The Kid Rock/dude from Creed sextape

mickill · #1 02-21-2006, 11:32 AM

Kinda extremely disturbing, no?

TurdBerglar · #2 02-21-2006, 11:34 AM

so you've watched it?

why?

i don't even know what this is. it just sounds pretty sick

monkey · #3 02-21-2006, 11:35 AM

did you watch it? i wont ever, ever, EVER dl that. that's like two of the grossest white people to ever put themselves on tv naked.

even grosser than that fat porn star dude.

mickill · #4 02-21-2006, 11:36 AM

I watched the preview. By accident.

Fine, I wanted to see their throbbing penises.

Planetary · #5 02-21-2006, 11:41 AM

isn't the guy from creed a big dirty christian?

i'd have thought that was against his religion somehow.

though shalt not feature in porn with roadies and kid rock.

hpdrifter · #6 02-21-2006, 11:43 AM

I saw some stills from it.

But I'm not big into celebrity sex tapes. I've never even seen the Pam and Tommy one.

I was hoping against hope that the colin farrell one would get released.

monkey · #7 02-21-2006, 11:45 AM

so does colin farrell have a big one? thats what i heard.......

hpdrifter · #8 02-21-2006, 11:52 AM

That's sort of what I was hoping to find out in the tape. Sadly, he was able to squash it.

I wonder if he has an irish accent while he's having sex. What would that sound like?

mickill · #9 02-21-2006, 12:08 PM

He'd probably have sex with you if you just asked, ya know.

That guy would stick his penis in a lump of dog shit if you left him alone for 5 minutes.

Echewta · #10 02-21-2006, 12:25 PM

I'd watch the tape for the chicks. I saw a still and one had crazy chachas.

DandyFop · #11 02-21-2006, 01:37 PM

They haven't actually released the tape yet I don't think. Right now it's just the preview. I'll totally watch it, are you kidding me? There's got to be some comedy gold on that shit.

cosmo105 · #12 02-21-2006, 01:39 PM

"with vaginas wide open"

Qdrop · #13 02-21-2006, 01:48 PM

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Originally Posted by cosmo105

"with vaginas wide open"

*shakes head*

Mr_Complex · #14 02-21-2006, 02:03 PM

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Originally Posted by cosmo105

"with vaginas wide open"

hahahaha, that was a lol moment.

cosmo105 · #15 02-21-2006, 02:06 PM

it had to be done.

cosmo105 · #16 02-21-2006, 02:10 PM

oh my god i just watched it. jesus, what is that girl doing behind him??

mickill · #17 02-21-2006, 02:27 PM

The nipple teasing in particular made me wanna vomit. Who wants to see that?

Anne Lauren · #18 02-21-2006, 02:59 PM

Scott Stap cracked me up with his little "It's good to be the Kings", comment..while some skank is suckin' him off.

Echewta · #19 02-21-2006, 03:59 PM

I tend not to say anything while some skank is suckin' me off. I just keep reading.

Anne Lauren · #20 02-21-2006, 04:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Echewta

I tend not to say anything while some skank is suckin' me off. I just keep reading.

Any other way would be degradeing to the skank.

P of R · #21 02-21-2006, 04:08 PM

So Kid rock is poking the guy from Creed in the arse? Or is there two tapes???

Anne Lauren · #22 02-21-2006, 04:12 PM

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Originally Posted by P of R

So Kid rock is poking the guy from Creed in the arse? Or is there two tapes???

No, it's basically them two getting blowjobs from some groupies while they're also having their nipples sucked...then it cuts off before the real action takes place.

P of R · #23 02-21-2006, 04:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Anne Lauren

No, it's basically them two getting blowjobs from some groupies while they're also having their nipples sucked...then it cuts off before the real action takes place.

Oh. I'm not watching that.

Anne Lauren · #24 02-21-2006, 04:15 PM

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Originally Posted by P of R

Oh. I'm not watching that.

It doesn't show anything...just from the waist up. And Scott Stapp's randomly blabbing most of the time anyway.

P of R · #25 02-21-2006, 04:16 PM

Still not watching that.

Planetary · #26 02-21-2006, 04:17 PM

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Originally Posted by hpdrifter

That's sort of what I was hoping to find out in the tape. Sadly, he was able to squash it.

I wonder if he has an irish accent while he's having sex. What would that sound like?

i'm sure roosta will step up...

roosta · #27 02-21-2006, 04:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Planetary

i'm sure roosta will step up...

ahem....

anyways..why WOULDNT he have an irish accent whilst doing it? do you change your accent when your at it?

roosta · #28 02-21-2006, 04:28 PM

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Originally Posted by cmute rhyme

roosta is not Irish.

i think you'll find i am

roosta · #29 02-21-2006, 04:31 PM

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Originally Posted by cmute rhyme

No, you're not.

shit.................! where have i been living all this time!

Planetary · #30 02-21-2006, 04:33 PM

Cmute: roosta, i am your father...

i designed a special irish habitat under my house, and that's where you've been living all this time.....

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! prepare to die!!!!!!!!

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