I have a crush.

[Freebasser]

I don't like the IT Crowd. There's too much shouting.

Example:

BLACK GUY: Hi, guys, there's a very funny story I have to tell you both which goes a little something like thi...

WOMAN: WHAT IS THIS FUNNY STORY THAT YOU WANT TO TELL US ABOUT? OH DO TELL!

IRISH GUY: WHAT WAS THAT?! I COULDN'T HEAR YOU BECAUSE THE WOMAN WAS SHOUTING! GOD I LOVE SHOUTING!

WOMAN: I WAS NOT SHOUTING!

IRISH GUY: YES YOU WERE!

WOMAN: OH, MAYBE I WAS, SORRY. ANYWAY, WHAT WAS THIS FUNNY STORY YOU WANTED TO TEL... *switches off*


It's like being back at school and doing drama class and there's that one kid who thought they were great and would literally scream all their lines and prance around and go "look at me, look at me!" until you felt like introducing their face to a prop sword.

If I want a headache, I will hit myself in the face with a prop sword, thankyou.

:/