I have a crush. - Page 66

Dorothy Wood · #**1951** 03-22-2009, 11:45 PM

olive jews.

DipDipDive · #**1952** 03-23-2009, 12:14 AM

I never thought I'd say this considering his role as Anton Chigurh literally resulted in turds in my pants, but Javier Bardem is sex.

HEIRESS · #**1953** 03-23-2009, 10:01 AM

Nuzzolese · #**1954** 03-23-2009, 10:39 AM

Do you girls fear physically attractive men? Do you resist having even a secret, unrequited crush on them because you're afraid that your subconscious itself has such low self esteem that they would reject you even in your own imagination? Do you think good looks are too cliche? Is it tiring trying to come up with clever alternatives to "he's hot?" I see that the whole talking-like-a-foreign-child is working for you now but aren't you worried that it will become another cliche soon? What are your plans?

mickill · #**1955** 03-23-2009, 11:39 AM

Dorothy Wood · #**1956** 03-23-2009, 12:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Nuzzolese

Do you girls fear physically attractive men? Do you resist having even a secret, unrequited crush on them because you're afraid that your subconscious itself has such low self esteem that they would reject you even in your own imagination? Do you think good looks are too cliche? Is it tiring trying to come up with clever alternatives to "he's hot?" I see that the whole talking-like-a-foreign-child is working for you now but aren't you worried that it will become another cliche soon? What are your plans?

wait, are you saying the girls' crushes in here aren't handsome enough?

what's the foreign child thing?

in answer to your questions, no, I don't fear physically attractive men, and no, my subconscious self is totally arrogant and would totally bang this dude:

but I've also been in love with Seth Rogen since Freaks and Geeks. seriously, when he started dating that chick that turned out to be a hermaphrodite, I was like, "you gotta be kidding me, I'm cuter than that mess!" Then I had to remind myself that it was just a television show.

and Jason Segel, I've loved since I saw him in SLC Punk.

I do not find jonah hill attractive, he is pretty gross in real life.

and paul rudd is darling! a little short and squatty, but quite appealing.

Nuzzolese · #**1957** 03-23-2009, 12:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Dorothy Wood

wait, are you saying the girls' crushes in here aren't handsome enough?

what's the foreign child thing?

in answer to your questions, no, I don't fear physically attractive men, and no, my subconscious self is totally arrogant and would totally bang this dude:

but I've also been in love with Seth Rogen since Freaks and Geeks. seriously, when he started dating that chick that turned out to be a hermaphrodite, I was like, "you gotta be kidding me, I'm cuter than that mess!" Then I had to remind myself that it was just a television show.

and Jason Segel, I've loved since I saw him in SLC Punk.

I do not find jonah hill attractive, he is pretty gross in real life.

and paul rudd is darling! a little short and squatty, but quite appealing.

Well, you may love them for any reasons, I was just wondering if you also liked attractive men, too, which I see that you do.

Paul Rudd is precious, not squatty!

I think foreign children might say things like "I want him to lie on top of me" or "I made turds in my pants" or "I would touch them sexually." Although I think this child might need some counselling.

Nuzzolese · #**1958** 03-23-2009, 12:40 PM

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Originally Posted by mickill

A crush can be a great opportunity to feel good about yourself.

Dorothy Wood · #**1959** 03-23-2009, 01:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Nuzzolese

Well, you may love them for any reasons, I was just wondering if you also liked attractive men, too, which I see that you do.

Paul Rudd is precious, not squatty!

I think foreign children might say things like "I want him to lie on top of me" or "I made turds in my pants" or "I would touch them sexually." Although I think this child might need some counselling.

Paul Rudd has short limbs and a big butt. it's true!

I can only speak for myself about the lying on top of me thing, I like it when dudes lie on me. so, I wasn't speaking with affectation, I was being forthright. I would like demetri martin to lie on top of me. he is very handsome, has a cute figure and lovely skin.

I think attractiveness is subjective. I've never really been into pretty boys, Brad Pitt types never really did it for me. I usually like bulkier guys, but skinny men are cute too. I tend to go for more pronounced features too.

I dunno, here's one of my first crushes:

I clung to my Nicolas Cage crush as long as his real hair clung to his head.

Nuzzolese · #**1960** 03-23-2009, 01:46 PM

I think my first crush was the actor who played Johnny Tremain in the Disney Movie, Johnny Tremain. Next came The Outsiders. It could have been called Hotsiders. I guess I liked those bad boys, those rebels, fighting against redcoats and soces.

mickill · #**1961** 03-23-2009, 02:48 PM

I want to have America Ferrera to be inside me.

HEIRESS · #**1962** 03-23-2009, 02:58 PM

my parent's friends have 2 sons who are paul rudd look-alikes. they are about the same age as him too. I had the hugest crushes on them when I was a wee kiddie.

it was a combination of love for their looks and fear of them because they both had bedrooms plastered in heavy metal posters and i was afraid to even peek my nose their rooms when I walked past them as a kid.

I am a fan of Paul Rudd's shortness btw.

Nuzzolese · #**1963** 03-23-2009, 03:13 PM

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Originally Posted by mickill

I want to have America Ferrera to be inside me.

beastieangel01 · #**1964** 03-23-2009, 05:10 PM

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Originally Posted by mickill

this is why I tend to only wear dark tops. I think our heritage makes sure the sweating faucet is always on

Dorothy Wood · #**1965** 03-23-2009, 05:20 PM

I dunno, I know a couple of kids of eastern european descent who sweat a whole lot.

and it's kinda hard not to get pitter stains when you're wearing silk. which is what that looks like.

