BBMB Limericks/Poems

[Knuckles]

I'll start



I once knew a young man named Auton
Who’s underwear were not made of cotton
They were polyester
His crotch it did fester
And smells now of potatoes au gratin

[Rancid_Beasties]

There was once a man name knuckles
Who refused to wear belt-buckles
He'd just use old rope
His pants could not cope
Now everyone's seen his love muscle

[TonsOfFun]

There once was a guy call rancid_beasties
he paid to eat feces
the habit took him places that made red faces
the faces were mad
espeicailly his dad, who became really sad

...I can't do this....

[avignon]

There is a cute guy named synch
Today I told him I stink
He said "What the hell?
You just have a smell
And that's not the same, I think."

[synch]

Originally Posted by Knuckles

And smells now of potatoes au gratin

I had to read it three times to figure out how you pronounced it to make it rhyme

[synch]

Originally Posted by avignon

There is a cute guy named synch
Today I told him I stink
He said "What the hell?
You just have a smell
And that's not the same, I think."

True story that.

[Rancid_Beasties]

Originally Posted by TonsOfFun

There once was a guy call rancid_beasties
he paid to eat feces
the habit took him places that made red faces
the faces were mad
espeicailly his dad, who became really sad

...I can't do this....

Poor

Seriously man...a limerick is like the easiest thing ever, you just have to find two words that rhymes with the persons name, and any two other words that rhyme with each other and have some relevance to the first two lines. I mean you were doing ok up until "the faces were mad".... You shoulda said "and now hes banned from our species" or something.

[TonsOfFun]

Yeah, it wasn't good. Sorry. I just took the next name and started. But then I couldn't get past you eating feces cus your name rhymes like that.

It ain't easy for me damint!

[Bitchamachacha]

There once was a guy named Chewy
He hung in Cali with Huey, Duey and Luey
They tickled him with their feathers
They became best friends forever
And Uncle Donald got jealous and said "Oh Phewy!"

[Elusive]

once there was bitchamachacha
with a wig made of angel hair pasta
spaghetti shampoo
a favorite to use
she chews on her hair and drinks shasta

[paul jones]

there was a man called Turdbergler
who drove around town in a sherpa
every day he would say
'Thank God I'm Gay!'
then pick up cruising surfers



hmmm,that was a bit of a poor effort

[Kid Presentable]

There once was a girlie named sak,
loathed the song 'baby got back'
said purely in fun,
like KRS One,
"This board is wick-wick-wack.".

[Kid Presentable]

There once lived a lady named Nuzz,
Kicked like a hella good buzz,
Is shown disrespect,
for her intellect,
And still says "What's the fuzz?".

[Kid Presentable]

I'll send this to chiflada,
nobody's posts hit harder,
That's with an "Oi! You!"
or a or two,
she keeps ZOunt stashed in a larder.

[ToucanSpam]

Once upon a time lived the Tzar,
His voice couldn't carry so far,
So he started to cuss
and he kicked up a fuss
and become the next Turd from afar.


Maybe some more....

[Tzar]

i'm going to become turd
well i did ask him for advice on biking, and i do masturbate a lot.

[Kid Presentable]

I knew this dude named Toucan,
His survival he surely was flukin'
At least half would jest,
but heed the rest,
most his posts leave me close to pukin'.

[ToucanSpam]

Originally Posted by Tzar

i'm going to become turd
well i did ask him for advice on biking, and i do masturbate a lot.

The difference between you and Turd is that you're less of an asshole.

Hey, be thankful someone made a limerick about you fool!!

[Tzar]

Originally Posted by ToucanSpam

The difference between you and Turd is that you're less of an asshole.

Hey, be thankful someone made a limerick about you fool!!

and i am.

[bigblu89]

There's a guy I know named G-Mile
Whose words make everyone smile
He posts lots of pics
and is good with the chicks
Becasue he's the Doctor of Style

[Tzar]

there once was a guy called norcen
who had a pencil called jimmy.
an..FUCK!

