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Old 03-02-2006, 02:27 PM
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every single UPS delivery person (male or female) that makes deliveries to my office reaks of fresh sweat. They don't look sweaty they just SMELL sweaty.


I guess they work really hard.



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Old 03-02-2006, 02:34 PM
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Default Re: UPS sweat.

...I haven't noticed sweat or smells, except sweat on the pretty hot days.

Yeah, they do work hard. Especially around Christmastime, but definitely... it's a working person's job. No slacking.

Drivers, anyway -- I don't know if the office or warehouse positions are as demanding.



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Old 03-02-2006, 02:38 PM
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maybe they are delivering sweat
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Old 03-02-2006, 02:43 PM
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I'm kinda wondering if they sweaty smell is actually coming from the electronic signature pad the hand me to sign? like it gets handled by sweaty palms all day and never gets whiped down at the end of the day. ewe *reaches for antibacterial wipes*



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ewe again.



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Yep. That's not fresh ass sweat, that's old ass sweat.

Maybe they have vintages.


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Old 03-03-2006, 12:14 AM
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Default Re: UPS sweat.

Maybe it's just a southern thing...but, the UPS men around here are notorious for being total hotties. They, seriously, all seem to be young, handsome, and in shape.



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Old 03-03-2006, 12:24 AM
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Default Re: UPS sweat.

The UPS man gets mad at me everytime he delivers a package to work. Instead of scribbling out my entire last name, I sign "S. Kopp".

"Spell your last name, please..."

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"Ugh, nevermind."

He's not kidding, either. He gets genuinely pissed off
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