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Old 02-08-2008, 06:22 PM
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Old 02-11-2008, 02:40 AM
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Old 02-11-2008, 11:20 PM
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Old 02-12-2008, 04:21 PM
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bill simmons pointed this one out:



she's not a big kahuna
wish i met her sooner
instead I met her later
my love was much greater

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Old 02-12-2008, 04:43 PM
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Can you point the point out to us non-playas...


So This Is What I've Got To Say To You All
Be True To Yourself And You Will Never Fall

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Old 02-12-2008, 07:01 PM
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yes i too would like to know the point


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amongst the azalea bushes.

the wind cuts through the brush like a pencil-dick.
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Old 02-12-2008, 08:32 PM
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If your world was all black and if your world was all white
Then you wouldn't get much color out of life now right

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Old 02-12-2008, 09:14 PM
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Old 02-13-2008, 01:35 AM
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Can you point the point out to us non-playas...
basically the pats were on thier way to a perfect season (and breaking what is thought to be an unbreakable record in american football) until they lost the most important game of the season - the super bowl. The game before that one they won and became afc champs. They were hyped up to be the greatest team in history and all they had to do was win one game. They didnt. its like gloating that u came in second place when the whole world expected u to finish in first with bolts of lightning while making history. And the Patriots franchise is SELLING MEMORABILIA of this colossal failure.


she's not a big kahuna
wish i met her sooner
instead I met her later
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Old 02-14-2008, 10:23 AM
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http://www.lolcatbible.com/index.php?title=Main_Page


the entire bible translated into kitty pidgin (the language of lolcats)

a sample from Genisis Chap 1
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1 Oh hai. In teh beginnin Ceiling Cat maded teh skiez An da Urfs, but he did not eated dem.
2 Da Urfs no had shapez An haded dark face, An Ceiling Cat rode invisible bike over teh waterz.
3 At start, no has lyte. An Ceiling Cat sayz, i can haz lite? An lite wuz.4 An Ceiling Cat sawed teh lite, to seez stuffs, An splitted teh lite from dark but taht wuz ok cuz kittehs can see in teh dark An not tripz over nethin.5 An Ceiling Cat sayed light Day An dark no Day. It were FURST!!!1
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Old 02-14-2008, 10:32 AM
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^I'm not a massively huge lolcat admirer, but thats pretty damn funny


The bingo the lotto you know I'll never win those

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Old 02-14-2008, 10:34 AM
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That's not how it happened at all.


Has anyone in this family ever even seen a chicken?

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Old 02-14-2008, 04:24 PM
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Heretic!


The bingo the lotto you know I'll never win those

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Old 02-14-2008, 06:53 PM
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Bonerbonerbonerbonerbonerdickdickboner

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Old 02-15-2008, 05:28 PM
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Is she tug-job fodder for your average 22 year old? No, probably not, but so what?

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Old 02-15-2008, 05:33 PM
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Old 02-16-2008, 02:45 AM
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whats that from, bob?


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What I find weird is when big burly men (usually from Yorkshire) call other men "love". Most of the time they don't even remember to say "no homo", it's like WTF?!?/?

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Old 02-16-2008, 04:23 AM
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I know I'm not a Bob, but Barb is close.

it's from Mr. Show...I ain't afraid of no roller coaster!


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Old 02-16-2008, 01:07 PM
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I know I'm not a Bob, but Barb is close.

it's from Mr. Show...I ain't afraid of no roller coaster!
"rolly coaster"
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Old 02-16-2008, 03:51 PM
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I know I'm not a Bob, but Barb is close.
Borb?


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Old 02-16-2008, 06:13 PM
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Borg?


TurdBerglar: no one says fanny pack

Bob: i call it a minge sack

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Old 02-16-2008, 06:18 PM
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mr shoe with borb and darvid
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Old 02-19-2008, 04:11 PM
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I've never been nor do I ever want to go to a party where dude takes his shirt off.
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I'm known to compliment a nice beard and I definitely have boobs and a vagina.

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Old 02-19-2008, 04:50 PM
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Bum!


TurdBerglar: no one says fanny pack

Bob: i call it a minge sack

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Old 02-19-2008, 04:57 PM
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Awesome fucking Welles!


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Old 02-19-2008, 06:37 PM
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Awesome fucking Welles!
lolz I think it's "Orson fucking Wells" ala "Michael fucking Jackson" but I could be wrong



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lolz I think it's "Orson fucking Wells" ala "Michael fucking Jackson" but I could be wrong
I thought the joke was that instead of Orson he said awesome. Which makes more sense to me than just saying a random name.
And it also says Awesome in the subtitles of the DVD.


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Old 02-20-2008, 10:48 PM
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Just because you have one doesn't mean you have to be one

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