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Old 08-14-2007, 01:49 PM
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Default Do women masturbate to Playgirl?

It seems to be a popular discussion at work today. A lot of women here refuse to admit that women use Playgirl and the like for masturbation purposes. I mean, if not, then what's the purpose? I figured I could get a straight answer here.



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Old 08-14-2007, 02:19 PM
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I'm sure some do, but I've never met anyone that admitted to it, and I'm sure the people I talked to about it were telling the truth since they are pretty open. I think most people that own a Playgirl got it as a gag gift or something like that.
Or its a bi/gay dude that most likely does spackle the pages.

Don't most women tend to rock the little man in the boat about past experiences and not pictures?



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Old 08-14-2007, 02:22 PM
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Yeah, I'm pretty sure people only ever buy playgirl as a joke. These women, do they deny masturbation, or just masturbation to playgirl? If they say they don't masturebate they're clearly lying. If they're just saying no to playgirl, I believe them.



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Old 08-14-2007, 02:35 PM
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Oh, admitting masturbation isn't the issue. It's masturbation to Playgirl. Okay, point taken. I mostly thought women get off to past encounters, too, but I'm looking for that small dirty percentage. So the whole Playgirl mag franchise is based around gag gifts and lonely gay dudes? Come on, there can't be that many gags goin around to keep it afloat and you have to be a pretty sorry excuse for a gay guy if you can't find another gay dude to get with and resort to mag wankin. Gay dudes are like jack rabbits. I work with a few and all they talk about is sex.



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I read Playgirl strictly for the articles and man ass.



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I've only gotten playgirl for gag gifts. the last time I tried to get it, I couldn't find it anywhere. I finally found it at a weird adult shop, but they only had a two-pack of outdated issues.

the pictures are pretty gross. they seem more suited for gay guys than women. once I saw a good-looking hockey player in one...but generally they are pretty cringe-worthy.

I mean, there are some women who like beefy greasy men I guess...I just don't know any.



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Old 08-14-2007, 02:43 PM
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Maybe you should make this a poll?
Nah, I'm at work and already feel uncomfortable with the time I put into this thread.



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Old 08-14-2007, 06:49 PM
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Old 08-14-2007, 03:15 PM
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I don't think I'd masturbate to playgirl. Just doesn't seem like something I'd get turned on by. I'm actually more turned on by a good looking face, and then personality aspects.

BUT
actual porn, you know, movies. Movement. That helps sometimes. Provided the guy is good looking. And the girl too, actually. Otherwise it ruins it because I sit there thinking to myself "god why would someone sleep with that."

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Old 08-14-2007, 03:23 PM
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I think a better question is "Do women masturbate WITH a Playgirl?". Like roll it up and shove it up.



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Old 08-14-2007, 03:28 PM
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Come on, girls!! Don't lie!!!



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Old 08-14-2007, 03:59 PM
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do it have girls in those mags too? cos i think i could only do it if it had dick-in-vag pics
That's a good question. I'm not sure. But it's pretty hot that you might possibly have a go with it given those circumstances.



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Old 08-14-2007, 04:09 PM
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Why still photos of the bang train? I mean, all you need really is the internet. =/
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Old 08-14-2007, 04:11 PM
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I think girls masturbate to stuff like marriage, new upholstery, and kitchenware.



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