I have a crush. - Page 36

Freebasser · #**1051** 10-06-2007, 02:29 PM

I don't like the IT Crowd. There's too much shouting.

Example:

BLACK GUY: Hi, guys, there's a very funny story I have to tell you both which goes a little something like thi...

WOMAN: WHAT IS THIS FUNNY STORY THAT YOU WANT TO TELL US ABOUT? OH DO TELL!

IRISH GUY: WHAT WAS THAT?! I COULDN'T HEAR YOU BECAUSE THE WOMAN WAS SHOUTING! GOD I LOVE SHOUTING!

WOMAN: I WAS NOT SHOUTING!

IRISH GUY: YES YOU WERE!

WOMAN: OH, MAYBE I WAS, SORRY. ANYWAY, WHAT WAS THIS FUNNY STORY YOU WANTED TO TEL... *switches off*

It's like being back at school and doing drama class and there's that one kid who thought they were great and would literally scream all their lines and prance around and go "look at me, look at me!" until you felt like introducing their face to a prop sword.

If I want a headache, I will hit myself in the face with a prop sword, thankyou.

:/

Yetra Flam · #**1052** 10-07-2007, 09:44 PM

did someone post criss angel?

jesus

AceFace · #**1053** 10-08-2007, 07:54 AM

criss angel is HOT. seriously. he can pull a trick and magically appear in my bedroom anytime he wants. he's allowed.

cookiepuss · #**1054** 10-08-2007, 11:30 AM

I think chris angel has pulled the ultimate illusion on all of you.

he's so cheesy. you might as well have the hots for david copperfeild while you are at it. neither are bad looking guys but I wouldn't fuck em.

If I was going do a magician I'd probably go with David Blaine. He's got that quiet, smoldering, subttle thing going on. yeah he'd be kinda hot.

or I might let Penn and Teller tag team me.

AceFace · #**1055** 10-08-2007, 11:59 AM

ok, penn and teller yes, but DAVID BLANE! come ON! Criss is way hotter than David. i bet teller has some wicked magical fingers.

AceFace · #**1056** 10-08-2007, 12:00 PM

of course i will say i do kinda like that femme look sometimes and criss angel def has that makeup look going for him.

i like my men either super macho or almost gay.

DandyFop · #**1057** 10-08-2007, 12:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Caribou

You obviously do not know the genius that is Chris Morris.

I didn't think he was that funny in that show. The whole first series was pretty unbearable. I guess they are making an American version and Richard will reprise his role as Moss. I keep trying to imagine people actually knowing who he is here and yeah...that will be weird.

I quite like the chick actually, mostly I don't like the irish guy and the writing. Graham Lineman, c'mon now, what happened to you!?!

DandyFop · #**1058** 10-08-2007, 12:05 PM

Oh and P.S. Criss Angel looks like a character David Cross would play

I can't find a pic of David looking all gothy but when he does, he looks exactly like Criss Angel hahahaha

HEIRESS · #**1059** 10-08-2007, 12:15 PM

my crushes never change

Bob · #**1060** 10-08-2007, 12:22 PM

they do get older though

Freebasser · #**1061** 10-08-2007, 12:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DandyFop

Graham Lineman, c'mon now, what happened to you!?!

Apparently he changed his surname from Linehan :/

roosta · #**1062** 10-08-2007, 12:32 PM

yeah, the IT Crowd is terrible.

The acting is exactly like Freebasser said, all shouty "IM EXTROVERT!" nonsense. And Chris Morris shouldn't have gone anywhere near it.

Documad · #**1063** 10-08-2007, 05:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cosmo105

i'm sorry, ewan is currently busy in my pants

Have you seen The Long Way Round? I'm half way through it. I mostly like to hear him talk, but he looks good even with a strange growth on his forehead. And he kept his family off camera.

Yetra Flam · #**1064** 10-08-2007, 10:20 PM

yeah seriously, criss angel is a fucking twat. wearing his sister's makeup and changing his surname so people wouldn't realise he was greek (a la jennifer anistonopolous)
and jesus, he just acts like a fucking tard.

cosmo105 · #**1065** 10-08-2007, 10:27 PM

siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiggggggggggggghhhhhhh

Waus · #**1066** 10-08-2007, 10:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Yetra Flam

yeah seriously, criss angel is a fucking twat. wearing his sister's makeup and changing his surname so people wouldn't realise he was greek (a la jennifer anistonopolous)
and jesus, he just acts like a fucking tard.

Totally. I guess that's just what you have to do to get noticed as a professional magician. I mean, how many guys are out there acting like normal people that are "street magicians" who don't get their own show?

Yeah. Guy's a fruitcake.

DandyFop · #**1067** 10-08-2007, 10:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Freebasser

Apparently he changed his surname from Linehan :/

oh blah blah I didn't spell his name right, his show sucks who cares!!

Yetra Flam · #**1068** 10-08-2007, 10:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Waus

Totally. I guess that's just what you have to do to get noticed as a professional magician. I mean, how many guys are out there acting like normal people that are "street magicians" who don't get their own show?

