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Old 11-13-2006, 11:53 AM
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Why is it that the people who complain the most about wanting a boyfriend or girlfriend are usually the pickiest assholes one would care to encounter?



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Old 11-13-2006, 12:02 PM
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one would like to give one one.


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Old 11-13-2006, 12:07 PM
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their picky assholiness is the reason they're single


thank you for your honesty now fuck off and die.

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Old 11-13-2006, 12:09 PM
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Is it wrong to pick your ashole?


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Old 11-13-2006, 12:12 PM
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1 is the loneliest number


Just because you have one doesn't mean you have to be one

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Old 11-13-2006, 12:47 PM
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IM NOT PICKY

THEY JUST HAVE TO BE AS SMART AS ME OR SMARTER

AND LIKE NON-SKINNY GIRLS

SHITS TOUGH JIGGA


Next stop, home ownership! I’m just kidding, the middle class is dying. You’ll be renting forever.

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Old 11-13-2006, 12:49 PM
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Is it wrong to pick your ashole?
when its spelled with only one S does that mean its referring to just the very outer perimeter of that area? if so then its totally legit to do so


Next stop, home ownership! I’m just kidding, the middle class is dying. You’ll be renting forever.

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Old 11-13-2006, 01:00 PM
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I'm not picky but the ones I want always have a boyfriend


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I'm known to compliment a nice beard and I definitely have boobs and a vagina.

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Old 11-13-2006, 01:05 PM
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Don't hold it against me that I expect to find a girl who is exactly the following:

5'8" to 4'11"
smart
has good/better taste in clothes
has good/better taste in music
has good/better taste in movies
thinks cats are funny
likes kids
nice bootay
not a cupie doll
can draw/ paint
isn't a conniving bitch/cheater/whore
doesn't have an annoying voice
isn't insecure
can/likes to dance
owns at least one star wars movie
knows a limited amount of information about "the x-men" comic book
has an assy sense of humor
has shoulder length hair
likes to dress up on Halloween
is good at backrubs/footrubs
has good/better taste in shoes/sneakers
doesn't participate in "drum circles"
unselfish in bed
not creepy
takes care of her skin
has good breath
wears socks
likes to hike and camp
likes to watch sci-fi movies
and can kick my ass in Tekken or Halo

Not hard to find!
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