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Old 10-06-2007, 02:29 PM
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I don't like the IT Crowd. There's too much shouting.

Example:

BLACK GUY: Hi, guys, there's a very funny story I have to tell you both which goes a little something like thi...

WOMAN: WHAT IS THIS FUNNY STORY THAT YOU WANT TO TELL US ABOUT? OH DO TELL!

IRISH GUY: WHAT WAS THAT?! I COULDN'T HEAR YOU BECAUSE THE WOMAN WAS SHOUTING! GOD I LOVE SHOUTING!

WOMAN: I WAS NOT SHOUTING!

IRISH GUY: YES YOU WERE!

WOMAN: OH, MAYBE I WAS, SORRY. ANYWAY, WHAT WAS THIS FUNNY STORY YOU WANTED TO TEL... *switches off*


It's like being back at school and doing drama class and there's that one kid who thought they were great and would literally scream all their lines and prance around and go "look at me, look at me!" until you felt like introducing their face to a prop sword.

If I want a headache, I will hit myself in the face with a prop sword, thankyou.

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Old 10-07-2007, 09:44 PM
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did someone post criss angel? jesus
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Old 10-08-2007, 07:54 AM
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criss angel is HOT. seriously. he can pull a trick and magically appear in my bedroom anytime he wants. he's allowed.
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Old 10-08-2007, 11:30 AM
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I think chris angel has pulled the ultimate illusion on all of you.

he's so cheesy. you might as well have the hots for david copperfeild while you are at it. neither are bad looking guys but I wouldn't fuck em.

If I was going do a magician I'd probably go with David Blaine. He's got that quiet, smoldering, subttle thing going on. yeah he'd be kinda hot.


or I might let Penn and Teller tag team me.



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Old 10-08-2007, 11:59 AM
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ok, penn and teller yes, but DAVID BLANE! come ON! Criss is way hotter than David. i bet teller has some wicked magical fingers.
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Old 10-08-2007, 12:00 PM
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of course i will say i do kinda like that femme look sometimes and criss angel def has that makeup look going for him.

i like my men either super macho or almost gay.
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Old 10-08-2007, 12:00 PM
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You obviously do not know the genius that is Chris Morris.
I didn't think he was that funny in that show. The whole first series was pretty unbearable. I guess they are making an American version and Richard will reprise his role as Moss. I keep trying to imagine people actually knowing who he is here and yeah...that will be weird.

I quite like the chick actually, mostly I don't like the irish guy and the writing. Graham Lineman, c'mon now, what happened to you!?!



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Old 10-08-2007, 12:05 PM
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Oh and P.S. Criss Angel looks like a character David Cross would play





I can't find a pic of David looking all gothy but when he does, he looks exactly like Criss Angel hahahaha



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Old 10-08-2007, 12:15 PM
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my crushes never change








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Old 10-08-2007, 12:22 PM
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they do get older though
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Old 10-08-2007, 12:25 PM
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Graham Lineman, c'mon now, what happened to you!?!

Apparently he changed his surname from Linehan :/



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Old 10-08-2007, 12:32 PM
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yeah, the IT Crowd is terrible.

The acting is exactly like Freebasser said, all shouty "IM EXTROVERT!" nonsense. And Chris Morris shouldn't have gone anywhere near it.
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Old 10-08-2007, 05:28 PM
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Have you seen The Long Way Round? I'm half way through it. I mostly like to hear him talk, but he looks good even with a strange growth on his forehead. And he kept his family off camera.
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Old 10-08-2007, 10:20 PM
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yeah seriously, criss angel is a fucking twat. wearing his sister's makeup and changing his surname so people wouldn't realise he was greek (a la jennifer anistonopolous)
and jesus, he just acts like a fucking tard.
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Old 10-08-2007, 10:27 PM
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Old 10-08-2007, 10:31 PM
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yeah seriously, criss angel is a fucking twat. wearing his sister's makeup and changing his surname so people wouldn't realise he was greek (a la jennifer anistonopolous)
and jesus, he just acts like a fucking tard.
Totally. I guess that's just what you have to do to get noticed as a professional magician. I mean, how many guys are out there acting like normal people that are "street magicians" who don't get their own show?

Yeah. Guy's a fruitcake.



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Old 10-08-2007, 10:36 PM
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Apparently he changed his surname from Linehan :/
oh blah blah I didn't spell his name right, his show sucks who cares!!



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Old 10-08-2007, 10:39 PM
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Totally. I guess that's just what you have to do to get noticed as a professional magician. I mean, how many guys are out there acting like normal people that are "street magicians" who don't get their own show?

