I took a big bite out of my sandwich...

[Caribou]

and forgot to chew. Now there's a big lump of bread stuck in my throat and I feel like puking. excuse me for a moment...

*barfs*

I never new sammiches were so dangerous.

[Poster Boy]

I didn't recognize your screen name and I thought that was your first post and I was gonna say "awesome first post"

nevermind.

[Miho Mingu]

I can sympathize. I choked on a large chunk of unchewed hotdog meat, with fries and the breading. It all went down, but clogged up in my throat, so my dad had to do the Heimlich Maneuver. For a brief 5 seconds, I couldn't breath at all. All I could think in my mind was, "OK, how am I getting out of this one?!? FUCK". Well, my dad saved my life. I owe him one, in which case I'll take care of him and my mom when they can't support themselves any longer.

[Caribou]

Originally Posted by Poster Boy

I didn't recognize your screen name and I thought that was your first post and I was gonna say "awesome first post"

nevermind.

You could've just said "Hey, awesome 38th post" you know.
I'm still a n00b and awesomeness is rare for the non-1337

anyhoo:
Food must be the work of the devil. You need to eat or you will die, but then if you do eat you risk the chance of choking.
Everytime I take a bite I can feel the adrenaline rushing through me: Will I make it to the end of this sandwich?
It makes life so exciting.

[jackrock]

I've choked on ice a few times, now I no longer suck on cubes.

What kinda sannich?

[Caribou]

ham, cheese and tomatoes. So tasty, so lethal.