Irish slang

[hpdrifter]

Can someone tell me what the jdfjlskdjfgl;ksljaljdfg this means, if anything?

Aye, the gee-box to the gicker of the gersha,
The langer circling over Shannon tis on the hire for gollier up the swiss roll.

[Freebasser]

It simply means that the gangler (which is you, roit?) was ferrying up the giblet, but that high goolies got caught in a grinder and now everything is sausages.

EDIT - I just did some quick research, and it basically means "yeah, i was too drunk too aim for the vagina, so I ended up spunking inside her arsehole"