so i saw the dead or alive movie tonight

[icy manipulator]

and it lived up to my expectations, totally crap, but totally sexy. oh yeah, it's a really really shitty movie. nice boobs and ass shots tho. and holly valance wasn't looking too bad either.

it's only the 2nd night of it being out here, and i'd say there'd only been 20 ppl in the cinema, all guys of course. before the movie my friend embarrased the shit out of us by yelling out "who's here to see some boobs!" i sunk into my chair and tried not to burst out laughing. we did get a of "fuck yeah boobs!' in response

anyway, my opinion, just as bad as mortal kombat, only sexier

and prolly better to dl instead of wasting $11 to see it

[camo]

naked boobs?

[icy manipulator]

no nipples, but every other square inch

[Kid Presentable]

Ha

[Pres Zount]

I don't want to see this movie much

[DIGI]

I bet it will be as awesome as Silent Hill. Fuck, I hate my video game nerd friends, but they have such great dope.

[Pres Zount]

Silent hill was okay.

[DIGI]

Are you kidding me?

[Pres Zount]

it was crap in a good way

[icy manipulator]

Originally Posted by Pres Zount

I don't want to see this movie much

you should see it just to see how dodgly zack's green hair has been glued on

[buddylee]

Originally Posted by DIGI

Are you kidding me?

I've block it out

[Pres Zount]

Originally Posted by icy manipulator

you should see it just to see how dodgly zack's green hair has been glued on

oh no.

were there any good action bits? Susan wants to see it, just to see how crap

[icy manipulator]

yeah the fight scene's aren't too bad. i was impressed enough. but there was no sweet wrestling moves when Tina and Bass fought. that kinda sucked. Oh, fuck, Bayman's such a brute, he's fucking great!

[The Notorious LOL]

they made a movie out of this franchise?

[zorra_chiflada]

oh man, i wanna see it. it's gonna be so crap, so sexist, so blatant!

[roosta]

silent hill was a whores abortion of a film, truely awful.

this however has sexy kung-fu sluts, whats not to like? even if its shit (which it will be) its got sexy kung-fu sluts.

by the way, beerfest is complete shit.


sexy kung-fu sluts

[icy manipulator]

Originally Posted by zorra_chiflada

it's gonna be so crap, so sexist, so blatant!

Yes yes and fuck yes! there's lots of random close up ass shots. there wasn't any brad wong tho, only like a seconds worth, bayman kicked the shit out of him. i wanted to see some sweet drunken fighting, but no, none of that

[zorra_chiflada]

Originally Posted by icy manipulator

Yes yes and fuck yes! there's lots of random close up ass shots. there wasn't any brad wong tho, only like a seconds worth, bayman kicked the shit out of him. i wanted to see some sweet drunken fighting, but no, none of that

any hayabusa doing the izuna drop?

[icy manipulator]

Originally Posted by zorra_chiflada

any hayabusa doing the izuna drop?

NO! the guy who plays hayabusa doesn't do him justice, he's a panzy! oh and Hayate is a skinhead in it. There's some douche in it called Max that i've never heard of before. and gen fu dies

i do warn you, if you go to see it, dont say i didn't say it was really really bad, movie wise, you'll definately have mixed emotions coming out of it, lol

[The Notorious LOL]

I own DOA 2 and 3, and I would be hard pressed to name more than three characters from either off the top of my head

[zorra_chiflada]

Originally Posted by icy manipulator

NO! the guy who plays hayabusa doesn't do him justice, he's a panzy! oh and Hayate is a skinhead in it. There's some douche in it called Max that i've never heard of before. and gen fu dies

i do warn you, if you go to see it, dont say i didn't say it was really really bad, movie wise, you'll definately have mixed emotions coming out of it, lol

if it's seriously bad, i might walk out of it! is the story crap? don't ruin it, just tell me if it's crap or not.

[zorra_chiflada]

Originally Posted by The Notorious LOL

I own DOA 2 and 3, and I would be hard pressed to name more than three characters from either off the top of my head

that hot japanese one that shows her underpants, and that other hot japanese one with the big tits.

[icy manipulator]

you'll like it. if someone had never played doa before they wouldn't like it besides all the t and a

[icy manipulator]

Originally Posted by The Notorious LOL

I own DOA 2 and 3, and I would be hard pressed to name more than three characters from either off the top of my head

doa 2 was on dreamcast right?

[Kid Presentable]

I saw Clerks 2 the other night, and wasn't disappointed.

[Tzar]

Originally Posted by roosta

sexy kung-fu sluts

word.

[icy manipulator]

Originally Posted by Kid Presentable

I saw Clerks 2 the other night, and wasn't disappointed.

trueskis, i'm keen to check it out. first one was kinda gay tho