"It is okay to not come to work sometimes"

[The Notorious LOL]

has anyone ever taken an employment assessment test? Some of the questions are lol.


Cite the title as an example. Upon first glance, it may appear as "it is okay to skip work sometimes" but in reality the question is asking exactly as stated. Obviously the answer would be "yes" since on saturday, a vacation day, etc...you wouldnt come to work.

Another great one is "I am fascinated by fire". Answering that with a strong no is pretty much a lie, but stating a strong yes indicates you're a pyro. In reality, who isnt though? Find me one person that doesnt stare at a campfire.

[Jitters]

Sounds like some funny stuff. When I stop and think about I would definitely stare at a fire if I had nothing better to do.

[Kid Presentable]

Women are for touching.