Help Needed: College Girls are Easy

[trimmsta]

Hi Guys,

New here and a pretty new Beastie Boys fan. Was wondering if you guys could help me out. I really want to download the song college girls are easy, would love to know what album it is off, or was it never released? Anywhere I can download too ??

Thanks

[kleptomaniac]

i've never heard of that song before

but i...looked up the lyrics and it says something about one of the guys being named "jess", so i don't think it's them...must be some other band.

[kleptomaniac]

oops. heh...where are my manners? WELCOME!

[ggirlballa]

welcome! and yea thats a beastie boys song put i've only seen it when i download thru LimeWire(whoops please don't arrest me!) i don't think it evr came out in a an album

[kleptomaniac]

really, it's them? then what's with the guy named "jess"? :/

[ggirlballa]

i don't know the lyrics i've never heard the song but on LimeWire it said: Collage Girls are Easy by Beastie Boys ...so........ idunno

[ggirlballa]

i think it's a Paul's Boutique era song but not sure we shud ask sum of the B-Boys experts that hang out here

[kleptomaniac]

i googled the lyrics.

Originally Posted by COLLEGE GIRLS ARE EASY

Anywhere I go a fly girl will please me, east to west college girls are easy

This story's kinda funny, its one about honeys, now Debbie was a girl who used to do it like a bunny. and how about mona, her hips was like a motor i heard she liked to do it in the back of a toyota. and then there was amy, now how can ya blame me? she wanted it so bad she offered to pay me. and vicki and weezie, both a bit sleezy, cuz all college girls are just too easy!

anywhere i go a fly girl will please me, east to west college girls are easy

1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, days a week the college girls be beggin to get a guy that sexually performs, so whenever i get horny i go to the dorms. went to the dorms sunday around midnight, i saw a honey and she gave me an invite to her room and said that she had been scopin me in english class and now she was hopin just to talk (yeah right) but now instead, since we was alone she rather get me into bed. i nibbled on her ear and said "i hope youre in condition" then she got down in the yokalite position, took off her clothes and said her name was diana, her chest was bigger than the state of indiana. she said, "lets get busy, i dont wanna lose ya" and needless to say, i knocked it like a hoosier.

anywhere i go a fly girl will please me, east to west college girls are easy

yo jess man, those college girls are in the house, word up i know what youre sayin those college girls be rockin, check this out before i go on to verse number 3, i wanna see if they can move, so you mike, help me out one time break it down to a little something like this.
(oh i cant take no more)

monday, tuesday, wednesday, thursday, friday and weekends, thats when im hangin out with my friends. why just, the other night lookin for a party, we went to the house of some girls in a sorority. (oh i cant take no more)
the music was live and the party was a rocker, not all the girls were cute but they all had big knockers (word) i was just scopin and hopin and glancin at the college honeys on the dance floor dancin, thats when i saw the cutie (cutie) wigglin the booty (booty) i introduced myself as jess she said her name was judy, i knew that she adored me, but my friends warned me, judy was the type of girl whos wild and horny!

anywhere i go a fly girl will please me, east to west college girls are easy

there is, however, a mike in there....oh i'm so confused!

[kleptomaniac]

nevermind! this isn't a beastie boys song!

http://www.beastieboys.com/bbs/showt...e+girls+eas y

i don't give the "search" function enough credit.

[ggirlballa]

me too! i'm gonna download it and listen to see if it's their voices

hahahaha but if it is them i wonder wut inspired them to do this song

[Pootytang]

This is definately NOT a Beastie Boys song. Orignal artist is NWA or Easy E

[ggirlballa]

see we needed an expert like pooty to tell us the facts

thanx Pooty!


oh shit i just saw a mosquito and i'm freaking out!!!

[canucklehead200]

definitely not them

[99 rivington]

As I think someone mentioned in another thread, the artist is a guy named Jesse Jaymes. This was his hit (from around '91 or so), although if I remember correctly, another song of his was also resurrected for the "White Girls" soundtrack.

Where this all ties in with the Beasties is that Jesse Jaymes was on Delicious Vinyl and worked with Matt Dike and Mike Ross. In fact, while I was working on my 33 1/3 book about Paul's Boutique, Mike Ross told me that what ended up being Jesse Jaymes' album Thirty Footer in Your Face was actually supposed to have been Young MC's second album for Delicious (the follow up to Stone Cold Rhymin').

However, Young MC ended up leaving Delicious for Capitol, so Ross kept the backing tracks and gave them to this guy instead. I don't have the album, but my guess would be that PB fans might find something to like on it.

[jackrock]

yeah! i found it thinking it was a b-boy song long ago, the voices were a dead give away... pretty funny song, though

not them, although the song title may seem a little beastie.

[beastieluver85]

LOL. Old school Beastie.
OSB.

[DIGI]

Yeah, it's a fuck up. Kinda like that Gin n Juice cover by the Gourds that was supposedly a Phish song.

[TAL]

People need to stop believing in what Limewire and others tell them.

[YoungRemy]

nothing to see here...move along...

[Jmoney77]

SHMEE

[M.C. Guevera]

This reminds me of when I saw a song on Limewire that was supposedly a version of "Bulls On Parade" done by The Beastie Boys and Rage Against The Machine. Turns out it was just a badly done mashup of "Bulls On Parade" with "Posse In Effect". Seriously, it was just the beginning of "Posse In Effect" mixed in with "Bulls On Parade".

[statler73]

Originally Posted by Pootytang

This is definately NOT a Beastie Boys song. Orignal artist is NWA or Easy E

This guy might be thinking about the NWA Song "Fat Girl" from the NWA And The Posse Album. It's kind of a novelty song that is not gangsta at all.

Speaking of fat girl songs, Sir Mix A Lot's song "Bremelo" from the Swass album is another good one.

[vickista]

Originally Posted by jackrock

yeah! i found it thinking it was a b-boy song long ago, the voices were a dead give away... pretty funny song, though

same! yeah voices make it very obvious that its not them , but extemely funny song anyway, once at skool in gym class we got it playing full blast on the speakers, so all the students from yr 7, 8 and 9 saw me and five of my friends dancing too it on the bleachers, it was hilarious, but by the time the song was over the teachers managed to get through the sea of confused students and made there way towards us so we ran out the gym and all the way up to the 3 rd floor of the main building to escape. it was soo sweet!

[Lex Diamonds]

Originally Posted by 99 rivington

As I think someone mentioned in another thread, the artist is a guy named Jesse Jaymes. This was his hit (from around '91 or so), although if I remember correctly, another song of his was also resurrected for the "White Girls" soundtrack.

Where this all ties in with the Beasties is that Jesse Jaymes was on Delicious Vinyl and worked with Matt Dike and Mike Ross. In fact, while I was working on my 33 1/3 book about Paul's Boutique, Mike Ross told me that what ended up being Jesse Jaymes' album Thirty Footer in Your Face was actually supposed to have been Young MC's second album for Delicious (the follow up to Stone Cold Rhymin').

However, Young MC ended up leaving Delicious for Capitol, so Ross kept the backing tracks and gave them to this guy instead. I don't have the album, but my guess would be that PB fans might find something to like on it.

THANKYOU. You'd think some of the people here had never heard the Beastie Boys' voices before. Jesse Jaymes, muhfuckers.

Whoever thought this was by NWA and Eazy E: Chikkity check yo'self befo' you wreck yo'self, cuz big dicks in yer ass is bad for yo' health.