Fellatio - a question

[Ace42X]

On the IRC channel, a few of us were talking about semen and swallowing and the like, and we came up with some questions that we just couldn't answer. Or rather, couldn't answer without auto-fellatio, going greek, or some similar sort of kinkyness. So, here you go, we want answers straight from the horses (chick's) mouth:

What does jizz taste like?
Do you like its taste?
For those that swallow - do you like swallowing, or is it unpleasant swallowing something slimy / sticky like that?
If it is unpleasant, why do you do it? Convenience (not needing a spooge-receptical to spit in) or a sense of duty to the guy? Or just not bothered? Do you get something out of it?

Here is the (abridged) conversation that lead to this.

<Miho> should I taste my own cum somday?
<randee> i heard it tastes like snot
<Ace42> It has the consistency of particularly wet snot
<Miho> I've tasted snot lots of times, so it shouldn't be a problem
<Ace42> Taste, I doubt it
<Ace42> Tastes a bit salty, I imagine
<Ace42> Miho, I assume you know what semen SMELLS like
<Ace42> It prolly tastes like that, but more so
<Miho> yeah
<Ace42> considering taste is essentially smell
<Miho> that's true
<Ace42> It is a subject to talk to girls about
<Ace42> As there is an interesting division
<Ace42> Some really love it
<Ace42> Prolly because it is laden with sex-hormones that turn them on
<Ace42> Some are a bit grossed out
<Ace42> Prolly due to it being difficult to swallow, having a gooey consistency, and the social pressures
<Ace42> I ahve always found that girls who swallow give better head
<Ace42> coincidence? I don't know
<Miho> I wonder if anyone has died from choking on semen
<Miho> in introspect, I wouldn't want to swallow semen. like you said, it's gooey, and would be uncomfortable to swallow
<Miho> at the same time, having it sprayed on your face doesn't sound too appealing
<Miho> but hey, people get turned on by that
<Miho> of course, I say "I" as in looking at it from a girl's point of view, but then, it varies among girls
<Ace42> I am not sure about the swallowing angle... Would be interested to here some chicks point of view
<Ace42> I am guessing that part of the swallowing thing is that it isn't completely impractical
<Ace42> People swallow sticky stuff all the time
<Ace42> And prolly adds to the "naughtiness" factor a lot

Any other thoughts?

[TAL]

Yes people, it's true, I actually did not join in this conversation. Because I was watching tv.

[Lyman Zerga]

gotta love our chat oh and bob

[CrankItUp!]

I heard that human shit tastes better than hamburgers and fries and a shake too..so who wants to find out??? You just might even get a real shit eating grin out of the experience.

[zorra_chiflada]

salty. it's not that tasty

[DandyFop]

Tastes fucking gross.

[CrankItUp!]

is it fattening ?

[zorra_chiflada]

full of protein apparently. it's like phlegm. a lot like phlegm

[CrankItUp!]

do you like it in your hair too...so you can spike it up???

[HEIRESS]

I like the yeasty smell

and it tastes good if you date someone who eats healthy

[TurdBerglar]

i've been told i taste like earwax


what's more gross is how the girl knew what earwax tastes like

[insertnamehere]

i dont think the taste is very strong, its not particularly good but it doesnt really matter that much. plus its kinda like getting a gold star on your paper to say good job!

[CrankItUp!]

Originally Posted by TurdBerglar

i've been told i taste like earwax


what's more gross is how the girl knew what earwax tastes like

so your dickwax tasted like earwax to her...now that's funny !

[Jmoney77]

WAAAA?

[kaiser soze]

not like vanilla, nor like silly putty

[ms.peachy]

It tastes generally like very salty cream of mushroom soup, with a hint of bleach.

For the record, I don't like mushrooms.

Or really, bleach.

If I was God, this would be one of the first things I would change.

I would make it taste like Bailey's.

But then, I would never get any work done.

[Ace42X]

bleach? That sounds like ammonia content, which as we know is a component of urea... I wonder if that is common to more guys...

