some dickhead has been trying to start his car for the past 45 minutes

[TurdBerglar]

IT'S NOT GONNA START DICKHEAD. MAYBE IF YOU DID SOMETHING OTHER THAN JUST SIT IN IT AND TURN THE KEY IT MIGHT JUST TURN OVER.


i hoping his battery eventually dies. fucking noisy asshole.

[NoFenders]

I woke up one morning to somebody trying to start a motorcycle. It was one a dem dere rice rockets. The pipe was so loud on it. The guy must have tried 10 times, until finally it started. This was around 3AM. I went back to sleep and forgot all about it, until, the police knocked on my door. I guess the bike had been "stolen". They live about 5 doors down from me. How in the world can I wake up 5 doors down, and they never did?? Shortly after the whole family vanished. No shit.

[fucktopgirl]

45 minutes? he must have drown his car.

[paul jones]

Originally Posted by TurdBerglar

IT'S NOT GONNA START DICKHEAD. MAYBE IF YOU DID SOMETHING OTHER THAN JUST SIT IN IT AND TURN THE KEY IT MIGHT JUST TURN OVER.


i hoping his battery eventually dies. fucking noisy asshole.

that's the sort of person you want as president