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^ best post in this thread. hihihi!
yeah, i like seeing a huge thing hanging there. that's why i choose only the finest, trumpiest, and most luxurious imported canadian penis that money can buy.
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^You snuck the Dildocon Beaver-Pounder 5000 over the border? Those are illegal here now, after all those impalings.
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worth every penny.
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What about if your hung like a horse but strapped like a noodle
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i've been with one guy who i actually considered to be too small. he was very skinny all over, weighed less than me too, so i never felt like he was "in charge" (younger too). i've been with a guy who was too big. like sometimes it would be ok, but giving him head was a real mission (hand to use my hand to grab the other half) and sometimes sex would hurt. but sometimes it would be worth it. ahh. too much information?
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Besides, when someone's thanking whoever "invented cockskeet" a few threads below this one, I don't think there's much point in worrying about "too much information".
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ahh that thread. haven't read it yet. checking it out now.
edit: ohhh, we call that dickcheese here, if i'm thinking of the right thing.
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I meant Turd or......some other random pervert.^
edit: Yeah, you're probably thinking of the same thing, and dickcheese just sounds nasty. Whatever happened to good old fashioned terms like jizz?
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I seriously hope you're not serious.
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it's one thing to admit to being a pervert. it's completely another to live vicariously through perverts. asshole
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Don't be so sensitive, shithead. You're reminding me of Toucan.
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mickill: well jizz is different to dickcheese. that's just cum whereas dickcheese is like yeah... ew.
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what will the topanga fan club do now? it's ok, you're not THAT small!
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This post reminds me of adults having conversations about sex while children are present, but using diffrent words. Classic
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worse phrase a girl can say to a guy- "please stop, your hurting me"
nooooooooooo I wonder if a guy has ever gone to a doctor to get his penis shrunken down to size?
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Quit hitting on women too.
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