I'm deadly when I pull the pen out

[Lex Diamonds]

Fillin' niggas with so much lead they could use they dick for a pencil.

[paul jones]

I'm going to the pub to drink
dinky dink dink dink
it's a bit cold outside
yeah fuck

[Lex Diamonds]

It's the don PJ
Listen what he say
This is one B-A-D baby P-A
Last name Jones, forename Paul
Fast tames ho's with his four ton balls
In the pub swaying, slipping off a stool
Sippin on a cool pint trippin off shrooms
Steady talkin shit and already hawkin bitches
And when he throwin dick the chick is gonna need stitches
PUNK

[paul jones]

Originally Posted by The Padster

It's the don PJ
Listen what he say
This is one B-A-D baby P-A
Last name Jones, forename Paul
Fast tames ho's with his four ton balls
In the pub swaying, slipping off a stool
Sippin on a cool pint trippin off shrooms
Steady talkin shit and already hawkin bitches
And when he throwin dick the chick is gonna need stitches
PUNK

record that and I'll pass it on to Simon Cowell

[Tompz]

White rappers? Hahaha

[Lex Diamonds]

You don't like white rappers?

www.beastieboys.com

[Tompz]

Oh shit you got me.

Those guys are cool.

[Lex Diamonds]

Lick a million motherfucking cocks per second.

[Tompz]

easy tiger

[Lex Diamonds]

I'd rather put out a fuckin' gospel record.

[mikizee]

I'm that kinda guy you find bumping n grinding blind
Tryn'a hit the finest bitch but I wont lie I'm no Bias
A ladies man I'm not I got KD lang looking slags
Want to know tags up on their fun bags, but fuck that
I'm that hunch back lumber jack looking scum bag
With pick up lines like "mummy this can I touch that" (ooo come here)
But I'm as charming as a heart attack and fact is
Less attractive than eight Guy Sebastians
On crack with they back kicked in
Still I'm the sickest ever spitting the art and that's an acronym
This crowds packing in, I'll pick up tonight
And nine times out of ten I'm right before that one bit
I'll drink then let the ignorance kick in
Skip the mix and then slip the dick in
If I have a kid I'll call it "Oops Lady"
Raise that baby and I'll pay for the school books

[paul jones]

tis tits tits tits
pussy pussy pussy pussy
anal anal anal anal
swallow swallow swalow swallow
fletwood nac,genesis
musical youth,aswad
chiknnnnn
chicknnnnnn
ay

[Lex Diamonds]

That's why you niggas freeze when I step up in the building
The Godfather's here givin' blessings to his children

[Lex Diamonds]

Fuck knocking, kick the door, evict the four
Yell out: "It's a stickup, hit the floor!"
You fish cake niggas, stay Lipton off
Did your mama name you, or Mrs. Paul's?
Battle in session, what's up with it?
I talk like I walk with a fucked up pivot
Niggas scream out: "It's just us bitches!"
Don't shoot, out the phonebooth
I aim at your party, hit the wrong group
"Happy birth..." ow, ow, ow, ow
Niggas done snap, runnin' hunch back
Ducking, brick walls, get thumbtacked
So run laps, 'fore I body you
Bust out the size, like karate shoes, Doc
Turn velcro, when night falls
Central park joggers, wear bright clothes
Tae bo, five flo's
Lizard, Centipede, Snake
I'm a killer!

[Loppfessor]

None of you retards can rap...

[Lex Diamonds]

Originally Posted by Loppfessor

None of you retards can rap...

You're right. Big L, Eminem, LL Cool J and Redman are retards and can't rap.