[ms.peachy]

Originally Posted by Ace42X

bleach? That sounds like ammonia content, which as we know is a component of urea... I wonder if that is common to more guys...

I don't think so, per se. I think it's more to do with the compostion of the seminal fluid. But I suppose it's possible that if seminal fluid contains a sodium hypochlorite (bleachy) compound, since male anatomy is such that both semen and urine pass through the same, erm, tube, when the semen mixes with stry bits of urea, it produces that bleach/ammonia reaction that releases molecules of free chlorine gas.

Which is highly toxic. Blowjobs - it's dangerous work, people. Wear protective clothing.

[Ace42X]

I only mention it because a rather disturbed / disturbing aquaintance of mine once felt the need to share the fact that he sometimes gets so excited when ... stimulated, that sometimes he forces a little pee out.

I was confused, bemused and disgusted by this all at once. Becongusted.

[ms.peachy]

I've always thought it was a bit of a shame that fellatio ends the way it does. (I mean, as an activity unto itself; not as a foreplay thing.) There you are, on your knees, having a perfectly lovely time and giving it your all, and then what do you end up with? A mouthful of something like bongwater. It's just not right.

[Ace42X]

I did hear that jizz flavour (and to a lesser degree, consistency) can be effected by diet. I do remember reading, possibly on housewifeslut.com before it changed management, that coffee can make a strong acrid taste, whereas lots of fruit juice can make it more pleasant.

Maybe you could try feeding him LOADS of fruit juices (or baileys? Although the alcohol would prolly dehydrate him and make it thicker and stronger) and come back and report a difference. Making sure he doesn't cheat and sneak some coffee!

[Lex Diamonds]

I heard that eating strawberries makes your love juice taste good.

[zorra_chiflada]

Originally Posted by Ace42X

I did hear that jizz flavour (and to a lesser degree, consistency) can be effected by diet. I do remember reading, possibly on housewifeslut.com before it changed management, that coffee can make a strong acrid taste, whereas lots of fruit juice can make it more pleasant.

that's a myth. your digestive system and reproductive system are seperate. i read something much more detailed and complicated that disproved that myth, but i can't remember it. you'll just have to trust me.

[Ace42X]

Not directly connected, but semen is produced daily I believe (or at least often and regularly) - and as such would need constant access to materials that are being repleted. It has to come from the digestive system at some point, the question is at what point, and what elements that could alter flavour could make it across. It is feasible that sugar-like compounds could be filtered in relatively directly, I suppose. I say we consult the necrosages.

[Lex Diamonds]

Originally Posted by zorra_chiflada

that's a myth. your digestive system and reproductive system are seperate. i read something much more detailed and complicated that disproved that myth, but i can't remember it. you'll just have to trust me.

Semenex disagrees wit you.

[Ace42X]

http://sexylosers.com/162.html
http://sexylosers.com/167.html
http://sexylosers.com/178.html

And, probably most relevent,
http://sexylosers.com/179.html

(http://sexylosers.com/174.html for people who don't get the doctor's punchline in 179)

[ms.peachy]

Originally Posted by Ace42X

Maybe you could try feeding him LOADS of fruit juices (or baileys? Although the alcohol would prolly dehydrate him and make it thicker and stronger) and come back and report a difference. Making sure he doesn't cheat and sneak some coffee!

Yeah... I'm going to be just a little bit busy for the next few months. Someone else is going to have to conduct this little survey.

I imagine mr.p is going to really rather need his coffee in this time period.

[Ace42X]

The thought did cross my mind. Well, if of the BBMB chicks want to suck me off, I'll be happy to take part in this bit of scientific research.

[Lex Diamonds]

This gives me a good idea for a thread.

[DandyFop]

Originally Posted by zorra_chiflada

that's a myth. your digestive system and reproductive system are seperate. i read something much more detailed and complicated that disproved that myth, but i can't remember it. you'll just have to trust me.

*puts down the strawberries*


Interesting how it's supposed to be hot when the ladies taste their own juice and not when the guy does.