Why is it that Pretty girls

[ILLMIX]

.........are the ones likely to talk about how their love life is failing, that they can't get the right guy, no-one loves them, they feel unappreciated, they have a dilemma about what-not, that they met a guy that blew them away but cant tell them..., dunno what clothes to wear, afraid of getting their heart broken or never going to fall in love EVER?

You’d have thought it'd be the ugly girls, but the amount of the above statements I hear from pretty girls is just ridiculous........so ridiculous that it doesn’t make sense.

[Loppfessor]

It's because I'm only one man and it's very hectic trying to please all the sexy ladies of the entire world...

[Junker]

Originally Posted by Loppfessor

It's because I'm only one man and it's very hectic trying to please all the sexy ladies of the entire world...

That's because you prefer to spend your time seeing guys' penises

[Otis Driftwood]

It's cause you waste time talking instead of grabbing their buttocks and putting your tongue down their throats.

[camo]

Originally Posted by Loppfessor

It's because I'm only one man and it's very hectic trying to please all the sexy ladies of the entire world...

You been stiring my porridge?

[Loppfessor]

Originally Posted by camo

You been stiring my porridge?

I don't even know what that means but it frightens me a bit...

[camo]

Originally Posted by Loppfessor

I don't even know what that means but it frightens me a bit...

It means I sleep with a girl, then sometime sonn after you sleep with the same girl. Therefore you stir my porridge! Nice

[icy manipulator]

one word, insecurity

[Loppfessor]

Originally Posted by camo

It means I sleep with a girl, then sometime sonn after you sleep with the same girl. Therefore you stir my porridge! Nice

I'm not sure you realize exactly how the laydeez female parts do their sexy thang but there will be no stirring of the porridge my friend...

[camo]

Originally Posted by Loppfessor

I'm not sure you realize exactly how the laydeez female parts do their sexy thang but there will be no stirring of the porridge my friend...

I'm clued up dude, the porridge is from me. Anyay enough of this because it's beginning to gross me out now

[Loppfessor]

^yeah I agree....anyway back to helping pleasure the ladies of the world, wanna help me?

[Junker]

Porridge sounds bad in my ears. It's a bad word

[camo]

Originally Posted by Loppfessor

^yeah I agree....anyway back to helping pleasure the ladies of the world, wanna help me?

It's my office party tonight, and this studio is full of eye candy so I'm already on my man

[icy manipulator]

you've never had porridge before paulo? man you're missing out. raspberry and apple porridge is the shit

[camo]

Originally Posted by Junker

Porridge sounds bad in my ears. It's a bad word

wait till you get it in your eyes.















again

[Junker]

Its because it reminds me of a disgusting word in portuguese.

[Loppfessor]

Originally Posted by camo

It's my office party tonight, and this studio is full of eye candy so I'm already on my man

Sweet, I'll shine up my wing tips and crease some dickies...

Originally Posted by Junker

Its because it reminds me the disgusting portuguese.

there's nothing funny about racism Junker...umm unless it's against Jews or Italians *see that other thread*

[Junker]

Originally Posted by camo

wait till you get it in your eyes.

again

[Junker]

Originally Posted by Loppfessor

there's nothing funny about racism Junker...umm unless it's against Jews or Italians *see that other thread*

But there's no relation with racism.

[Loppfessor]

Originally Posted by Junker

But there's no relation with racism.

Originally Posted by Junker

Its because it reminds me of the disgusting portuguese.

Ahem....

[icy manipulator]

hey paulo, i dont know how good your spanish is but i drive a car called a Pajero, and i heard that wasn't ever sold in south america because it means Whore. do you know if that's true, and does it have a similar meaning in brazillian portuguese?

[camo]

Originally Posted by Loppfessor

Sweet, I'll shine up my wing tips and crease some dickies...

Cool, I'll get the beverages in and iron my underpants in a y shaped crease

[Junker]

Originally Posted by Loppfessor

Ahem....

The word in portuguese is disgusting. Thats what I said. Porridge has a similar pronounce with this particular word. Got it?

[camo]

Originally Posted by Junker

Originally Posted by Junker

I'm only joking mate, I'll stop the gay jibes.

BTW are you actually a rear gunner or is it just people messing?

[Loppfessor]

Originally Posted by camo

Cool, I'll get the beverages in and iron my underpants in a y shaped crease

Dude I didn't know you rolled like that! This could be the start of an amazing friendship...

[ScarySquirrel]

Could it be that the ugly ones have accepted their fate?

The pretty ones just have to talk when they're down in a lull of the lovin' at the moment...

[steve-onpoint]

Originally Posted by ILLMIX

.........are the ones likely to talk about how their love life is failing, that they can't get the right guy, no-one loves them, they feel unappreciated, they have a dilemma about what-not, that they met a guy that blew them away but cant tell them..., dunno what clothes to wear, afraid of getting their heart broken or never going to fall in love EVER?

You’d have thought it'd be the ugly girls, but the amount of the above statements I hear from pretty girls is just ridiculous........so ridiculous that it doesn’t make sense.

Come on, man... FUNK DAT!

[camo]

Originally Posted by Loppfessor

Dude I didn't know you rolled like that! This could be the start of an amazing friendship...

yeah bro, the crease crew

[icy manipulator]

the question is, which do you prefer? breasts or ass? which must be rounder and firmer?

[Junker]

Originally Posted by icy manipulator

hey paulo, i dont know how good your spanish is but i drive a car called a Pajero, and i heard that wasn't ever sold in south america because it means Whore. do you know if that's true, and does it have a similar meaning in brazillian portuguese?

It means nothing special in portuguese and this car is sold here in Brazil. And its a nice car btw.

Check this out about the meaning.