I had a piece of toast last night

[DandyFop]

and it, no joke, looked exactly like Stephen Colbert. I wish I had a digital camera.

Pointless post #329 for me, thankyouverymuch.

[paul jones]

Originally Posted by DandyFop

and it, no joke, looked exactly like Stephen Colbert. I wish I had a digital camera.

Pointless post #329 for me, thankyouverymuch.

fuck,now I'm gonna look at my toast in the morning to see who it looks like

[kll]

haha. i love your mind.


i once thought a girl looked like mashed potatoes.

[paul jones]

Originally Posted by kll

haha. i love your mind.


i once thought a girl looked like mashed potatoes.

was she pale with white hair and wearing a white wooly sweater and white sweatpants?

[DandyFop]

I love my mind too. It's really a fuckable one. I mean, dead sexy brain action.

Here's a story to make this thread more worth-while. Today a customer came into the steakhouse, and i know he's eaten there quite a few times, so I'm sure he already knew all this.

Here's our convo

Dude: Do you have whole wheat bread?
Barb: Yes, we have wheat bread.
Dude: Whole wheat?
Barb: Well, it's Bovarian wheat.
Dude: Is that whole wheat?
Barb: I'm not sure how close to whole wheat that is. You can give it a try though (we give free bread with the meals).

A minute later, I bring out the bread

Dude: So, that's the bread?
Barb: Yes, that's it.

So, that's the bread? Yes, what the fuck did you think it was, a giant shit log with some butter?

[kll]

Originally Posted by paul jones

was she pale with white hair and wearing a white wooly sweater and white sweatpants?

No. Alruggs was wearing red sweatpants that night.

[fucktopgirl]

i fucking love toast with butter,jam on one toast,peanut butter on another one.You put bananas in the middle,,

the only bad thing,the ass grow fast with toast
not that mine is,but i am careful!