DipDipDive · #**1966** 03-23-2009, 08:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Nuzzolese

Do you girls fear physically attractive men? Do you resist having even a secret, unrequited crush on them because you're afraid that your subconscious itself has such low self esteem that they would reject you even in your own imagination? Do you think good looks are too cliche? Is it tiring trying to come up with clever alternatives to "he's hot?" I see that the whole talking-like-a-foreign-child is working for you now but aren't you worried that it will become another cliche soon? What are your plans?

That's how I talk in real life and I'm not foreign, nor a child.

Who I find good looking has nothing to do with having low self esteem or fearing cliches. Why on earth would someone consciously decide to find a person attractive just because he's not conventionally good looking? I never deny my own internal wiring, not when it comes to physical attraction or anything else. I genuinely find all the people I've posted in here attractive and my self esteem is high enough to know that they'd come back running after I got my hands on 'em. Boom, snap, etc.

I'm also naturally pretty creative with my diction. I saw a cute Indian boy at a show the other night and said, "I'd like to sop him up with a piece of naan and EAT HIM RIGHT UP!" to a friend of mine. It came flying out of my mouth with little to no thought, so no, it's not at all tiring coming up with alternatives to "he's hot."

I've never analyzed my celebrity crushes as much as I have in the past few minutes while typing out this reply. And thank jesus. If I did, it wouldn't be nearly as much fun to have them.

Moving on...

I'm not particularly fond of The Strokes, and I have confirmation from a friend that he is a cokehead and a complete fucking idiot, but oh well. I enjoy looking at his pictures on the internet.

DipDipDive · #**1967** 03-23-2009, 08:23 PM

Dear god...

Lyman Zerga · #**1968** 03-23-2009, 08:26 PM

i dont think finding someone good looking means that you have a crush on that person, it's just eye candy

HEIRESS · #**1969** 03-23-2009, 08:36 PM

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Originally Posted by DipDipDive

Dear god...

yep. yep. yep.
I think i've posted pictures of him pages and pages ago.

what can I say, I got a think for the italianos:

DipDipDive · #**1970** 03-23-2009, 08:46 PM

^ DAS A SPICY MEAT-AH-BALL!!!!!!

My lifelong crush on Jimmy Stewart has recently spiraled completely out of control and has sort of taken over my life...

What a freakin' dreamboat, man. Jeez louise.

Dorothy Wood · #**1971** 03-23-2009, 09:05 PM

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Originally Posted by DipDipDive

I'm also naturally pretty creative with my diction. I saw a cute Indian boy at a show the other night and said, "I'd like to sop him up with a piece of naan and EAT HIM RIGHT UP!" to a friend of mine. It came flying out of my mouth with little to no thought, so no, it's not at all tiring coming up with alternatives to "he's hot."

I wish I would have thought of that to say to myself when I saw a hot indian boy on the bus the other day. his arm was in a sling and he was dressed like a 1960's businessman. rarr.

anyway, thought I'd add this italian:

he's a friend of a friend. it's probably pretty creepy of me to post his picture. oh well.

HEIRESS · #**1972** 03-23-2009, 10:26 PM

^ A wop bop a loo bop a lop bam damn he hot.

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Originally Posted by DipDipDive

^ DAS A SPICY MEAT-AH-BALL!!!!!!

My lifelong crush on Jimmy Stewart has recently spiraled completely out of control and has sort of taken over my life...

What a freakin' dreamboat, man. Jeez louise.

I could trace the outline of jimmy's lips with my finger all night long and not get bored.

Bob · #**1973** 03-23-2009, 10:34 PM

i can't remember the name of it, but i like the old jimmy stewart movie where he played a german youth during the rise of the nazis. he was supposed to be german but they didn't even try to give him an accent, he was just kind of like "aw, well uh geez guys, i dunno about this here hitler fella"

meanwhile nazis were throwing professors in jail and i think maybe there was something about thumbscrews, but i could just be remembering it wrong. i think it turned into an action movie at some point

anyway i have a crush on the nazi jimmy stewart

checkyourprez · #**1974** 03-23-2009, 10:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Nuzzolese

Do you girls fear physically attractive men? Do you resist having even a secret, unrequited crush on them because you're afraid that your subconscious itself has such low self esteem that they would reject you even in your own imagination? Do you think good looks are too cliche? Is it tiring trying to come up with clever alternatives to "he's hot?" I see that the whole talking-like-a-foreign-child is working for you now but aren't you worried that it will become another cliche soon? What are your plans?

(no homo)

DandyFop · #**1975** 03-24-2009, 12:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Dorothy Wood

he's a friend of a friend. it's probably pretty creepy of me to post his picture. oh well.

reminds me of:

paul jones · #**1976** 03-24-2009, 03:00 AM

one day my fair princess will be mine

Caribou · #**1977** 03-24-2009, 12:30 PM

Freebasser · #**1978** 03-24-2009, 04:22 PM

^ Man's a genius

Echewta · #**1979** 03-24-2009, 11:36 PM

Caribou · #**1980** 03-25-2009, 06:26 AM

^ That's disturbing. :s

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Originally Posted by Freebasser

^ Man's a genius

I know! I've been reading his Screenburn and Dawn of The Dumb books, and have watched every episode of screenwipe and it's made me fucking love him.
He does have the face of a paedophile walruss, but I don't care.
<3

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