The official soccer shittalk thread.

[roosta]

Although i loate the word soccer and its usage, this is to distinguish it from American Football, but from here on in :

Football = Soccer.

There's not enough football talk in this board. So. Here we go.

Also some other ground rules.

Sol Campbell = Not Gay
Jose Morinho = cunt

Erm..first post. As an arsenal fan i am going up the fucking wall with the team this season. After a sensational result against madrid, what do they go and do? FUCKING LOSE AWAY AGAIN. look at us. pathetic.

and all this talk of Fabergas and the likes "coming of age" got me actually believing something magical was taking place. More fool I. Part of me, tho, suspected this would happen today.

Now. watch this thread die on its arse, like the gunners.

[Tompz]

remember when fowler snorted the sideline, that was classic!

[ToucanSpam]

I'm also a gunner supporter...god dammit they are gonna be middle of the pack this year.


Christiano Ronaldo>Frank Lampard
Nistlerooy>Henry
Rooney<Rooney
P. Chech>van der Sar

[CJM]

i used to watch the Champions League in high school till i graduated. i liked RC Lens, but can't seem to find them. are they still in UEFA?

[franscar]

Birmingham won. I saw Emile Heskey score a goal. A whole one.

It was cold.

[synch]

Originally Posted by ToucanSpam

Christiano Ronaldo>Frank Lampard

You know how I sometimes give you a hard time just for fun? You know, nothing serious, just joking around and no hard feelings and everything.

Well... this particular statement is just... just... wow. You haven't seen much of either of them if you really believe that man.

[synch]

Originally Posted by franscar

Birmingham won. I saw Emile Heskey score a goal. A whole one.

It was cold.

Pffff, thanks for the spoiler CHRIS

But it's ok, I forgive you just because a brum win AND a heskey goal was a long time ago

[roosta]

Originally Posted by ToucanSpam

I'm also a gunner supporter...god dammit they are gonna be middle of the pack this year.

its pathetic. 8 years in the the top 2 and now we're behind fucking SPURS.

Christiano Ronaldo>Frank Lampard
Nistlerooy>Henry
Rooney<Rooney
P. Chech>van der Sar

are you mental? ronaldo is a piece of shit! and as for Henry? i thought you were a fucking gooner????

[synch]

Originally Posted by CJM

i used to watch the Champions League in high school till i graduated. i liked RC Lens, but can't seem to find them. are they still in UEFA?

You have to qualify for the Champions League by ending in the top of your competition (how high depends on your country's rating). Not sure what Lens is up to these days though

[synch]

Originally Posted by roosta

are you mental? ronaldo is a piece of shit! and as for Henry? i thought you were a fucking gooner????

Maybe he got his > and < mixed up

[sab0tage]

[quote=roosta]its pathetic. 8 years in the the top 2 and now we're behind fucking SPURS.

As a Spurs fan it makes a nice change to see the Gooners trailing, we've usually got 11th spot secured by this point in the season. The 1-1 draw at the Lane earlier in the season was a fair result. What's your prediction for the match at Highbury (I know its still 2 months away)?

[CJM]

ah. i never knew this. that's what i get for watching a EURO football comp in NA.

[Extra Cheese]

Metrostars

[DandyFop]

We have some craptastic "pro" football team now in my town but they are so bad it's kinda hard to watch.

All I really have to add to this thread is something stupid a guy at my work said. We were talking about American vs. "regular" football, and he actually argued that the ONLY reason anyone plays soccer vs. football (sorry I had to say soccer because I'm comparing them) is because football is too expensive. He was like "no, there's no way they would play it if they didn't have to. Football is just a much better game". I said something along the lines of "Wtf is wrong with you, asshat, and besides soccer kicks football's ass anyday".

[roosta]

Originally Posted by sab0tage

What's your prediction for the match at Highbury (I know its still 2 months away)?

oh....i dunno. Arsenal HAVE to win....it's gonna be a fucking cracker of a match, that's for sure.

Originally Posted by DandyFop

I said something along the lines of "Wtf is wrong with you, asshat, and besides soccer kicks football's ass anyday".

Freebasser once posted a link to a scientific report that actually PROVED football (soccer) was better than American Football. A post which I believe made QDrops eyes explode out of his skull with rage.

[sab0tage]

[quote=roosta]oh....i dunno. Arsenal HAVE to win....it's gonna be a fucking cracker of a match, that's for sure.

one things for sure, we must be the only team in the world with 2 players called Jermaine!!

[franscar]

Originally Posted by synch

Pffff, thanks for the spoiler CHRIS

But it's ok, I forgive you just because a brum win AND a heskey goal was a long time ago

Well here's a tip, you won't have to sit through the "highlights" on the telly box now. It was fucking awful.

[ToucanSpam]

You guys are Nazis!! You're just Nazis!! Nazis!

I am a supporter of the Gunners, but dammit, Nistlerooy is the best striker alive right now, and he'll prove it at the WC in June, if he hasn't already in the Premier league.


As for Ronadlo>Lampard, can I plead drunkeness?

[zippo]

Originally Posted by roosta

Freebasser once posted a link to a scientific report that actually PROVED football (soccer) was better than American Football.

POST IT AGAIN WILL YA BASELIBRE

[voltanapricot]

CONFORMIST.

[ToucanSpam]

Originally Posted by voltané

CONFORMIST.

COMMUNIST.

[voltanapricot]

Originally Posted by ToucanSpam

COMMUNIST.

TOSSER.

[ToucanSpam]

Truce?

[Freebasser]

Originally Posted by franscar

I saw Emile Heskey score a goal. A whole one.

[Freebasser]

I'm going to Cardiff tomorrow for the League Cup final.

Shame I have to travel/sit with the Wigan supporters, mind :/

[synch]

He still gets to say that more often than liverpool fans used to be able to

[Jmoney77]

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA?

[paul jones]

Originally Posted by Freebasser

I'm going to Cardiff tomorrow for the League Cup final.

Shame I have to travel/sit with the Wigan supporters, mind :/

you lucky git!

not for sitting amongst the Wigan but just for being there.

I'll be looking out for you on the TV, having a fight with some Wigan fans

[roosta]

Originally Posted by ToucanSpam

You guys are Nazis!! You're just Nazis!! Nazis!

I am a supporter of the Gunners, but dammit, Nistlerooy is the best striker alive right now, and he'll prove it at the WC in June, if he hasn't already in the Premier league.


As for Ronadlo>Lampard, can I plead drunkeness?

you have absolutley proven yourself to be incapable of further comment on the subject of football. Thierry Henry is simply, and purely a better striker than Van Nistlerooy. Henry is pretty much the best forward plying his craft on the planet today. And the fact you claim to be a gooner confounds it. And let's be honest, Ruud is a GREAT player....but best striker ALIVE? hello? I'll just say GEORGE WEAH, IAN RUSH...where do i stop?

And pleading drunkeness for that other statement doesn't get you off. And its not even anti-Man Yoo sentiment here. Lampard is a solid fucking player, Ronaldo can do step-overs. AND THATS IT.

[ToucanSpam]

Geez, I try to get into a new sport and this is what I have to look forward to? Some guy telling me my opinion is wrong? Thanks, you're a cock.