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Old 03-11-2008, 01:02 PM
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erm, I'm going to be REALLY embarrassed if he were to end up seeing this but well that's the risk I'm going to take.

I'm going out to dinner with this man tonight. It will be the fourth time we've hung out and the second time we've had dinner.




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Old 03-11-2008, 01:04 PM
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Nice! Good luck to you, looks promising.



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Old 03-11-2008, 01:04 PM
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he's CUTE! goooood LUCK!



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Old 03-11-2008, 01:09 PM
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i just love guys with dark brows.



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Old 03-11-2008, 01:27 PM
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uno mas




he has one of the best voices ever too. I have a thing for good voices (i.e. Mike Rowe)

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Old 03-11-2008, 01:37 PM
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No need for the groceries then



well, that's just awesome then

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Old 03-11-2008, 01:46 PM
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the man isn't going to feed me every night!

and yes, I realize that I just opened myself up to jokes. whatever.



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Old 03-11-2008, 03:19 PM
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Old 03-11-2008, 04:19 PM
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she is one hell of a proper whore
Talking strictly physical here, not taking into account her being dumb, trash, a whore, whatever, She's got all the physical features of my perfect woman.

Dark features, pouty lips, great rack, slammin' ass.
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Old 03-11-2008, 04:50 PM
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but when you look like that, those other things are a non issue!
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Old 03-11-2008, 04:54 PM
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and that dude behind her definitely agrees about that ass
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Old 03-11-2008, 05:14 PM
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can you imagine what its like to be the girl walking next to Kim Kardashian? I'd start making faces or pick my nose or something cuz you know aint nobody looking at you.



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Old 03-11-2008, 05:18 PM
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if you were to beat the bitch with an ungly stick it wouldn't do you any good. you'd have to lock her in a log cabin and set that shit on fire.
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Old 03-12-2008, 12:25 PM
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can you imagine what its like to be the girl walking next to Kim Kardashian? I'd start making faces or pick my nose or something cuz you know aint nobody looking at you.
yeah I think I'd just wear a trashbag, shave my head and spit constantly.


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Old 03-12-2008, 12:31 PM
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you know...i would probably wait for her to finish that haircut-look at what britney did
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p.s. the man I posted got me flowers last night
oh YAY! he liiikeeessss youuuuuuu!



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Old 03-12-2008, 12:47 PM
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Or maybe he doesn't like flowers, so he wants to get rid of them.



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Old 03-12-2008, 01:59 PM
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Maybe just because I didn't like her character on That 70's Show, I didn't realize Mila Kunis is pretty hot...



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Old 03-12-2008, 02:07 PM
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oh YAY! he liiikeeessss youuuuuuu!
yes
he's a gentleman, but not so much that he's boring. old fashioned but not so much that it's annoying or suffocating.

and what sucks is that I have a huge fear of commitment. Not that it's been discussed at this point, but it seems that, considering his gentleman/old fashioned nature that it would steer that way and I'm scared of that c-word.

I have problems.



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Old 03-12-2008, 02:18 PM
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Oh for God's sake relax.

Try not to over-think this.
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Old 03-12-2008, 02:53 PM
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see I'd try that but I have a two year streak of men wanting a commitment and I've been unwilling and it's caused lots of, ruckus.

hence, my fear.



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Old 03-12-2008, 03:03 PM
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see I'd try that but I have a two year streak of men wanting a commitment and I've been unwilling and it's caused lots of, ruckus.

hence, my fear.
wait a minute...you've got guys after you who WANT a commitment? Hunny, you do know most women are having the exact opposite problem? LOL. I think I know more than a few ladies that will take your left overs if you don't want em.

but A-z is right..you gotta relax. fuck fear. don't over think it. you'll miss all the joy.



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aye carumba! my mate recently mentioned he had been watching this show - i had no idea why until now



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Old 03-12-2008, 03:09 PM
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cookie: I think it's the syndrome of wanting what you cannot have when they've wanted commitment of some form.

I'll try not to over think it. And I'll be sure to discuss where I'm at right now. But! It still makes me nervous because I don't want that to mean he goes away haha. In the end, I'll go with the flow.



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Old 03-12-2008, 06:25 PM
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Everyone shut the hell up. Real life crushes ruin this thread.

GET TO POSTING CELEBRITY INFATUATIONS, ASSHOLES.



Ben from Make Me a Supermodel on Bravo. I think that show is actually quite retarded. I really only watch it so I can look at him.



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Old 03-12-2008, 06:41 PM
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Everyone shut the hell up. Real life crushes ruin this thread.

GET TO POSTING CELEBRITY INFATUATIONS, ASSHOLES.
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I like Sam Rockwell




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Old 03-12-2008, 06:42 PM
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Old 03-12-2008, 06:49 PM
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hi. pls do me.



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Old 03-13-2008, 01:56 AM
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shed be ten times hotter if she had a ukrainian accent instead of the stupid fucking voice she has
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Old 03-13-2008, 05:32 AM
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her breasts look quite.. computerised there in that first picture.

kim kardashian is very beautiful. but have you seen her sisters? one looks unfortunately like that wrestler chyna, so, you know.. she lucked out on her particular features when she was popped out.

this is going to sound like a ridiculous question, but i'm trusting you've seen her sex tape turd, yes?



she's a pearl of a girl, i guess that's what you might say

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