Yeah. Guy's a fruitcake.

MINDFREEAAAKK!

oh yeah, and on his tv show (yes i have watched it because it's on late at night) he has this band that play industrial metal or something, and he's the singer. but all he does is yell MINDFREEEAAAAKK.

Yetra Flam · #**1069** 10-09-2007, 06:46 PM

MIIINNNDFREEEAAAAKKK

kleptomaniac · #**1070** 10-09-2007, 06:56 PM

LEEEEEEAVE CRISS ANGEL ALOOOOOONE!!!!!!

i'd do him, AND david blaine, AND penn & teller!

but nobody tops this magician!!! <3 (if anyone has wicked magical fingers, it's my guy!

)

AceFace · #**1071** 10-10-2007, 10:13 AM

hahahaha. that's the BEST! if i had to chose, i'd chose the mysterious stranger you just posted.

just for the record. all you guys that are afraid of the whole make up thing.... most girls i know think men with makeup is HOT. HOTTTTT i tell ya!

AceFace · #**1072** 10-10-2007, 10:17 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aiqkDm9UoKo

seth green is so hott with the makeup.

Dorothy Wood · #**1073** 10-10-2007, 10:58 AM

jason and adrien...sorry owen, I only want you for your body.

DandyFop · #**1074** 10-10-2007, 02:21 PM

Oh god ditto on Schwartzman. He even has a super Jewy last name. How can I not love him?

OMG THIS PICTURE IS RIDICULOUS HE IS SO HOT

I also quite enjoy David Krumholtz

Hey, they were both on Freaks and Geeks! Uber bonus points

cookiepuss · #**1075** 10-10-2007, 02:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DandyFop

Oh god ditto on Schwartzman. He even has a super Jewy last name. How can I not love him?

OMG THIS PICTURE IS RIDICULOUS HE IS SO HOT

his momma is...Talia Shire

which also makes him the nephew of Francis Ford Coppola and the cousin of Nick Cage and Sofia coppola.

ummmm hummmm.

I like his little mole/birthmark thingy.

beastieangel01 · #**1076** 10-10-2007, 03:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cosmo105

siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiggggggggggggghhhhhhh

totally beat me to posting it, haha.

I think what got me when he was explaining why he had tape on his fingers.

Yetra Flam · #**1077** 10-10-2007, 09:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cookiepuss

his momma is...Talia Shire

which also makes him the nephew of Francis Ford Coppola and the cousin of Nick Cage and Sofia coppola.

ummmm hummmm.

I like his little mole/birthmark thingy.

adrian!

HEIRESS · #**1078** 10-10-2007, 09:26 PM

Ive just now come to the realization that my boyfriend looks exactly like jason schwartman
like sweet jesus
except his eyebrows arent as over-groomed
I always likened him to fabrizio moretti/albert hammond jr
but I think it was the curly vs. straight hair that threw me off this undeniable similarity before.

icy manipulator · #**1079** 10-11-2007, 05:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Freebasser

I don't like the IT Crowd. There's too much shouting.

Example:

BLACK GUY: Hi, guys, there's a very funny story I have to tell you both which goes a little something like thi...

WOMAN: WHAT IS THIS FUNNY STORY THAT YOU WANT TO TELL US ABOUT? OH DO TELL!

IRISH GUY: WHAT WAS THAT?! I COULDN'T HEAR YOU BECAUSE THE WOMAN WAS SHOUTING! GOD I LOVE SHOUTING!

WOMAN: I WAS NOT SHOUTING!

IRISH GUY: YES YOU WERE!

WOMAN: OH, MAYBE I WAS, SORRY. ANYWAY, WHAT WAS THIS FUNNY STORY YOU WANTED TO TEL... *switches off*

It's like being back at school and doing drama class and there's that one kid who thought they were great and would literally scream all their lines and prance around and go "look at me, look at me!" until you felt like introducing their face to a prop sword.

If I want a headache, I will hit myself in the face with a prop sword, thankyou.

:/

true, it ranks about 3745th on my best pom shows ever, but still, it's better than any shitty yank comedy that's out atm

icy manipulator · #**1080** 10-11-2007, 05:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Caribou

Isn't there an american version of the IT crowd? Just thinking about that makes me explode with nausea.
I think there should be a special Comic Relief/Red Nose Day where stars of british comedies show the world what happens if yanks interfere.
Craig Charles would look in the camera, angry, and tell us:

"Make sure things like this will never happen again..."
*shows clip of american Red Dwarf, leaving Craig rather upset*
"Shocking, isn't it. But you can help. Text YANK NO to 666, to make a donation and get rid of these smegheads."

LOL

poor old Craig Bierko, he turned down the role of one of the main characters in friends to play Lister in the american version of red dwarf. poor bastard/dumb cunt. US version of a UK show = receipe for disaster

mind you, that being said, the UK version of Whose Line is it Anyway is a piece of shit compared to the US version

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