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Old 02-28-2006, 06:56 PM
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Takes you back in tii-iiime!

Gotta love the megaphone crooners



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Old 02-28-2006, 06:56 PM
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Old 02-28-2006, 06:58 PM
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yea time machine,for shure!Scientific are working on it!


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I saw the SHIT out of it!


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Old 02-28-2006, 06:59 PM
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it was a coupon...and...it was a movie!
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Old 02-28-2006, 07:01 PM
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If a real time machine isn't a Delorean, i don't want it to exist.


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Old 02-28-2006, 07:02 PM
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I've got a naked puppet doing a lewd lacidious fandango on the lap of a full grown man. I've got women over here dipping candles. I've got a fellow over here, he's got a butter churner. It's like a pioneer porn shop in here!


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Old 02-28-2006, 07:02 PM
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I dont wanna SEE the time machine - I wanna take a ride in that motherfucker !!!


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as you try to get up." Evel Knievel

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Old 02-28-2006, 07:03 PM
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If a real time machine isn't a Delorean, i don't want it to exist.
probably the best post this shithouse thread will ever hold.


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2 and a half hours just to get to the beach???

Your poor cunt.

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Old 02-28-2006, 07:06 PM
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Elevator, it's an elevator

takes you up and do-ooown!


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Old 02-28-2006, 07:07 PM
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you call yourselves junior executives? YOU'RE SENIOR JACKASSES!
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Old 02-28-2006, 07:08 PM
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electric tie rack, it's so nice: racks ties from side to side...

electric tie rack, it's so nice: rackin' up electric ties!


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Old 02-28-2006, 07:09 PM
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Don't miss rap the musical. You'll want to experience the magic again and again. Open up your heart and let the rap shine in!


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Old 02-28-2006, 07:10 PM
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Universla Studios, California.. best vacation ever


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Old 02-28-2006, 07:12 PM
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I'm Fran, and I'm a woman!


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Old 02-28-2006, 07:14 PM
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i'm the hated milk machine, nobody likes me
for doing what i'm told
he was trying to be bold!
why can't people keep their willies out of holes?
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Old 02-28-2006, 07:16 PM
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Men can kiss. Men can get married. They even have a pill now-a-days that lets men make love to each other. Here - Watch this, it's called a gay porno film.


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Old 02-28-2006, 07:18 PM
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These goats are all retarded.


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Old 02-28-2006, 07:20 PM
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SCAMMY FLAMMY MAMMY!!!!!!!!!


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Old 02-28-2006, 07:35 PM
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talkin bout the weather report, OH YEAH
yeah i'm taaaalkin bout the weeeeeather....reeepoooooort!
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Old 02-28-2006, 08:52 PM
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i listened to your song "try suicide" right before i tried suicide.

yeah i know, your parents fucking sued us.

yeah, but you guys won, that's awesome!!!
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Old 02-28-2006, 08:54 PM
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(introspect - <3)

We can't take him on tour with us, he looks like a wet cigar!


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Old 02-28-2006, 08:58 PM
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try, try, try again, head first this time, dive right in
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Old 02-28-2006, 11:06 PM
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Hey guys - I think I just discovered a new mistake!

You know what that means - TOFUTTI BREAK!


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Old 02-28-2006, 11:08 PM
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it tastes like ice cream!

no, it doesn't...

IT DOES!
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Old 02-28-2006, 11:13 PM
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Old 03-01-2006, 12:00 AM
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how dare you?! my grandfather started this company a hundred years ago with just one rickety old slave ship and a simple motto..."people selling people to people". SO DON'T YOU CALL ME FAT!
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Old 03-01-2006, 12:07 AM
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Welcome to Taint Mansion...
Where it all happens

How you doin' sweetheart?
You want any aspirin? Want to make a phone call? You can if you want.


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Old 03-01-2006, 12:27 AM
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so you just gonna keep prattling on with these lines or u gonna tell me what show it is so i can get it?
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