*runs out of thread in humiliation*

[Kid Presentable]

Get this kid a guitar,
That's why they cal him Tzar.
He's too rock n roll,
for all us assholes,
If he left he'll turn up at a bar.

[ToucanSpam]

There once lived a woman named Lindsey,
Her posts were crazy and whimsy,
Then she stole my heart
Don't like to be apart
But she makes my limbs go flimsy.


I know that sucked.

[Tzar]

dude, you love her so bad! you need take a motherfucking road trip to that ass, you dig?

mang, she was fucking wasted tonight, it's one thing to talk to a drunk on msn, but to talk to a DRUNK LINDSEY on msn.....

[beastieangel01]

awwww

[cosmo105]

i texted this to a few people a while back...


Beastie Boys they had a board
L-O-L-O-L
and on that board they had a noob
L-O-L-O-L
with a ROFLMAO here and a STFU there
here a A/S/L? there a PWNED!!1
everywhere an OMGWTFBBQZ0RZ!!!

Beastie Boys they had a board

L-O-L-O-L!

[g-mile7]

Mirror, Mirror…. (2-22-05)

Verse 1:

Mirror, mirror what is my state of mind in glass/
Falling pass waste lands of shine of sands/
I demand you speak on why she doesn’t think/
That we as one could be the missing link/
To ink cashmere dreams the letter of her life/
Is so tight as her light’s better in my night/
Might this be false paths, she hath drawn for me/
Like deep steps in sands gone in seas/
She washed me with dawn that was electric/
Respected in the valley of my heart was her message/
To address our hopes so she then concurs/
But words are too weak to speak deep as verbs/
Can’t reach her soul so I shutter with fears/
Near the streets I sleep in the gutter of tears/
It appears she doesn’t care bout me clearer/
Tears dry inside eyes of the man in the mirror/

Hook:

How do you feel? About/
About Me/
How do you? /
How do you feel? About/
About Me/
Do you care? Do you care? /
About/


Verse 2:

Mirror what did I do wrong come too strong or weak/
What is the portal for these songs to breech/
These fortresses the precious will use/
I’m too dumb to realize I’m reckless my cool/
Is fueled by wishing stars far out of reach not sight/
Like the girl I yearn for beneath star light/
I assumed we’d be tight with so much in common/
But the options ends our trust, I’m sobbing/
Mirror, mirror I’m calling out what’s this about, this pain? /
That stains the soul’s windows that mounts with rain/
My dame oust the flame made in her silhouette/
As better times have dried staining my pillow wet/
When we met, mirror, she was digging the message/
Her presence was lifted but the soul let it/
Be poetic as my heart’s mistress did not see/
What this mirror spoke profound, what she is to me/

Hook

Verse 3:

My thoughts are suicide notes I wrote for despair/
Is there any hope for life is not fair/
I dare have spoken these death threats/
Against the figure in my mirror who wept sweat/
I guess it was all lies all the times she said hi/
Fed lies of the dark side like a Jedi/
Red eyes burn with embers as I remember her face/
Her shape, why did she change it hurts me great/
This state can’t be her how could she flip a switch/
And change for the worst so awfully quick/
She plead the fifth to evidence that lies/
On sites where her pictures reside/
To drive, the shadows to unravel stealth flights/
My main drag knowing she holding someone else tight/
So mirror my listener to blues I can’t atone/
She’s the one always lonely but I’m the one always alone/





http://www.soundclick.com/dainfamousgreenemile (Mirror) 2 those who've never heard my voice (least rap voice)

[g-mile7]

Originally Posted by bigblu89

There's a guy I know named G-Mile
Whose words make everyone smile
He posts lots of pics
and is good with the chicks
Becasue he's the Doctor of Style

thanx fam!!much respect

[BionicEye]

There once was a girl named Zippo
And her posts are sometimes like Hippos
With the wide angle pokes
Some smooth as bong tokes
My balls in there, yes, I would dipp-o



que bolludo

[BionicEye]

Then there's that Zorra Chiflada
For feet she's got two empanadas
And though she's an Aussie
She's not at all mossy
'Cause she wants to wed Eric Estrada