I'm going to become a lesbian.

[B4BY 4NN]

... even though I despise of women just as much as men.

-I have a 31 year old "friend" who's now aiming toward girls 17 years and under -- one of them having 7 siblings and a mother who's a crackwhore. What pisses me off about that is he'll go and criticize potential pedophiles, yet, won't admit to being one himself; -AND- lately, doesn't want to "hang" with me since he's too busy chillaxing at 3am in a Dunkin' Donuts with his new-found love.

-My ex sends me letters from prison, which makes me feel extremely white trash (ALSO likes "jailbait").

In all, I'm just tired of the men I meet or befriend who end up liking me, but in the end go for girls of illegal stance (for dating) once I've reached my prime (meaning LEGAL).


So.. I guess this task will be rather difficult considering I HATE clams. Ha.

And I took one of those blood pressure tests at the drug store last night. It read really HIGH. Oh noes. Now what?