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Old 04-25-2006, 11:02 PM
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Wink Miss Kentucky crowned Miss USA !!!
Ahhhhh, ummmm... yeeeaaa. I'd say she is a deserving winner.


..but you guys are totally NOT! gonna believe how old she is !!! http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/12426534/


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Old 04-25-2006, 11:08 PM
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Old 04-25-2006, 11:09 PM
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or 6 powdered donuts


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Old 04-25-2006, 11:13 PM
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Old 04-25-2006, 11:14 PM
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eww. why is the standard of female beauty leaning more and more toward drag queen territory?


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i'm gonna eat nachos tonight MAYBE SHE SHOULD SHOULD TOO


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Old 04-25-2006, 11:19 PM
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BUMP, my man!


Holy shit that bitch is fine
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Old 04-25-2006, 11:22 PM
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yeah, I bet she's easy going down to earth, freakin floozy


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Old 04-25-2006, 11:23 PM
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i bet she actually really has a degree in nuclear physics.


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Old 04-25-2006, 11:26 PM
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I'd hit it with gusto


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Old 04-25-2006, 11:28 PM
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she doesn't look so hungry here

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Old 04-25-2006, 11:29 PM
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oh my god. look at the last pic of her in that series. GNASH!


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Old 04-25-2006, 11:42 PM
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Holy shit that bitch is fine
Hell yeeeaaa she is !!!

Come to me... come to meeeeee...


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"don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me"

she could totally do with a mouth reduction. american mouth.


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Old 04-25-2006, 11:48 PM
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"don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me"

she could totally do with a mouth reduction. american mouth.
Pls Z...don't fuck with the fantasy.


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Old 04-25-2006, 11:52 PM
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Hot on her heels, it's Mr and Mrs England 2006!



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Old 04-25-2006, 11:56 PM
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The dude looks like Booger (only clean shaven !)


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Old 04-26-2006, 12:06 AM
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oh my god. look at the last pic of her in that series. GNASH!
I think that was taken in the midst of her shitting out her boob.


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Old 04-26-2006, 12:08 AM
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hey my pet lizards use to do the same exact thing with their neck!
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Old 04-26-2006, 01:13 AM
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There's nothing wrong with being in shape, weirdos.


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Old 04-26-2006, 01:45 AM
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Old 04-26-2006, 04:38 AM
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why is she wearing a high-bum bathing suit? those have never been hot.


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Old 04-26-2006, 05:26 AM
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Her "boobs" terrify me.
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Old 04-26-2006, 05:48 AM
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There is quite a gap.


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Old 04-26-2006, 06:11 AM
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i'd hit it more than once


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Old 04-26-2006, 06:19 AM
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your all just jealous


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Old 04-26-2006, 06:34 AM
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I'm not jealous of her. She has a very bony chest and these mega-unnatural baps that just look don't compliment the twiggy figure. She gets away with it in tracky's pic, there's a little more fat.
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Old 04-26-2006, 09:54 AM
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There's nothing wrong with being in shape, weirdos.

but she's not in shape...

she's unaturally skinny. biologically women are suppose to have more fat on them compared to men. a nice lawer of supple yet firm baby fat.


she does look better in tracky's pick though. i bet she has no ass
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Old 04-26-2006, 09:58 AM
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YOU DON'T THINK SHE'S HOT MAN? WHAT ARE YOU QUEER OR SOMETHING SHE'S LIKE THE HOTTEST CHICK EVER. QUEER


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