why does UPS take so long when you wait for it?

[monkey]

and why does a watched pot never boil?

these things boggle me today.




i bought the bf a collection of abbie hoffman books for our anniversary.

[Bob]

Originally Posted by monkey

and why does a watched pot never boil?

these things boggle me today.




i bought the bf a collection of abbie hoffman books for our anniversary.

damnit you're not supposed to buy them

i'm currently watching something that's taking a little longer than i'd hoped too. i opened a new bank account about a week after i moved here because my old bank only existed in connecticut. i'm in the middle of transferring all my money from my old one to my new one and long story short i have to live on about $20 for about a week. whoops! didn't think that one through

thank god for ramen noodles is all i can say

[RaZoRbLaDe KiSs]

I ordered something honest to god, a month ago. I STILL havent gotten it. My gramps called the company and they got the wrong adress, they shipped it to god knows where and it just FINALLY got back to the store yesterday. They're now reshipping it. Hopefully I'll get it within my lifetime.

[TurdBerglar]

when ever i see the ups truck coming down the street i get incredibly excited even if i haven't ordered anything. it's like a pavlovian response

[Bob]

Originally Posted by TurdBerglar

when ever i see the ups truck coming down the street i get incredibly excited even if i haven't ordered anything. it's like a pavlovian response

haha i do the same thing

[zorra_chiflada]

Originally Posted by TurdBerglar

when ever i see the ups truck coming down the street i get incredibly excited even if i haven't ordered anything. it's like a pavlovian response

<Shon> i just used a smart word!

[TurdBerglar]

<susan> GHAAA! im such a dyke sometimes

[zorra_chiflada]

Originally Posted by TurdBerglar

<susan> GHAAA! im such a dyke sometimes

EVERYONE I DIDN'T ACTUALLY SAY THIS. TURD IS MAKING THIS UP BECAUSE HE IS AN ASSHOLE.

[malachite]

Originally Posted by zorra_chiflada

EVERYONE I DIDN'T ACTUALLY SAY THIS. TURD IS MAKING THIS UP BECAUSE HE IS AN ASSHOLE.

*nods in agreement*

[TurdBerglar]

<susan> i cheated on joe with joe's hot sister
<susan> i've been crying all day
<susan> and there's no fucking pizza!
<Shon> that's not cheating that's fucking hot

[zorra_chiflada]

<Shon> fuck
<Shon> i think i'm actually gay
<Shon> i kissed a dude
<Shon> i liked it too

[TurdBerglar]

it was chris cornel though

[zorra_chiflada]

Originally Posted by TurdBerglar

it was chris cornel though

you bitch!