the Curtain Call.
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Old 02-23-2006, 04:19 PM
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I don't know if anyone has ever told you boys this, but actually having a giant wang in and of itself does not automatically equal multi orgasmic pleasure for a chick. Fact is, if a guy is really big, but bangs it around like a bull in a china shop, that shit is not pleasant. No matter how many porn films with girlies 'screaming with pleasure' to the contrary you may have seen.
Very True!

For me, it's all about the rhythm...how ya work ya hips...and what all you're doing with your hands in the mean time.



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Old 02-23-2006, 04:20 PM
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Very True!

For me, it's all about the rhythm...how ya work ya hips...and what all you're doing with your hands in the mean time.
Mind if I practice? Or would ASsman get mad at me?



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Old 02-23-2006, 04:22 PM
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Mind if I practice? Or would ASsman get mad at me?
It's OK...he can share.

And no.



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