sending text messages to the wrong people

[Yetra Flam]

I received a message from my ex that started with "baby" and had had s in it and a bunch of kinda lame text message sexual innuendo.
Then i received another one all flummoxed like "PLEASE DISREGARD THAT LAST MESSAGE."
Too late, you little twerp. I'm mostly annoyed because he never spoke to me like that. I don't think he called me babe once, or sent me lame sexual innuendo in a text message.
What a little turd.

[mikizee]

I find that funny only because I've done the same thing. And boy, was my face red.

[Yetra Flam]

The title of this thread is deceiving. It should be my ex is a little turd who never treated me right. hahahah

[faz]

I've done it far to many times. Usually to the same girl. About other girls. Or sometimes about her.

[adam_f]

I meant to send a text to someone about how I thought my friends boyfriend was cheating on her because he's a douchebag, but instead I sent it to her.

That went over really well.

[Yetra Flam]

I seriously have never done it. I just don't see how you can really do it, unless you're paying no attention at all. And i wouldn't put anything ostentatious in a text message anyway. i save that for my abusive emails.

[Yetra Flam]

holy fuck, some other fucking asshole keeps calling my phone saying they're "steve the glass guy" and asking for dom.
what the fuck is going on in my life?

[TurdBerglar]

it's me

tal gave me your number

[Yetra Flam]

Oh you're an australian bogan now?

[russhie]

I've never texted someone I knew, and didn't mean to. How awkward.

When I was 16 I texted a number that was supposed to belong to my boyfriend saying "finished the abbo book, come round I'm topless by the pool back gate is unlocked" and the reply was "address plz!!" from some random number.

Also, on NYD a couple of years back I got a text saying "it's Adam, had fun last night want to go for coffee" and I texted back "wrong number, sorry. happy new year" and I thought that'd be it.
Nooo.
"It's Adam, we met at the Hamstead Hotel"
"Sorry, wrong number, I've never been to a Hamstead Hotel. Bye"
"Are you sure?"
My friends are laughing at this guy's insistence so we text back.
"Yes. Never been. Bye."
Ten minutes later
"Umm...how old are you? Maybe we could hook up?"

I decided to leave it there. The best bit was him attempting to find out if I was legal yet. Desperate, much?

[russhie]

Also, winky sexual innuendo texts are pretty much reserved for teenagers. I cringe at the thought of the ones I've sent/received. How nice that I can blame it on being young & dumb.

[Yetra Flam]

yeah seriously, i would have been all wtf if that text was intended for me. i'm annoyed that he's calling another girl babe.

[russhie]

In my experience those kinds of texts indicate that you're not getting any.

Like when you're younger and texting some dude who you've only ever kissed like once and you're talking shit to him about how awesome he is and how you're gonna do x to him and he's all yeah babe you're awesome too winky-winky *insert sexual innuendo here* and then you see each other and you're all too scared to do the shit you said you would

That's what it reminds me of. Lame attempts at sexiness. You got nothing to worry about. Also, the "plz disregard" message is laughable. Just try and see the comedic value in it.

[Yetra Flam]

i didnt even have a phone when i was a teenager! i had to have potential suitors call my home phone number and like have my dad answer and have to ask for me and THEN say "hey, come around and we'll screw"

[TurdBerglar]

classy

[Yetra Flam]

i take what's given to me, you know?

[russhie]

I still remember before home phone numbers had that extra 9 added on.

[TurdBerglar]

extra 9? where the hell are you from?

[Yetra Flam]

we had the extra 62 added on the front of numbers

[TurdBerglar]

what the fuck!

[russhie]

From nowhere near the Hamstead Hotel, that's for sure.

[russhie]

Originally Posted by Yetra Flam

we had the extra 62 added on the front of numbers

You got two numbers? Hm.

[Knuckles]

What an idiot.

He should just delete your number from his phone.

[Documad]

Originally Posted by Knuckles

What an idiot.

He should just delete your number from his phone.

Yeah, it's a horrible thing to do to an ex. There's no excuse.

[RobMoney$]

The random x-rated text message can be pretty awesome.

[Knuckles]

Originally Posted by Documad

Yeah, it's a horrible thing to do to an ex. There's no excuse.

salt in the wound

[jabumbo]

Originally Posted by Yetra Flam

i didnt even have a phone when i was a teenager! i had to have potential suitors call my home phone number and like have my dad answer and have to ask for me and THEN say "hey, come around and we'll screw"

yeah...

i didnt get a phone till i was a senior in college, so i never really had that problem...

[sjp]

he was prolly drunk and doesn't remember sending it not defending it but hell i think everyone has done it at least once

[Loppfessor]

Originally Posted by Yetra Flam

I received a message from my ex that started with "baby" and had had s in it and a bunch of kinda lame text message sexual innuendo.
Then i received another one all flummoxed like "PLEASE DISREGARD THAT LAST MESSAGE."
Too late, you little twerp. I'm mostly annoyed because he never spoke to me like that. I don't think he called me babe once, or sent me lame sexual innuendo in a text message.
What a little turd.

If you want I'll text you smilies all the time when I get back to the states....just send the digits babe

[Pres Zount]

Thanks for not being mature about it. Thanks for announcing it online before voicing it to me, and thanks for leading me to believe we could be friends for the third time, before insulting me. Again. This friends then off again then friends then off again then friends then off again thing is pretty tiring, so this time I'm not lending out the naive "if you ever just want to talk...". If you call me up saying you are sorry again then I'm just going to hang up. You're blocked from any other way of contacting me.

I realise now that it probably IS annoying to you if I talked about another woman, trust me when I say I wont do it again. After six or so months I sort of felt that if we were going to be friends then it might be ok to talk about other people who make us happy. You're not willing to do that simply because it hurts your pride.

Smiley face winks were tongue in cheek, I never called you baby because you said it was stupid, and I never sent you lame innuendo because you (as you have already pointed out) wouldn't laugh at that sort of thing. I've deleted your number so it wont happen again. What am I supposed to do after accidentally sending you that? I knew you wouldn't be overjoyed, but I thought you could at least PRETEND to laugh about it later. It was a mistake that doesn't really warrant you calling me names. I said sorry, don't drag it online so you can parade it in front of people that will see your half of the story and make you feel better. The other night we were talking about guys that make women feel insecure, just so they can make themselves feel better, and how that made you mad - well, you're just putting me down because your pride has been hurt, and you want everyone to post and reinforce what a shitbag I am, and how nice you are. I never treated you right? Bullshit! I really don't deserve to have my name dragged through the mud here, so stop doing it.

Thanks for making me regret coming back to you when you called me up, and thanks for making me feel shit about myself again when I realise that every time you say nasty lies about me I stupidly forgive you, but you wont accept the fact that I have moved on. If moving on is my crime, then I guess it's good that we aren't friends now. Three times lucky, and I don't feel as depressed or upset that you are calling me names. It's just anger this time.

I've only ever wanted you to be happy, but I'm not going to do that at the expense of myself anymore.

I was just going to send an email, but there are people on here whose opinions still matter to me, and it seems to hurt me more when you announce stuff like this to the whole world, knowing that I can still read it. So I hope you wont be so quick to rush online and tell everyone what a loser I am (hey, things like this make me realise I AM a loser, you don't have to tell everyone) for accidentally letting you see something harmless that wasn't meant for you.

I know I can be mean to people sometimes (especially on here!) but I guess the difference between us in that regard is that I'm not mean to the people that care about me.

This should be in a private email, but then again, so should this thread. Hit submit.