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Old 01-07-2007, 10:49 AM
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well, that's just awesome then

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Ahahahahaha...

More genius:
December 10, 2006 — Police and firefighters yesterday rescued a Long Island man who had been trapped in his bedroom for four days after piling up a 7-foot-high mountain made up of bags of his own feces, jars of urine and other debris.

An officer responded to Charles Ruoff’s dilapidated home in Centerport around 3:30 a.m. after receiving an anonymous 911 call asking police to check up on the 64-year-old veteran who hadn’t been seen in days. As he explored the house, the cop heard Ruoff calling weakly from a second-floor bedroom where he had walled himself in with a mountain of his own filth. He said he had been trapped since Tuesday…


Chaotic neutral means never having to say you're sorry.

The two hobbies of the Palatinate are drinking and women. Most of them die on top of a woman, drunk.

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I've never been nor do I ever want to go to a party where dude takes his shirt off.
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I'm known to compliment a nice beard and I definitely have boobs and a vagina.

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Old 01-10-2007, 08:35 PM
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I've never been nor do I ever want to go to a party where dude takes his shirt off.
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I'm known to compliment a nice beard and I definitely have boobs and a vagina.

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Old 01-11-2007, 04:28 AM
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Chaotic neutral means never having to say you're sorry.

The two hobbies of the Palatinate are drinking and women. Most of them die on top of a woman, drunk.

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^hahahaha!

i know chuck norris is old news but i still lol'd...



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was the summer that i spent..."

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Old 01-12-2007, 05:03 AM
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I think I know that guy.


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Old 01-12-2007, 05:15 PM
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Scramble


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...is watching the live feed, waiting for the first Chilean miner to reach the surface, wild-eyed and consumed by bloodthirst, as the rescue team unknowingly brings the zombie virus- and it's first 34 carriers- to an unsuspecting world.

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Old 01-13-2007, 02:41 PM
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^^ Well i walked right into that last one didn't i?






Did you come on your chopper?

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Old 01-13-2007, 08:16 PM
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AH-HA! it only kept me busy for 39 seconds! in your face, bitches!


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You haven't lived until you've been pounded up against a flaming trash can.

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^^^ How can anyone top that?





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Be True To Yourself And You Will Never Fall

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So This Is What I've Got To Say To You All
Be True To Yourself And You Will Never Fall

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You haven't lived until you've been pounded up against a flaming trash can.

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I've never been nor do I ever want to go to a party where dude takes his shirt off.
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I'm known to compliment a nice beard and I definitely have boobs and a vagina.

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Old 01-16-2007, 01:56 PM
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Chaotic neutral means never having to say you're sorry.

The two hobbies of the Palatinate are drinking and women. Most of them die on top of a woman, drunk.

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Old 01-17-2007, 12:28 PM
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BAHAHAHAHA!

I don't know why but, that really, REALLY amuses me.


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Old 01-17-2007, 05:46 PM
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I think he likes you.


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Old 01-18-2007, 01:48 PM
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that's tru hardcore
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Old 01-19-2007, 03:58 AM
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Chaotic neutral means never having to say you're sorry.

The two hobbies of the Palatinate are drinking and women. Most of them die on top of a woman, drunk.

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Old 01-19-2007, 10:27 AM
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I saw that on the discovery channel a while back. He was in the making of it. He had a few complications and ended up bailing a few times while riding it.


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Old 01-19-2007, 10:37 AM
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I saw that on the discovery channel a while back. He was in the making of it. He had a few complications and ended up bailing a few times while riding it.
According to the shadow on his face, he propably a perfect view on the road!
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Old 01-19-2007, 06:24 PM
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Looks like the "It" from that South Park episode.


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