Top 245 Star Wars Lines Improved by Replacing a Word With "Pants"

[icy manipulator]

american pants. english trousers. not knickers, undies, whatever

[Otis Driftwood]

Originally Posted by icy manipulator

american pants. english trousers. not knickers, undies, whatever

Figures, 'cause the fat ass americans will probably do a lot of panting to get their fat asses into their pants...

[abcdefz]

From Grammatica:

Originally Posted by Grammattica

...a Christian doctor was condemned to death by the Romans in the 3rd century for aiding the poor. He was to be beheaded but survived the six attempts to take his life. Later the Church canonized him, giving him the name "Saint Pantaleone". Pan is Greek for "all" and leo is the Latin word for "lion". He was given this title to recognize his strength and courage. In time he became the patron saint of physicians. Looking for such courage and strength in their sons, numerous boys were christened with his name.

Where did "pants" come into this picture? In ca. 800 CE, in comic drama according to Robert Hendrickson in his book Facts on File: An Encyclopedia of Word and Phrase Origins, the fool in a comic production was called Panteleon ("all lion"). In time this changed to Pantaloon. The actor was dressed in breeches that were tight below the knee but which bloused out in a full puffy fashion from the waist to the knee.

In the 18th century the costume became one worn by many men. The famous portrait by Hyacinthe Rigaud found in the Louvre shows Louis XIV in a regal pose, showing off his legs in a "Pantaloon" costume. The term was shortened to "pants" in the 1840s. The term pantaloons continued to be used when referring to the undergarment worn by women under hoop skirts in the same period.

Sometimes the Roman connected is far removed and indeed very odd. If you come across any similar tales, please share them.

[na§tee]

i made a thread called "fun with the word 'penis'" back in the day where we did much the same thing but with movies and the word penis. it was quite successful. i have it on my c.v.

my favourite is cat on a hot tin penis.

[abcdefz]

Originally Posted by na§tee

my favourite is cat on a hot tin penis.

....there's a restaurant near me that serves this. Haven't tried it yet, though.

[Otis Driftwood]

Charlie and the Chocolate Penis
Penii of the Caribean
Happy Penii
Penisless in Seattle

[abcdefz]

Penis Fair
Guess Who's Coming to Penis?
Hail the Conquering Penis
Shadow of a Penis
All About Penis

[jackrock]

Originally Posted by na§tee

i made a thread called "fun with the word 'penis'" back in the day where we did much the same thing but with movies and the word penis. it was quite successful. i have it on my c.v.

my favourite is cat on a hot tin penis.

Actually it was BONER, but it's all good.

Eit: AHAH, just after reading this thread I IMDb'd a movie, and accidentally put "Penis" in the title.

[abcdefz]

The Penis Whisperer
Vanilla Penis
The Scarlet Penis
It's a Wonderful Penis

[beastieangel01]

Originally Posted by Tzar

yeah the first one was enough for me

pretty much. good times, good times.

[jackrock]

PenisAngel01
abcdefpee
cpenis rhyme
Otis PenisWood
Peni§
Penis Manipulator
Loppenis

[na§tee]

Originally Posted by jackrock

Actually it was BONER, but it's all good.

nope. it was definitely penis. i never say boner.

lolz @ the efforts i went to prove you wrong

[skra75]

every time I see the words "Star Wars" I think of Admiral Akbar and then I lololololololol

[HEIRESS]

this one is pure perfection

#77 Put Captain Solo in the cargo pants

[Lex Diamonds]

Originally Posted by DandyFop

That blast came from the pants! That thing's operational!

lmao

[DandyFop]

I was excited that my thread was well-recieved untill I saw that it was mostly Cmute gheying it up.

[Lex Diamonds]

Yeah, he's pretty gay like that.