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Old 04-05-2006, 04:32 PM
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Old 04-05-2006, 04:33 PM
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Let me be the first to say "Yay" a thread all about Ava!
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Old 04-05-2006, 04:33 PM
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your photos are always framed so nicely. and your family is gorgeous.



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Old 04-05-2006, 04:35 PM
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Ha! I beat cosmo by a whisker!

Why does Ava like playing with mom, but not dad?
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Old 04-05-2006, 04:38 PM
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grrrrrrrr.

because he makes her wear suggestive shirts.



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Old 04-05-2006, 04:42 PM
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Ava does like playing with me. It's just, I frame the pictures better, as cosmo already mentioned. So I'm, like, in charge of pictures and stuff....while Jenny plays with her...nahumsayin?



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Old 04-05-2006, 04:46 PM
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I feel like these pics make me way more happy than they should.



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Old 04-05-2006, 04:51 PM
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I feel like these pics make me way more happy than they should.

agreed!!

except the fourth one... she looks kinda upset in that one
hmmmmmm...it's probably her nap time... i get pretty cranky when i don't get my nap time...just wanna snuggle up with me blanky and my teddy bear...nite-nite!!

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Old 04-05-2006, 05:41 PM
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pahahaha someone make a caption contest for this.

i can't think of something so i'm asking y'all.



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Old 04-05-2006, 05:52 PM
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^ that one is my favouritest! is that you holding her, mickill? hot side of face!
are you on flickr? i am. yes.
you have a muchos beautiful daughter and family. big love.
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Old 04-05-2006, 06:48 PM
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meerrr so cute



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Old 04-05-2006, 07:41 PM
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I thought this was a thread where people post pictures of bad parenting skills, and I was kind of convinced it was until about four pictures down. No offence, jus kidding.



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Old 04-06-2006, 03:23 AM
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I wish there was a heart icon in the list. I love these photos ^^^ in particular. That you spend time doing little things together is so cool.

Yesterday at the gym, two women/regulars were on the machines to my left and they were griping about the fact that their kids are home from school for two weeks and how awful that was for them (the parents).

I honest to God could have cried at the thoughts of parents dreading having that kind of time with their kids. So after maybe 10 minutes of it, I said something. Which I hate to do but I'm stressed anyway so fuck it.

They'll blink and it'll be over. It was like that for me it seemed even though I took off every day that my son had off from school and until he didn't want to spend that kind of time with me anymore, I spent that time with him hiking, going to the zoo, just doing stuff. No regrets.

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Old 04-06-2006, 09:40 AM
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mickilla...the last two are my favs. Does she always grab her ear when she cries? I used to babysit for a kid that did that all the time. The last one reminds me of the Beatles Album cover...you know which one. She is so beautiful you are so blessed.
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Old 04-06-2006, 10:57 AM
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Okay, let's fast forward 18 years. When Ava brings home a nice boy, Mike the Embarrassing Dad TM is going to whip out OMG Baby pictures!TM to show said nice boy. Ava isn't going to be bothered a bit, because these are all beautiful shots and are going to do the young lady of the future social justice. Nice one!
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Old 04-06-2006, 12:14 PM
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^ that one is my favouritest! is that you holding her, mickill? hot side of face!
are you on flickr? i am. yes.
you have a muchos beautiful daughter and family. big love.
that is all!
oh oh, what's your username on flickr? I'd like to add you



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Old 04-06-2006, 01:09 PM
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Is Ava walking at 11 months? Impressive. I have to whip my lil' punk ass boy into shape. I won't be bested by no damn Cambodians.



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Old 04-06-2006, 01:25 PM
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"...your mother's in here, Karras! With ussssssssssss...."



Has anyone in this family ever even seen a chicken?

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Old 04-11-2006, 01:34 PM
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Is Ava walking at 11 months? Impressive. I have to whip my lil' punk ass boy into shape. I won't be bested by no damn Cambodians.
She started standing almost 2 months ago, but now she's walking like a pro. She also claps her hands when you say 'clap clap clap'. And she calls me 'dad'. Not 'dadadada' like before or 'daddy', just 'dad'. We have the exact same high chair, by the way.

Nata, she does grab her ear when she cries. I have no idea what that's about. I guess it's pretty universal.

You're such a sweet sarnie bastard, Clo.

I'm not on flickr, na§tee na§, but the other parts of my face are a little more visible in this one:





I was kinda hoping other parental types would contribute to the thread and post evidence of their ample paternal/maternal skillz, but that's fine. Guess it's just Skinny and I.



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Old 04-11-2006, 01:36 PM
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Mike's hot.



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Old 04-11-2006, 01:37 PM
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i want to know what skinny's kid was eating there. and by eating i mean smeared all over his face. at least he looks happy about it.


mike's not hot. he's smokin'!!!



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Old 04-11-2006, 01:41 PM
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I smell menage.



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Old 04-11-2006, 01:54 PM
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OhmygodOhmygod!! These pictures have me grinning from ear to ear. I had no idea I loved babies so much! They are freakin adorable little things! And the best part is, they don't even know what's going on! Not like they're stupid or something, they're just so cute because it's all they know. They don't even know how cute they're being, because they're just drinking or walking or laughing or something, and it's just how they do thiings. It's adorable without them even having to try.

Mike, your wife is the most beautiful woman I've ever seen in my life. And you look nice too.



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Old 04-11-2006, 01:54 PM
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Merv's hott.



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Old 04-11-2006, 02:01 PM
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pahahaha someone make a caption contest for this.

i can't think of something so i'm asking y'all.

As her father gently whispers into her ear "Do you see that man over there, Ava? He's your real father." She knows now that her entire life was a lie.



Fried cheese....with club sauce.
Popcorn shrimp.....with CLUB sauce.
Chicken fingers.......with spicy CLUB SAUCE.

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Old 04-11-2006, 02:03 PM
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nice fade mickilla.
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Old 04-11-2006, 02:23 PM
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How old do you think Ava will be when she realizes her parents are cooler and more attractive than all the other parents? I think about 9 at the latest but I can't really tell because I never realized that for myself.



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Old 04-11-2006, 02:26 PM
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Okay, now you're just blowing smoke, man. I don't think she'll realize anything of the sort.

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As her father gently whispers into her ear "Do you see that man over there, Ava? He's your real father." She knows now that her entire life was a lie.
All 11 months! Nothing but lies!

I don't even have a fade, Nata!



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Old 04-11-2006, 02:28 PM
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your chops are groomed impeccably. I dont think one hair is out of place.
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Old 04-11-2006, 03:31 PM
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from this angle, with those pants it looks like she has elephant feet (and I mean that in the best possible way)

tooooo cute


lovely photoz



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