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Old 04-01-2006, 05:59 PM
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come on !

come on my face!


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Old 04-01-2006, 05:59 PM
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Shake it baby!


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Old 04-01-2006, 06:19 PM
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I'm calling the cops


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Old 04-01-2006, 06:21 PM
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I'll come on my SPace, but that's as far as I can go Paul.


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Old 04-01-2006, 06:26 PM
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Bob will fuck you.


TurdBerglar: no one says fanny pack

Bob: i call it a minge sack

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Old 04-01-2006, 06:36 PM
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Just fuck your hand.


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Old 04-01-2006, 07:20 PM
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Just fuck your hand.
that's the most sensible answer


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I've never been nor do I ever want to go to a party where dude takes his shirt off.
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I'm known to compliment a nice beard and I definitely have boobs and a vagina.

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Old 04-01-2006, 07:21 PM
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Bob will fuck you.
awww poor Bob, come on ladies,he's got a massive penis,get on it!


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I've never been nor do I ever want to go to a party where dude takes his shirt off.
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I'm known to compliment a nice beard and I definitely have boobs and a vagina.

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Old 04-01-2006, 10:57 PM
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fyi, if you're referring to orgasm, it would be spelled as "cum" rather than "come"

Maybe you need an experienced fuck


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Old 04-01-2006, 11:19 PM
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Actually, 'come' is the correct term and 'cum' is the slang.

Sorry to burst your bubble


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Old 04-01-2006, 11:31 PM
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true but, the word "come" is even considered as slang if using it in that manner.

Dammit Freeb, way to coitus my joke up


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Old 04-01-2006, 11:35 PM
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Touche (accent on the e is on holiday)

Go to the interview thread. I left you a 'kiss and make up' present


TurdBerglar: no one says fanny pack

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Old 04-02-2006, 04:45 PM
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I'm calling the cops
Why? Padster would just end up fucking them so what is Paul supposed to do?


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Old 04-02-2006, 04:48 PM
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That's why i'm being proactive and calling the cops


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Old 04-02-2006, 05:45 PM
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wank into your hand and smack someone in the face with it
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Old 04-02-2006, 06:11 PM
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Sit on my face and tell me that you love me
I'll sit on your face and tell you I love you too
I love to hear you oralise
When I'm between your thighs
You blow me away

Sit on my face and let my lips embrace you
I'll sit on your face and then I'll love you tru-ly
Life can be fine if we both sixty-nine
If we sit on our faces in all kinds of places
And play til we're blown away


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