Yeah. Guy's a fruitcake.

MINDFREEAAAKK!

oh yeah, and on his tv show (yes i have watched it because it's on late at night) he has this band that play industrial metal or something, and he's the singer. but all he does is yell MINDFREEEAAAAKK.
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Old 10-09-2007, 06:46 PM
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MIIINNNDFREEEAAAAKKK
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Old 10-09-2007, 06:56 PM
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LEEEEEEAVE CRISS ANGEL ALOOOOOONE!!!!!!

i'd do him, AND david blaine, AND penn & teller!

but nobody tops this magician!!! <3 (if anyone has wicked magical fingers, it's my guy! )
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Old 10-10-2007, 10:13 AM
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hahahaha. that's the BEST! if i had to chose, i'd chose the mysterious stranger you just posted.

just for the record. all you guys that are afraid of the whole make up thing.... most girls i know think men with makeup is HOT. HOTTTTT i tell ya!
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Old 10-10-2007, 10:17 AM
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aiqkDm9UoKo

seth green is so hott with the makeup.
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Old 10-10-2007, 10:58 AM
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jason and adrien...sorry owen, I only want you for your body.






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Old 10-10-2007, 02:21 PM
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Oh god ditto on Schwartzman. He even has a super Jewy last name. How can I not love him?



OMG THIS PICTURE IS RIDICULOUS HE IS SO HOT



I also quite enjoy David Krumholtz



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Old 10-10-2007, 02:42 PM
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Oh god ditto on Schwartzman. He even has a super Jewy last name. How can I not love him?



OMG THIS PICTURE IS RIDICULOUS HE IS SO HOT




his momma is...Talia Shire


which also makes him the nephew of Francis Ford Coppola and the cousin of Nick Cage and Sofia coppola.

ummmm hummmm.

I like his little mole/birthmark thingy.



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Old 10-10-2007, 03:02 PM
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totally beat me to posting it, haha.

I think what got me when he was explaining why he had tape on his fingers.



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Old 10-10-2007, 09:24 PM
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his momma is...Talia Shire


which also makes him the nephew of Francis Ford Coppola and the cousin of Nick Cage and Sofia coppola.

ummmm hummmm.

I like his little mole/birthmark thingy.
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Old 10-10-2007, 09:26 PM
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Ive just now come to the realization that my boyfriend looks exactly like jason schwartman
like sweet jesus
except his eyebrows arent as over-groomed
I always likened him to fabrizio moretti/albert hammond jr
but I think it was the curly vs. straight hair that threw me off this undeniable similarity before.



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Old 10-11-2007, 05:26 AM
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I don't like the IT Crowd. There's too much shouting.

Example:

BLACK GUY: Hi, guys, there's a very funny story I have to tell you both which goes a little something like thi...

WOMAN: WHAT IS THIS FUNNY STORY THAT YOU WANT TO TELL US ABOUT? OH DO TELL!

IRISH GUY: WHAT WAS THAT?! I COULDN'T HEAR YOU BECAUSE THE WOMAN WAS SHOUTING! GOD I LOVE SHOUTING!

WOMAN: I WAS NOT SHOUTING!

IRISH GUY: YES YOU WERE!

WOMAN: OH, MAYBE I WAS, SORRY. ANYWAY, WHAT WAS THIS FUNNY STORY YOU WANTED TO TEL... *switches off*


It's like being back at school and doing drama class and there's that one kid who thought they were great and would literally scream all their lines and prance around and go "look at me, look at me!" until you felt like introducing their face to a prop sword.

If I want a headache, I will hit myself in the face with a prop sword, thankyou.

:/
true, it ranks about 3745th on my best pom shows ever, but still, it's better than any shitty yank comedy that's out atm
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Old 10-11-2007, 05:34 AM
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Isn't there an american version of the IT crowd? Just thinking about that makes me explode with nausea.
I think there should be a special Comic Relief/Red Nose Day where stars of british comedies show the world what happens if yanks interfere.
Craig Charles would look in the camera, angry, and tell us:

"Make sure things like this will never happen again..."
*shows clip of american Red Dwarf, leaving Craig rather upset*
"Shocking, isn't it. But you can help. Text YANK NO to 666, to make a donation and get rid of these smegheads."
LOL

poor old Craig Bierko, he turned down the role of one of the main characters in friends to play Lister in the american version of red dwarf. poor bastard/dumb cunt. US version of a UK show = receipe for disaster

mind you, that being said, the UK version of Whose Line is it Anyway is a piece of shit compared to the US version

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