Being told you kiss like a girl

[Adam]

always raises a question two.

I've been told this by more than one person (which is actually just two people).

[Guy Incognito]

i would summise that its girls that told you this, in which case that means you kiss girls who like to kiss girls, no need to complain

[ericlee]

I've been told that I kiss like a penguin, whatever that means. I've also been told that I tasted like catsup too and that rumor has stuck with me during my last 2 years in high school.

[jabumbo]

how does she know what a penguin kisses like?


oh, and adam, i'd presume this fact just means you actually are a girl

[Echewta]

I bite lips to quickly in the kissing process.

[Adam]

But how are males supposed to kiss - violently? strongly?

How can two people kissing have a separate kissing process?

It all requires some research.

[b i o n i c]

i refuse to give kissing advice to another man

it might means something about chill with the tongue though

[mickill]

I kiss with the fury of 300 Spartans, but the tenderness of a kitten.

[hpdrifter]

I would think that would be a good thing.

[Echewta]

Yes. Its wise to not use the tongue until the girl starts it.

[mickill]

Too much tongue when kissing is like having a cookie that's 90% chocolate chips. That shit only sounds good in theory.

[Dorothy Wood]

well, a lesbian friend of mine would sometimes make out with a straight girl friend who wanted to experiment when she got drunk. But my lesbian friend didn't like it very much and claimed "she kisses like a straight girl".

so, I don't know what that means.

maybe you kiss like a lesbian...in that case, I think that's a compliment.

I kiss like a 16 year old boy and my boyfriend kisses like a 45 year old woman, but it kinda works out in the end.

[GreenEarthAl]

MAYBE YOU ARE A LESBIAN ADAM!

[Adam]

I'd love to be a lesbian.

Actually, my first proper girlfriend (like the one I popped my cherry to) always said she was a lesbian but went with guys sometimes. I'm sure she effected me - but I dunno if its for the better or worse.

[Bob]

YES YOU'VE KISSED TWO WOMEN WE'RE ALL VERY IMPRESSED

[Freebasser]

Bob you should be out getting off with about a thousand women now. Just wave your Lawyer badge/gun at them and tell them you're such a good lawyer that you once got yourself sent to prison for being too sexy.

[Bob]

Originally Posted by Freebasser

Bob you should be out getting off with about a thousand women now. Just wave your Lawyer badge/gun at them and tell them you're such a good lawyer that you once got yourself sent to prison for being too sexy.

and then when they ask how i got out i could pause for a second and say "let's just say i'm good at getting people off"

[Bob]

seriously though, i'm literally hours away from applying for a job at a frozen yogurt store

[Adam]

Originally Posted by Bob

YES YOU'VE KISSED TWO WOMEN WE'RE ALL VERY IMPRESSED

THREE!

[mickill]

Bob, you just tell those motherfuckers at the yogurt stand that if they don't hire you you will sue them for reckless jurisdiction of defamation with intent of slander!

[mickill]

Bring a photocopy of your law degree, too.

[Guy Incognito]

how do you go about getting a badgegun? Sounds brilliant

[Freebasser]

I could really go for some frozen yoghurt right about now.

[b i o n i c]

you eat ice cream like a girl!

[Freebasser]

TWO ICE CREAMS

[b i o n i c]

atta boy

[GreenEarthAl]

this thread has been rated awesome. It's got everything you need to have a good time.

[Audio.]

maybe it has to do with the grabbing. Working your hand around is a factor too.

[miss soul fire]

That's bad, man. Start kissing like a real man.

I've been told I'm a great kisser, which makes me feel pretty badass. Hihihi.

So, anyway, I like guys with strong kisses, like the ones who grab you strongly and kiss you strongly. I like macho, but soft kisses. Hihihi.

[Myu-to]

You should kiss a guy, and ask him if you kiss like a girl. That should solve everything. Or confuse everything.

Bob, can I have a chocolate swirl, and Adam would like a tutti-fruiti. Please, and thank you.