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Old 10-14-2005, 03:54 PM
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because there's too much under/over appreciation, and not enough dirty talk.

ladies: does size matter?

men: does size matter?

turd: does your hand mind the tiny penis?



thank you for your honesty now fuck off and die.

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Old 10-14-2005, 03:56 PM
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Size of what Pauli?
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Old 10-14-2005, 03:57 PM
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breasts and clits?

I am the clit master, where ever you see this face you'll see CLIT.

You don't want to rub the clit the wrong way.

heh.

erm, yes to answer your questions

NO FAT CHICKS!



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Old 10-14-2005, 04:09 PM
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^what he said.



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Old 10-14-2005, 04:20 PM
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turd: does your hand mind the tiny penis?
you kill me. in a good way.



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Old 10-14-2005, 04:23 PM
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p.s. I thought of Peaches.



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Old 10-14-2005, 04:23 PM
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you kill me. in a good way.
too bad it's not in the dead way





Anyways, since Pauli is out to lunch, I'll assume she means breast size, ass size, etc.


No, it does not matter. A girl can be whatever the hell she wants, if I can talk to her and we get along, I'll ask her out. There's no such thing as a 'fat chick', just horribly shallow guys.
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Old 10-14-2005, 04:26 PM
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You want to go to America if you you think there is no such thing as a fat chick




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Old 10-14-2005, 04:46 PM
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who ever said i have a tiny penis?
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Old 10-14-2005, 04:55 PM
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yeah, you might just have a tiny hand.



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Old 10-14-2005, 04:58 PM
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There is such thing as a tunnel too wide for the average train. This can result in extend periods of numbness and crotchal inactivity.

There is such thing as a tunnel too small for the average train. This can result in ripping noises and crotchal overexcitment.

I think that good sex is like the middle bear...everything just fits.
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Old 10-14-2005, 05:00 PM
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i just pose questions, you guys interpret them as you will.

you can assume any sort of size for anything at all.



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There is such thing as a tunnel too small for the average train. This can result in ripping noises and crotchal overexcitment...
I find a lot of arseholes too tight to.



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Old 10-14-2005, 05:02 PM
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i use to have lots and lots of sex
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Old 10-14-2005, 05:07 PM
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I find a lot of arseholes too tight to.
boo boo kitty fuck? Is that you?
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Old 10-14-2005, 06:46 PM
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You want to go to America if you you think there is no such thing as a fat chick

Australia 2nd Most Obesity Population In The World.

1st - Ireland
2nd - Australia
3rd - America



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Old 10-14-2005, 06:50 PM
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Of course size matters. That's why I always go for the large pepsi and not the medium one.

That's what this is about right?







Right?



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Old 10-14-2005, 08:13 PM
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yes size matters
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Old 10-15-2005, 04:32 AM
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Australia 2nd Most Obesity Population In The World.

1st - Ireland
2nd - Australia
3rd - America

They always say on the news here that the UK is only 2nd to the USA and we are catching up.

Maybe that is just overweight stats. Cus you have to be larger to be obese. I think I'm actually classed as obese. They should re classify, cus I'd just class me as over weight. I'll check.

Edit: According http://www.annecollins.com to I am between 50 and 92 lbs over weight, to be at an acceptable weight. And I have to lose 16 lbs before I won't be obese. The internet can be so depressing at time Right, I'm gonna lose them 16 lbs. I think I'd be just bones if I lost the total of 92 lbs. I'll try and lose half a lb a day and I'll report back here in a month



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Old 10-15-2005, 04:35 AM
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riiiiiiiiiiiight



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Old 10-15-2005, 07:24 AM
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breasts and clits?

I am the clit master, where ever you see this face you'll see CLIT.

You don't want to rub the clit the wrong way.

heh.

erm, yes to answer your questions

NO FAT CHICKS!
Jay and Silent Bob nice.



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Old 10-15-2005, 10:19 AM
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damn right size matters. i won't date a girl unless her assets are of a proper size.

all these damn peasant women and their tiny bank accounts. i'm valuable, damnit



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Old 10-15-2005, 10:45 AM
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damn right size matters. i won't date a girl unless her assets are of a proper size.

all these damn peasant women and their tiny bank accounts. i'm valuable, damnit

ok bob, im PMing you my bank log in and password. tell me if i have enough to get you to go out with me.



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Old 10-15-2005, 12:03 PM
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I'm very surprised by the fact that no girl on this board bragged about how they love their asses and breasts and how big they are and how they wanna eat themselves. I'm just really surprised.

Ok, I'll start, I've got big eyes so I can see better what's big or not!!!!



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Old 10-15-2005, 12:17 PM
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Yes size does matter. He can't have a little...













































nose, that's just weird. I like big strong hands too.



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Old 10-15-2005, 01:01 PM
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nice ass nice boobs and nice legs is my kind of woman
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Old 10-15-2005, 01:06 PM
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I don't know about size mattering. I've only been with one guy and his sex rocks my world.



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Old 10-15-2005, 01:51 PM
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i think size is slightly important. you want something... fullfilling.

but what matters more is how they move, how they make you feel, everything that makes sex GREAT. the realness of it. awesomeness.

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Old 10-15-2005, 05:15 PM
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Old 10-15-2005, 05:30 PM
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Well, size matters, yes. I'm talking about men here.

Although I've heard that even a small equipment works well, it won't change the fact that you are seeing a tiny thing hanging there, you know?! It's not masculine. Maybe it's just my opinion, but I guess women tend to like men who are taller, older (not always, but you know what I mean), more experienced, big hands...big penis (normal size is just about right). Anyway, the man, in many aspects, is required to be more and more and more, much more.

Seriously, whenever I see a man with tiny hands I don't give enough credit to them. It's sad I know, but I look for masculine guy and tiny hands just don't go for me, it's like I'm playing with a little kid.

Same goes for small penis. I guess...it's all ugly down there anyway.Not that that's a bad thing.I don't know, but yeah, normal size is good, tiny is sad.Man may feel the same way about breasts. Small=bad, big=good. It's a superficial world we live in. I blame the aliens and their giant heads. Hihihi!



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